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Festivus Cards
Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!
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Festivus Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the best for a Happy Festivus Season. |
| Artist: | © Sheryl Kasper |
| Artist Notes: | Inside verse can be customized by you to suit your needs.. Thank you for your interest. |
| Product Id: | 535557 |
Santa Wishes A Happy Festivus Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the best this Festivus! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 72047 |
Guess What You’re Getting For Festivus card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 276342 |
Retro-Style Holiday Revelers Festivus Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 714932 |
Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Rest of Us, hu…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Festivus! |
| Artist: | Bright |
| Artist Notes: | We got the grievance; not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus! |
| Product Id: | 948489 |
What You Really Want for Festivus! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (What ELSE did you want?) HAPPY FESTIVUS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 282786 |
Happy Festivus to partner with love, festivus pole…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It wouldn’t be festive without you! |
| Artist: | Cisillia Tay |
| Artist Notes: | A fun illustration of festivus poles for sale, all designs one price! |
| Product Id: | 1400524 |
Festivus Photo Card Is Not Crass Commercialism car…
| Customize: | Cover photo, inside text |
| Inside Text: | Well, maybe just a teeny, tiny bit. |
| Artist: | Stacia Gorge |
| Artist Notes: | This photo card allows the senders to poke fun at themselves for sending a photo card for Festivus and thereby participating in commercial activities. © Good Things By Gorge/GTBG |
| Product Id: | 1005903 |
Festivus Custom Photo Humor Problems with These Pe…
| Customize: | Cover photo, cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | May your grievances be heard and your strength hold out! |
| Artist: | © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts |
| Artist Notes: | Add your own photo and ask your friends and family if they have some problems with you. A fun card that features all the activities that make a great Festivus! |
| Product Id: | 1008081 |
Happy Festivus naked man weaing mistletoe. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May all your wishes for this festive season come true! |
| Artist: | Kate Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | A cartoon naked man reclines on a grass green chaise longue. He is wearing only a Santa hat and a strategically placed bunch of mistletoe, tied with red ribbon. The image has a dark green background and 'Happy Festivus' written in the top left hand corner. |
| Product Id: | 1435144 |
Winter Scenery Festivus Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus |
| Artist: | Moonlake Designs |
| Artist Notes: | A simple delicate Festivus greeting card for anyone |
| Product Id: | 1194626 |
Vintage-Style Snowman Festivus Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | All the best this Festivus season! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 56995 |
Festivus, general, a decorated mug of beer with a …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Need I say more? |
| Artist: | Laurie Schneider |
| Artist Notes: | At any given time, 0.7% of the world is drunk! So, beer makes for a great general Happy Festivus card highlighting a mug of beer overflowing with foam with a cute Santa Claus Workshop design sitting in front of a mini keg. The background is dark gold with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie |
| Product Id: | 1453456 |
Ring Around the Christmas Tree Festivus Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 714885 |
Happy Festivus! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 276328 |
Festivus Custom Photo Humor Problems with This Per…
| Customize: | Cover photo, cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | May your grievances be heard and your strength hold out! |
| Artist: | © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts |
| Artist Notes: | Add your own photo and ask your friends and family if they have some problems with you. A fun card that features all the activities that make a great Festivus! |
| Product Id: | 1003909 |
Happy festivus card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | eugenia bacon |
| Artist Notes: | send me your photo and I will place it on this card for you together with any text you like. |
| Product Id: | 533864 |
Happy Festivus Coach card
| Customize: | Cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends! |
| Artist: | Anura Design Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Fun polka dots of many colors bedeck the text on a Happy Festivus for coach. Green holly and red berries add holiday detail to the traditional steel pole. Add coach's name to make it extra special. |
| Product Id: | 1311992 |
Vintage Festivus Shopping Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 56371 |
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May you air many grievances and meet the feats of strength this Festivus and in the coming year! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 276332 |
Belated Festivus Wishes card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Late Festivus wishes are better than no Festivus wishes at all! HAPPY FESTIVUS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 276338 |
Big Sister Happy Festivus Polka Dots and Celebrati…
| Customize: | Cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends! |
| Artist: | Anura Design Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Festivus holiday greetings for big sister featuring colorful polka doted letters, aluminum pole and just a few sprigs of holly berries for decoration. Text may be personalized with name. Original design by Anura Design Studio. |
| Product Id: | 1296734 |
Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season. |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Artist Notes: | Wish your friends and loved ones a Happy Festivus with this sweet card featuring a fly airing grievances at a frog. |
| Product Id: | 1447352 |
Retro-Style Happy Festivus to My Wife Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | There’s no one I’d rather air grievances with than you! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 718200 |
Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It’s a holiday for the rest of us ... Happy Festivus! |
| Artist: | Phil Perkins |
| Artist Notes: | Send family and friends this nicely designed Happy Festivus, Pastel Stripes greeting card! |
| Product Id: | 938617 |
Festivus Wishes card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the best this Festivus! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 75989 |
Adult, Sexy, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor ca…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We’ve covered three elements of Festivus: 1. The airing of complaints 2. The show of strength 3. The raising of the pole Now, what else can we do with the pole? Happy Festivus, Sexy! |
| Artist: | Bright |
| Artist Notes: | We got the grievance, not enough sleep, we have the show of strength, the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus! |
| Product Id: | 952579 |
Look At What You’re Getting For Festivus! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 276304 |
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you all the best this Festivus! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 276308 |
Festivus for grandson, cartoon sketch plate of mea…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a fun day! |
| Artist: | Cisillia Tay |
| Artist Notes: | Cartoon sketch of a plate of meatloaf - fun Festivus greeting for a grandson |
| Product Id: | 1402248 |
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