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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 225319
Live Every Day Like It’s Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 73031
Happy Festivus From All Of Us! card
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Inside Text: We wish you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71688
I’ll Have A Blue Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 521560
Retro-Style Happy Festivus to Husband Card
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Inside Text: Husband mine, There’s no one I’d rather air grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 718194
Sledding Snowmen Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71686
Happy Festivus With Ornaments card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 105355
Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: All the best to you this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75825
Festivus Carolers Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 512578
Vintage-Style Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 55925
Country House Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714884
Tuning Up For Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76348
St. Festivus Holiday Card
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Inside Text: May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 697728
House of Lords Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 700575
Happy Festivus From Retro Santa card
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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503159
Festivus Celebration - Retro Sexy card
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Inside Text: Make Love in front of a roaring family.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496907
Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75654
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276310
Santa Warms Up Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714887
Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes card
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Inside Text: It’s a holiday for the rest of us ... Happy Festivus!
Artist: Phil Perkins
Artist Notes: Send family and friends this nicely designed Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes greeting card!
Product Id: 938617
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Best Festivus wishes to you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 72893
Festivus Celebration - Retro card
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Inside Text: Sit on each other’s laps. It’s part of the "Feats of Strength"
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496904
Festivus, general, a decorated mug of beer with a …
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Inside Text: Need I say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: At any given time, 0.7% of the world is drunk! So, beer makes for a great general Happy Festivus card highlighting a mug of beer overflowing with foam with a cute Santa Claus Workshop design sitting in front of a mini keg. The background is dark gold with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie
Product Id: 1453456
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: All the best to you this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75837
Happy Festivus, Naked Man Wearing Mistletoe. card
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Inside Text: May all your wishes for this festive season come true!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A cartoon naked man reclines on a grass green chaise longue. He is wearing only a Santa hat and a strategically placed bunch of mistletoe, tied with red ribbon. The image has a dark green background and 'Happy Festivus' written in the top left hand corner.
Product Id: 1435144
Happy Festivus - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: For the rest of us
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1000003
Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Rest of Us, hu…
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance; not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 948489
Late Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54530
Two Things You’d Like For Festivus card
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Inside Text: Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276322
Festivus Yes! Bagels No! card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54526
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