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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Humorous Festivus Pole Shopping card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Happy Festivus greeting card features an illustration of a snowy scene with a Festivus pole strapped to the roof of a car that's in between two other cars with Christmas trees tied to the roofs.
Product Id: 946557
Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances Humorous F…
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card features artwork of a sparkling Festivus pole and graphic silhouettes of, airing of grievances and feats of strengths on a snowflake pattern background.
Product Id: 946565
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus! The Human Fund thanks you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 80644
Snowy New York City Bagel Store Humorous Festivus …
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This humorous Festivus greeting card features a snowy scene with a man holding a picket sign that says, Festivus yes, bagels no in front of a New York city bagel shop.
Product Id: 946563
How To Celebrate Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: HipsterDoofus
Product Id: 499202
Chocolate Candy Decorated Festivus Cake card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card has an illustration of a tradition Festivus chocolate cake with colorful candy toppings sitting on a red and white stripped table cloth and snowflake border.
Product Id: 946568
Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon card
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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This Festivus card features a humorous cartoon. George is imagining his wife pole dancing on the Festivus pole.
Product Id: 1124472
Happy Festivus Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: It’s a Festivus Miracle that we’re sending this card! Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: For those who love the idea of Festivus, this is a fun card to send Festivus greetings to your and yours. Original design by Doreen Erhardt©2012.
Product Id: 1005721
May You Have A Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54528
Small Town card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56373
Ten Festivus Commandments Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 517933
Baby’s First Festivus card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby’s first Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71674
Festivus Greetings Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 60830
Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card
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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us. Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1119744
To Schmoopie at Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Darling-- There’s no one I’d rather air grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714928
A festivus for the rest of us card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411054
Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday Eleme…
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Inside Text: May you always be equal to any feats of strength; may you never have many grievances aired against you; may you have a miracle-filled and quite wonderful FESTIVUS!
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: A parchment scroll leaning on an old wooden cabinet lists all the essential elements for a Happy Festivus. The obligatory aluminum pole stands nearby, waiting to lend the proper festive but not too gaudy atmosphere to the upcoming holiday. The inside text can be edited to suit your sentiments.
Product Id: 855826
Festivus Across the Miles card
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Inside Text: Though we’re apart, have a wonderful Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76158
Festivus Around the World Card
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Inside Text: ...it still means "Happy Festivus"! All the best to you during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 707399
Happy Festivus in Lights card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 68734
Festivus Card for Dog Lovers card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71672
It’s A Festivus Miracle! card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a miraculous Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75979
Happy Festivus Polka Dots and Celebration Pole car…
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Inside Text: It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Festivus holiday greetings for anyone featuring colorful polka doted letters, aluminum pole and just a few sprigs of holly berries for decoration. Original design by Anura Design Studio
Product Id: 1296174
Happy Festivus (with Santa Claus) card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54522
Happy Festivus From President Obama card
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Inside Text: We officially declare this to be the best Festivus ever!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 525465
Festivus Isn’t Over! card
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Inside Text: Rules are rules! Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71223
Festivus Card
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Inside Text: 1. Airing of Grievances 2. Performing Feats of Strength 3. Pinning Head of Household to the Floor May a Festivus Miracle be Yours
Artist: Kimberly Holt
Product Id: 44226
Festivus is Coming, Feats of Strength, Octopus Wre…
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Inside Text: Keep practicing your feats of strength for the holiday season.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Funny Festivus greeting card with an illustration of an octopus wresting Santa Claus in an underwater scene. Practice your feats of strength to get ready for Festivus! Parts of underwater scene thanks to Openclipart.
Product Id: 1500186
Have A Revolutionary Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503152
Congratulations on Baby’s First Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby’s first Festivus! (But wait a few years before you begin airing grievances!)
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 359937
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