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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Humorous Festivus Pole Shopping card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Happy Festivus greeting card features an illustration of a snowy scene with a Festivus pole strapped to the roof of a car that's in between two other cars with Christmas trees tied to the roofs.
Product Id: 946557
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus! The Human Fund thanks you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 80644
How To Celebrate Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: HipsterDoofus
Product Id: 499202
Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances Humorous F…
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card features artwork of a sparkling Festivus pole and graphic silhouettes of, airing of grievances and feats of strengths on a snowflake pattern background.
Product Id: 946565
Snowy New York City Bagel Store Humorous Festivus …
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This humorous Festivus greeting card features a snowy scene with a man holding a picket sign that says, Festivus yes, bagels no in front of a New York city bagel shop.
Product Id: 946563
Happy Festivus Funny Holiday in Red White and Char…
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Inside Text: It’s a Festivus Miracle that we’re sending this card! Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Red, white and charcoal come together in a Festivus greeting an d funny poem written by the artist for those who are tired of the Christmas bustle and want to add a little humor into the holiday season.
Product Id: 1005721
Happy Festivus, Gay Male Couple in Santa Hats and …
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Inside Text: From both of us!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Two men wearing Santa hats and seasonal sweaters, toast each other with glasses of champagne. There is a heart symbol above the glasses and the words 'Happy Festivus' are under the image of the two men. Inside, the card says 'From both of us!'
Product Id: 1435142
Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon card
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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This Festivus card features a humorous cartoon. George is imagining his wife pole dancing on the Festivus pole.
Product Id: 1124472
Ten Festivus Commandments Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 517933
Baby’s First Festivus card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby’s first Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71674
Festivus Greetings Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 60830
Festivus Across the Miles card
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Inside Text: Though we’re apart, have a wonderful Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76158
Chocolate Candy Decorated Festivus Cake card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card has an illustration of a tradition Festivus chocolate cake with colorful candy toppings sitting on a red and white stripped table cloth and snowflake border.
Product Id: 946568
Happy Festivus in Lights card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 68734
Festivus Around the World Card
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Inside Text: ...it still means "Happy Festivus"! All the best to you during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 707399
May You Have A Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54528
Happy Festivus From President Obama card
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Inside Text: We officially declare this to be the best Festivus ever!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 525465
Congratulations on Baby’s First Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby’s first Festivus! (But wait a few years before you begin airing grievances!)
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 359937
Small Town card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56373
A festivus for the rest of us card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411054
Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card
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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1119744
Happy Festivus Red Green and Golden Yellow Custom …
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Inside Text: From the BEST of Us! Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Red, green and golden yellow typographic message of Happy Festivus sits over a photo of your family for those who love the idea of no Christmas fuss, yet still want to send greetings to your and yours during the holiday season.
Product Id: 1004609
To Schmoopie at Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Darling-- There’s no one I’d rather air grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714928
Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday Eleme…
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Inside Text: May you always be equal to any feats of strength; may you never have many grievances aired against you; may you have a miracle-filled and quite wonderful FESTIVUS!
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: A parchment scroll leaning on an old wooden cabinet lists all the essential elements for a Happy Festivus. The obligatory aluminum pole stands nearby, waiting to lend the proper festive but not too gaudy atmosphere to the upcoming holiday. The inside text can be edited to suit your sentiments.
Product Id: 855826
Teach the Children of Festivus Card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus! All the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 722629
Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny card
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Inside Text: OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that’s possible)
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 537606
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75981
I’m Dreaming of a White Festivus card
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Inside Text: Just like the ones I used to know.
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 85893
Happy Festivus card
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Inside Text: How about you get your pole out and I’ll start airing grievances.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: I will make up a special version of this card if you like. Just let me know through the Artist Link at my card store at GCU. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 250759
Happy Festivus Polka Dots and Celebration Pole car…
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Inside Text: It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Festivus holiday greetings for anyone featuring colorful polka doted letters, aluminum pole and just a few sprigs of holly berries for decoration. Original design by Anura Design Studio
Product Id: 1296174
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