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Al - posted 3 days ago
“First discovered this site a few years ago. Why? Looking for a card (I never thought we would find one) for someone who had a breast reduction operation. It was the most hilarious card I had ever seen. So from that time on whenever we need a card for something 'different' we look here, BUT then we decided to look here for normal everyday cards and it was the best thing we could have done.!! So much to choose from that you need to plan a big chunk of time. Have fun on this site, you won't be sorry!!”
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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Ho Ho Ho! card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297609
Friends With Benefits card
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Inside Text: Let’s Be Friends
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Artist Notes: Oddly enough, this design was recently featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine German Edition in February 2008. Aimed a wee bit more towards the adult audience but simple enough to get the message across. Scott Designs ©
Product Id: 150455
Showing some love card
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Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
Dirty Mind Riddle card
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Inside Text: Fork
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 681569
Adult, Sexy, Valentines Day, Flirty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners! What I meant to say was... F*CK ME - PLEASE! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 745907
You’re So Much Fun To Be Around! Adult card
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Inside Text: You’re so much fun to be around!
Artist: Teresa Musso
Product Id: 1000351
Santa Tattoo Trampstamp Holiday Humor card
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Inside Text: Merry Kissmyass!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Glenn McCoy.
Product Id: 1456252
Any Day ’Three special words!’ Collection for your…
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Inside Text: "Let’s Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Let's face it, any day is in fact, the perfect time to get naked with the one you love! Give it a try today, what have you got to loose? (Besides your clothes!)
Product Id: 1230596
Funny, Sexy Quote in black & white card
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Inside Text: But most of all, I like your ass!
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 669515
Ill be a Stripper CG Funny Card
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Inside Text: You graduated? Congratulations. Now get a fuckin’ day job.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994803
Sexual Favor coupon card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This card is good for any sexual favor you desire, any time, any place. Satisfaction Guaranteed! This offer may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a sexual favor gift
Product Id: 1104706
Lover, Adult, Flirty, Sexy, Naughty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners! What I meant to say was... F*CK ME - PLEASE!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 757548
Simply black - I’m horny! card
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Inside Text: How About You?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 729384
Hot Stuff - Birthday card
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Inside Text: Another year older and you still sizzle!
Artist: © Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY OTHER BIRTHDAY CARDS VARIETIES IN MY STORE.
Product Id: 296372
Simply black - you’re sexy! card
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Inside Text: so damn sexy!!!!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 698151
Sex Position of your Choice Card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This Card Is Good for Any New Sex Position Of Your Choice Anywhere you want: Bedroom, Living Room, Kitchen, Back Seat of the Car? You Pick! This card may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: This card is good for: Any Sex Position of Your Choice! In any Location you choose!
Product Id: 1104674
I miss you card
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Inside Text: I MISS YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: MISS YOU CARD
Product Id: 618635
Let’s Get Naked... card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Lori Bradley
Product Id: 503252
Simply black - sex card
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Inside Text: What are you thinking about now?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 864074
On The List Bitches Christmas Humor Card
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Inside Text: Have A Bitchin’ Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Whether it be naughty or nice, did you make it to a list?
Product Id: 1457132
Simply black - boy and girl equals love card
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Inside Text: If you like my Math, wait until you see my Biology.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874409
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
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Inside Text: One for each year. Happy Birthday, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 370510
Hot Sweaty Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Interested?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1002429
I’ve got a great idea - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: let’s have sex!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1020429
Simply black - I’ll show you mine card
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Inside Text: ...then I know you’ll want to show me yours.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 762699
Scrooge Company card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456352
Screw This Humorous Christmas Greeting Card Featur…
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Inside Text: You’d better not pout! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Ah, the cool, aloof, loner kitty. You can always count on a complacent, self-absorbed cat to put exciting things into proper perspective - like, Xmas. On this funny, furry, Yuletide negativity missive, a yellow eyed feline begrudgingly wearing a red and white Santa hat 'tries' to get into a warm and fuzzy holiday festive mood, and then no, it ain't happening. The purr-fect seasonal greeting card for the cat lover or hater, sharing not-so-sweet sentiments we all feel at least sometimes during the long Christmas season.
Product Id: 1543550
Simply black - damn you’re sexy card
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Inside Text: So sexy!!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 879817
I was just wondering - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: will you have sex with me?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1073050
A Sweet and Sexy Reminder To the One You Love card
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Inside Text: Just read the first word again! Then, let’s get naked and I’ll show one of the reasons WHY!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Let them know one of the reason why you love them so much with this romantic, sexy card! It's all about getting naked!
Product Id: 1392700
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