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“LOVE your cards. I have so much fun making them. I will be ordering more soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER disappointed when I get them :)”
Linda - Jun 21st, 2019
“I am lucky enough to have just been able to celebrate my very healthy father's 101st birthday. Last year we struggled to find a card for his 100th birthday. We just managed it, but he received a few cards that were exactly the same since the choice is so minimum. It is probably impossible to walk into a card shop and buy a birthday card for a 101 year old so I decided to search Google for an online supplier. Amazingly, I found that Greeting Card Universe was not only able to supply me with a 101st birthday card, but with a huge range of 101 cards. I was able to buy cards for 4 generations of family to give to him on his special day. Each card was very different from the others, from funny to serious, and subdued to bright and colourful. There were also lots of flowery more feminine cards on offer. And every single card had 101 printed on it. The cards I ordered arrived even quicker than expected, in plenty of time for his birthday, even though I only ordered them the week before. Dad was rightly impressed to receive so many cards showing his actual age. Thank you Greeting Card Universe for your brilliant choice of cards which are so easy to customize and order, for your splendid service and for helping me to delight my amazing father on his 101st birthday.”
Ann - Jun 20th, 2019
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Friends With Benefits card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Let’s Be Friends
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Artist Notes: Oddly enough, this design was recently featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine German Edition in February 2008. Aimed a wee bit more towards the adult audience but simple enough to get the message across. Scott Designs ©
Product Id: 150455
Ho Ho Ho! card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297609
Showing some love card
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Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
Dirty Mind Riddle card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Fork
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 681569
You’re So Much Fun To Be Around! Adult card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: You’re so much fun to be around!
Artist: Teresa Musso
Product Id: 1000351
Adult, Sexy, Valentines Day, Flirty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners! What I meant to say was... F*CK ME - PLEASE! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 745907
Santa Tattoo Trampstamp Holiday Humor card
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Inside Text: Merry Kissmyass!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Glenn McCoy.
Product Id: 1456252
Any Day ’Three special words!’ Collection for your…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: "Let’s Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Let's face it, any day is in fact, the perfect time to get naked with the one you love! Give it a try today, what have you got to loose? (Besides your clothes!)
Product Id: 1230596
Funny, Sexy Quote in black & white card
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Inside Text: But most of all, I like your ass!
Artist: Sexy Scandalous
Product Id: 669515
Sexual Favor coupon card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This card is good for any sexual favor you desire, any time, any place. Satisfaction Guaranteed! This offer may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a sexual favor gift
Product Id: 1104706
Lover, Adult, Flirty, Sexy, Naughty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners! What I meant to say was... F*CK ME - PLEASE!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 757548
Ill be a Stripper CG Funny Card
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Inside Text: You graduated? Congratulations. Now get a fuckin’ day job.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994803
Simply black - I’m horny! card
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Inside Text: How About You?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 729384
Hot Stuff - Birthday card
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Inside Text: Another year older and you still sizzle!
Artist: © Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY OTHER BIRTHDAY CARDS VARIETIES IN MY STORE.
Product Id: 296372
Simply black - you’re sexy! card
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Inside Text: so damn sexy!!!!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 698151
Sex Position of your Choice Card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This Card Is Good for Any New Sex Position Of Your Choice Anywhere you want: Bedroom, Living Room, Kitchen, Back Seat of the Car? You Pick! This card may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: This card is good for: Any Sex Position of Your Choice! In any Location you choose!
Product Id: 1104674
I miss you card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I MISS YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: MISS YOU CARD
Product Id: 618635
Let’s Get Naked... card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Lori Bradley
Product Id: 503252
Simply black - sex card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: What are you thinking about now?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 864074
Hot Sweaty Sex - Simply Black card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Interested?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1002429
Simply black - boy and girl equals love card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: If you like my Math, wait until you see my Biology.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874409
I’ve got a great idea - Simply Black card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: let’s have sex!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1020429
Sexy, Steamy Birthday Kisses card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: One for each year. Happy Birthday, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 370510
On The List Bitches Christmas Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have A Bitchin’ Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Whether it be naughty or nice, did you make it to a list?
Product Id: 1457132
Simply black - I’ll show you mine card
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Inside Text: ...then I know you’ll want to show me yours.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 762699
I was just wondering - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: will you have sex with me?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1073050
Scrooge Company card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456352
A Sweet and Sexy Reminder To the One You Love card
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Inside Text: Just read the first word again! Then, let’s get naked and I’ll show one of the reasons WHY!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Let them know one of the reason why you love them so much with this romantic, sexy card! It's all about getting naked!
Product Id: 1392700
Screw This Humorous Christmas Greeting Card Featur…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: You’d better not pout! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Ah, the cool, aloof, loner kitty. You can always count on a complacent, self-absorbed cat to put exciting things into proper perspective - like, Xmas. On this funny, furry, Yuletide negativity missive, a yellow eyed feline begrudgingly wearing a red and white Santa hat 'tries' to get into a warm and fuzzy holiday festive mood, and then no, it ain't happening. The purr-fect seasonal greeting card for the cat lover or hater, sharing not-so-sweet sentiments we all feel at least sometimes during the long Christmas season.
Product Id: 1543550
Simply black - damn you’re sexy card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: So sexy!!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 879817
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