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Announcements > Divorce / Break up Announcements
Divorce Announcements
Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)
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Newly Divorced card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76424 |
Divorce Announcement, Dumping His Ass card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I dumped his ass! |
| Artist: | Stephanie Laird |
| Artist Notes: | Let everyone know the good news, that you dumped his ass with this clever country western card featuring a bucking horse and a flying cowboy! |
| Product Id: | 1467838 |
Cartoon Garbage Truck, Knowing You has been a Tota…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You can’t dump on me anymore! |
| Artist: | Drive-By-Greetings |
| Product Id: | 241592 |
Amusing divorce announcement on incompatibility gr…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m saddened to let you know we’ve decided to pull the plug on our relationship. She was AC, I’m DC and we’re simply incompatible. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The robot is pouring his heart out to the innkeeper, relating that he and she were incompatible, the relationship splintered by an appliance upgrade. |
| Product Id: | 1497264 |
Free At Last card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76278 |
Blank You and Be Gone card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Be gone from my sight. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | An elaborately ornamented design in shades of sepia on damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited... |
| Product Id: | 465542 |
F*ck You card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76402 |
Leaving card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Actually, it’s way past time! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76396 |
Divorce is Final card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | OK, it wasn’t that easy, but the point is, IT’S OVER !!! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 244621 |
Kissing Frogs card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I guess I have some frogs left to kiss! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76414 |
Cartoon Girl Car Angry at Cartoon Boy Car, Break U…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... You have a tiny, little engine! |
| Artist: | Drive By Greetings |
| Product Id: | 241586 |
Divorce is Final ! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Oh Happy Day ! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 224953 |
IHate You card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | iThought You Should Know... |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76398 |
Divorce card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations On Your Divorce - His Loss! |
| Artist: | © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte |
| Product Id: | 294201 |
Break up or broken hearted, wasted Promises card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | When you dedicate all the love your body can muster and your whole world becomes a revolving cluster of love and desire for one person, and deep within your soul no other will ever do, and that name is etched into your heart for eternity Then that person just walks all over you and slowly destroys the most fragile thing in the world and never regrets doing it, well darling that is you, my heart has been chipped away until now, it lies empty hollow and in pain, so please leave and never come back, let it mend and let me find someone who can fix it, and take care of it, because all you can do is break it. |
| Artist: | Moonlake |
| Product Id: | 358756 |
Relationship Break Up Announcement, H E Double Hoc…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I was madly in love, so I thought. I just wanted to let you know that I’m single again and that’s O.K. with me. |
| Artist: | Shoaff-Ballanger Studios |
| Artist Notes: | What the H E double hockey sticks was I thinking? Announcement for the end of a relationship. Image and verse copyright © Shoaff Ballanger Studios 2013. |
| Product Id: | 1089630 |
Never Again Divorce card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I DID IT! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 300431 |
Prince Charming Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Just remember there are plenty of other tadpoles in the pond |
| Artist: | Nikki Cutro |
| Artist Notes: | Whether it be a divorce, bad breakup or your best friend alone on Valentine's Day, let her know that you are there for her in your own little way A 13 Black Cats Designs Original |
| Product Id: | 335719 |
Divorced - Yippee! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And I’m finally rid of them all !!! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 157453 |
You Aren’t Paranoid card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’re being followed by my private investigator, and we have photographs! |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76406 |
Divorce is final - Humor card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | No I didn’t kill him, but the thought had crossed my mind! I’m announcing that the divorce has gone through and I’d like to invite you to come over and cheer me up! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 386443 |
Free at last! Bring it on, baby… card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Free at last! Bring it on, baby... |
| Artist: | © Mike Baldwin |
| Artist Notes: | Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon. |
| Product Id: | 451123 |
Thank God card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76400 |
Torn Up Red Shoes - After you kick him to the curb…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on kicking him to the curb. (I’ll pay for your next pair.) |
| Artist: | Diana Nguyen |
| Artist Notes: | These shoes had a great night, but a horrible morning. |
| Product Id: | 567273 |
BROKEN HEART card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Monica Palermo |
| Product Id: | 147453 |
Trojan Horse Break-Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I would LOVE to pull out your cheating HEART and stomp it like you did mine! KISS my butt, DARLING. I PROMISE I will feel like this FOREVER! |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | Please feel free to personalize your card by changing the inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 359567 |
Divorce Announcement-Humor-Customizable Card
| Customize: | Cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | I feel 150 lbs Lighter! |
| Artist: | Janet Palaggi |
| Artist Notes: | Customizable Piece Of Poop. Now Reads: Finally Divorced That Piece Of ... *poop courtesy of pixabay-permission granted by Nemo*Designed by Janet Palaggi |
| Product Id: | 949220 |
Splitting Tree card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We’re splitting up. |
| Artist: | John I Hinckley |
| Product Id: | 185629 |
Rhino hRino! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I heard he met his new girlfriend at the local watering hole! |
| Artist: | Claire & Barbara |
| Product Id: | 179023 |
Normal card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | eugenia bacon |
| Product Id: | 159137 |
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