Big Sister Happy Festivus Polka Dots and Celebration Pole
Inside Text:
It's Festivus!
Celebrate the essentials of life
and enjoy many simple pleasures.
Be real and relish your meal.
Air your grievances.
Show off your feats of strength.
Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end
with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished,
and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
