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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Cat Humor Happy Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a joyous Festivus season!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Artist Notes: For those who celebrate Festivus , this card is sure to please! Get ready to put up your aluminum poles and wrestle! Send someone a humorous cat wrestling Festivus card for the holidays!
Product Id: 1505806
Festivus Holiday Party - Girl, Ornaments, Christma…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Irina Fraser's Card Store
Artist Notes: Festivus card with baubles, presents, tree and pretty girl. Artist credits to Riefka design at www.mygrafico.com
Product Id: 875298
Happy Festivus Bokeh Pole card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1410604
A Festivus for the rest of us Bokeh Pole card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1410608
Festivus Photo Card Retro Television TV and Festiv…
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Inside Text: Hoping that this Festivus is your best episode ever!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: Send your Festivus greetings with a photo card that features a retro television with rabbit ears and an aluminum pole on a wood base. No disappointments about anyone hogging the remote, because there isn't one! Add your photo and you're ready to celebrate! Image and verse Penny Cork
Product Id: 1002771
Happy Festivus! Three Poles and LIghts card
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Inside Text: This year we lit up our poles. If you don’t like it, we can ’discuss’ it with our fists after dinner!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: Thank You for Shopping with Bright. This card should print up beautifully. Happy Holidays!
Product Id: 883534
Fr. Group, Festivus for the Rest of Us, humor card
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus! From All of US
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance, not enough sleep, we have the show of strength, the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 952559
Happy Festivus for uncle, sold - one good looking …
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Sold - one good looking Festivus pole! A fun Festivus greeting for a dear uncle.
Product Id: 1401644
Festivus, custom name photo card, Raccoon Breaking…
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Inside Text: May all your feats of strength be met and all your grievances be aired!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish someone a Happy Festivus with a custom name photo card featuring an adorable raccoon, Rocky surrounded by candy canes with green bows getting ready to break a huge candy cane with his bare teeth. Background is a pretty burgundy with a Festivus pole and bells. Front has a large area for your photo and a large text box for your name/names or the name/names of the recipient/recipients or whatever you choose, it's up to you. Inside like all GCU cards can be personalized as well if you wish to give it your own personal touch.
Product Id: 1002707
Traditional-Style Happy Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71676
Festivus Pole, Happy Festivus, Photo Card, You Cus…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Cherie
Artist Notes: Festivus is a non-traditional Holiday, created by a popular television show, a satire of Christmas where a bare pole is displayed instead of a decorated Christmas tree. Original art by Cherie 2012
Product Id: 1004971
Santa and Snowman Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71678
Photocard happy Festivus, Festivus pole card
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Inside Text: Happy holidays!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Plain ole festivus pole design for a photocard Festivus greeting.
Product Id: 1006613
Festivus Custom Photo Humor Problems with This Per…
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Inside Text: May your grievances be heard and your strength hold out!
Artist: Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Add your own photo and ask your friends and family if they have some problems with you. A fun card that features all the activities that make a great Festivus!
Product Id: 1008077
Happy Festivus Boss card
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Inside Text: It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Colorful Festivus polka dots highlight the text on a Happy Festivus for boss. Sprigs of holly berries give it a holiday touch. You can change the text to a name to make it more personal.
Product Id: 1311978
Santa Wishes A Happy Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 59834
Santa Climbs Down the Chimney Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714910
Happy Festivus, pole, dancers card
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Inside Text: DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Artist Notes: A Happy Festivus card featuring a dancing couple and an aluminum pole. You may change the inside text free of charge.
Product Id: 716041
To Mom and Dad, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for th…
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance: not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 953175
Festivus - Girl and ornaments card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Irina Fraser's Card Store
Artist Notes: Festivus card with ornaments and pretty girl. Artist credits to Riefka design at www.mygrafico.com
Product Id: 875945
Festivus Pole, Happy Festivus, Photo Card, You Cus…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Cherie
Artist Notes: Festivus is a non-traditional Holiday, created by a popular television show, a satire of Christmas where a bare pole is displayed instead of a decorated Christmas tree. Original art by Cherie 2012
Product Id: 1005011
Blue Poinsettia Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: A simple delicate Festivus greeting card for anyone. With thanks to e.d.resario
Product Id: 1194632
Amusing Festivus pole and holiday greeting card
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Inside Text: Your Festivus Pole doesn’t have to be empty. Enjoy the Holiday your way!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Festivus and celebrating around the Festuvus Pole are the most underrated holidays of the modern era. Get yourself a bare pole and celebrate!
Product Id: 1454848
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Hope you like what you see this Festivus and in the coming year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276312
Happy Festivus men in bed drinking champagne. card
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Inside Text: From both of us!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A cute cartoon of a naked male couple, sitting in bed drinking champagne. The duvet has a holly pattern against a white background and the pillows are red. The words 'Happy Festivus' are under the image.
Product Id: 1435176
Simply Black - Happy Festivus MILF card
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Inside Text: Let’s celebrate.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1378640
Happy Festivus for daughter in law to be, festivus…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: A fun illustration of festivus poles for sale, all designs one price!
Product Id: 1401424
To Boyfriend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the …
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance: not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 953169
Happy Festivus for son in law to be, sold - one go…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Sold - one good looking festivus pole! A fun Festivus greeting for a son in law to be.
Product Id: 1401444
Client request Festivus To The Restovus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Sold - one good looking Festivus pole!
Product Id: 1406402
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