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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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“Very pleased with the card and the service, shipping was fast, this is my first order but it won’t be the last.”
Sandy - Jul 26th, 2025
“Perfect sentiment for my brother's upcoming birthday. I can't believe that he'll be turning 75 and it probably reflects his opinion too! My sister in law will be 75 in October and I liked this card so much that I'll be sending same one to her. It gently pokes fun at this milestone birthday.”
Elaine - Jul 28th, 2025
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