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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best for a Happy Festivus Season.
Artist: Sheryl Kasper
Artist Notes: Inside verse can be customized by you to suit your needs.. Thank you for your interest.
Product Id: 535557
Santa Wishes A Happy Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 72047
Guess What You’re Getting For Festivus card
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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276342
Retro-Style Holiday Revelers Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714932
Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Rest of Us, hu…
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance; not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 948489
What You Really Want for Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (What ELSE did you want?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 282786
Happy Festivus to partner with love, festivus pole…
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Inside Text: It wouldn’t be festive without you!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: A fun illustration of festivus poles for sale, all designs one price!
Product Id: 1400524
Festivus Photo Card Is Not Crass Commercialism car…
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Inside Text: Well, maybe just a teeny, tiny bit.
Artist: Stacia Gorge
Artist Notes: This photo card allows the senders to poke fun at themselves for sending a photo card for Festivus and thereby participating in commercial activities. Good Things By Gorge/GTBG
Product Id: 1005903
Festivus Custom Photo Humor Problems with These Pe…
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Inside Text: May your grievances be heard and your strength hold out!
Artist: Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Add your own photo and ask your friends and family if they have some problems with you. A fun card that features all the activities that make a great Festivus!
Product Id: 1008081
Happy Festivus naked man weaing mistletoe. card
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Inside Text: May all your wishes for this festive season come true!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A cartoon naked man reclines on a grass green chaise longue. He is wearing only a Santa hat and a strategically placed bunch of mistletoe, tied with red ribbon. The image has a dark green background and 'Happy Festivus' written in the top left hand corner.
Product Id: 1435144
Winter Scenery Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: A simple delicate Festivus greeting card for anyone
Product Id: 1194626
Vintage-Style Snowman Festivus Card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56995
Festivus, general, a decorated mug of beer with a …
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Inside Text: Need I say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: At any given time, 0.7% of the world is drunk! So, beer makes for a great general Happy Festivus card highlighting a mug of beer overflowing with foam with a cute Santa Claus Workshop design sitting in front of a mini keg. The background is dark gold with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie
Product Id: 1453456
Ring Around the Christmas Tree Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714885
Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276328
Festivus Custom Photo Humor Problems with This Per…
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Inside Text: May your grievances be heard and your strength hold out!
Artist: Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Add your own photo and ask your friends and family if they have some problems with you. A fun card that features all the activities that make a great Festivus!
Product Id: 1003909
Happy festivus card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: eugenia bacon
Artist Notes: send me your photo and I will place it on this card for you together with any text you like.
Product Id: 533864
Happy Festivus Coach card
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Inside Text: It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Fun polka dots of many colors bedeck the text on a Happy Festivus for coach. Green holly and red berries add holiday detail to the traditional steel pole. Add coach's name to make it extra special.
Product Id: 1311992
Vintage Festivus Shopping Card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56371
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
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Inside Text: May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276332
Belated Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all! HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276338
Big Sister Happy Festivus Polka Dots and Celebrati…
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Inside Text: It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Festivus holiday greetings for big sister featuring colorful polka doted letters, aluminum pole and just a few sprigs of holly berries for decoration. Text may be personalized with name. Original design by Anura Design Studio.
Product Id: 1296734
Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card
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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Artist Notes: Wish your friends and loved ones a Happy Festivus with this sweet card featuring a fly airing grievances at a frog.
Product Id: 1447352
Retro-Style Happy Festivus to My Wife Card
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Inside Text: There’s no one I’d rather air grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 718200
Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes card
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Inside Text: It’s a holiday for the rest of us ... Happy Festivus!
Artist: Phil Perkins
Artist Notes: Send family and friends this nicely designed Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes greeting card!
Product Id: 938617
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75989
Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor ca…
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Inside Text: We’ve covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance, not enough sleep, we have the show of strength, the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 952579
Look At What You’re Getting For Festivus! card
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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276304
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276308
Festivus for grandson, cartoon sketch plate of mea…
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Inside Text: Have a fun day!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Cartoon sketch of a plate of meatloaf - fun Festivus greeting for a grandson
Product Id: 1402248
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