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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Happy Festivus With Ornaments card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 105355
Shopping Snowman Festivus Card
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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71682
Retro-Style Happy Festivus to Husband Card
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Inside Text: Husband mine, There’s no one I’d rather air grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 718194
Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: All the best to you this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75825
Vintage-Style Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 55925
Cats Happy Festivus Fun. card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Adorable cartoon cats wearing Santa hats, holding up green squares with letters on that spell out 'Happy Festivus'. A fun card for any cat lover to receive!
Product Id: 1199492
Tuning Up For Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76348
St. Festivus Holiday Card
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Inside Text: May all the blessings of Festivus be upon you this season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 697728
Festivus, general, raccoons talking about airing g…
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Inside Text: May all your grievances be aired and your feats of strength be met!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish anyone a Happy Festivus with an adorable raccoon showing another cute raccoon with his hands how many grievances he has to air. Background is a pretty green with a Festivus pole, bow, holly with white text. Inside like all cards on Greeting Card Universe can be personalized by you if you wish to give it your own personal touch. Festivus is the holiday featured in Seinfeld’s “The Strike” episode of December 18, 1997. It’s also celebrated by real folks like you each year on December 23rd, though the holiday can be celebrated any time of the year or throughout the month of December.
Product Id: 738731
Festivus Custom Photo Humor Problems with These Pe…
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Inside Text: May your grievances be heard and your strength hold out!
Artist: © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Add your own family photo and ask your friends and family if they have some problems with these people. A fun card that features all the activities that make a great Festivus!
Product Id: 1003905
Festivus Carolers Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 512578
House of Lords Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 700575
Last Festivus Supper Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 516257
Festivus Celebration - Retro Sexy card
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Inside Text: Make Love in front of a roaring family.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496907
Country House Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714884
Festive Festivus with Rainbow Ribbon Wrapped Poles…
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Inside Text: Festivus wishes to someone special far away. Wish we could celebrate together!
Artist: Teri Nelson Kuster
Artist Notes: Do you celebrate Festivus? This card is a fun way to wish friends and family, who live far away, a Festive Festivus. Featured on the green background of the card are two Fesivus poles, wrapped with ribbons that change from green to blue to purple to red and give the holiday a rainbow like look. In between the two decorated poles, is the handlettered message, in white handlettering, "Wishing You a Festive Festivus".
Product Id: 1149526
Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75654
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276310
Santa Warms Up Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714887
Festivus Photo Card, Aluminum Pole, Colorful Abstr…
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Inside Text: May you always be equal to any feats of strength; may you never have many grievances aired against you; may you have a miracle-filled and quite wonderful FESTIVUS!
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: A banner proclaiming, "Happy Festivus" flies from the obligatory aluminum Festivus pole to convey your holiday wishes. The colorful abstract background has a horizontal slot for your photograph, and the inside text can be edited to suit your preferences.
Product Id: 855396
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Best Festivus wishes to you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 72893
Festivus Celebration - Retro card
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Inside Text: Sit on each other’s laps. It’s part of the "Feats of Strength"
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496904
Happy Festivus From Retro Santa card
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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503159
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: All the best to you this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75837
Happy Festivus - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: For the rest of us
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1000003
Late Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54530
Two Things You’d Like For Festivus card
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Inside Text: Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276322
Happy Festivus/Blue and White Snowflakes/Design ca…
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Inside Text: Wishing You And Yours Many Blessings This Holiday Season!
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Artist Notes: Beautiful Blue and White Snowflake Designed Greeting Card. Reads: Happy Festivus. *Courtesy of Geralt from Pixabay/Designed by Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 1129068
Festivus Yes! Bagels No! card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54526
Two Things You’d Like For Festivus card
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Inside Text: Feats of strength and airing of grievances, right? (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276296
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