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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Congratulations on Baby’s First Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby’s first Festivus! (But wait a few years before you begin airing grievances!)
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 359937
Happy Festivus Red Green and Golden Yellow Custom …
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Inside Text: From the BEST of Us! Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Red, green and golden yellow typographic message of Happy Festivus sits over a photo of your family for those who love the idea of no Christmas fuss, yet still want to send greetings to your and yours during the holiday season.
Product Id: 1004609
Happy Festivus Funny Poem with 3 Photos card
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Inside Text: It’s a Festivus Miracle that we’re sending this card! Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: The artist wrote a funny poem: No thanks to the season of debt, stress and crap. Don't ask us to dinner, or expect something wrapped. No cookies, no candy, no Santa, no tree. We'll be airing our grievance, a gift that is FREE. We send greetings of Festivus to you and to yours. From the rest, and the best of us, who know less is more!
Product Id: 1004047
Congratulations on Baby’s First Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Best wishes for you and yours at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71664
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75981
Happy Festivus card
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Inside Text: How about you get your pole out and I’ll start airing grievances.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: I will make up a special version of this card if you like. Just let me know through the Artist Link at my card store at GCU. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 250759
I’m Dreaming of a White Festivus card
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Inside Text: Just like the ones I used to know.
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 85893
Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny card
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Inside Text: OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then. HAPPY FESTIVUS! (if that’s possible)
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 537606
Teach the Children of Festivus Card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus! All the best during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 722629
Vintage-Style Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 57084
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Festivus! card
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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund, made in your name! (What else did you expect?) HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 276316
Santa Claus Brings Christmas Greetings card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best during the Festivus season and in the new year! HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 316825
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 79610
Vintage Package-Style Festivus Shopping Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56993
Happy Festivus, festivus poles for sale card
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Inside Text: Best wishes to you & yours!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Fun illustration of Festivus poles for sale - some with 'reserved' and 'sold' signs on them.
Product Id: 1402836
Festivus, general, raccoon doing feats of strenght…
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Inside Text: May all your feats of strength be met and all your grievances aired!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish someone a Happy Festivus with an adorable raccoon, Rocky with a big candy cane getting ready to show his feat of strength by breaking it with his bare teeth. The background is a pretty red decorated with candy canes and white text. Inside like all cards on Greeting Card Universe can be personalized by you if you wish to give it your own personal touch.
Product Id: 742624
Sledding Couple Happy Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71684
Belated Festivus, Feats of Strength, Octopus Wrest…
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Inside Text: Sorry I’m late. I was still practicing my feats of strength.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Belated Festivus greeting card with an funny illustration of a pink magenta octopus wresting Santa for the Christmas presents. Marine life scene with coral, sea plants, and octopus. Parts of underwater scene courtesy:Openclipart.
Product Id: 1500662
Festivus Snowman card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76180
Festivus Wishes from Santa Claus card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 81277
Festivus Wishes From Across the Cosmos! card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus, no matter how near or far!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 687314
Happy Festivus Illustrations card
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Inside Text: Let’s celebrate around the festivus pole with the airing of grievances and feats of strength! HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411270
It’s Time for Festivus Grievances! card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a grievance-free Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 596080
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 225319
Live Every Day Like It’s Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 73031
Happy Festivus From All Of Us! card
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Inside Text: We wish you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71688
I’ll Have A Blue Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 521560
Festivus Celebration - Retro card
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Inside Text: Don’t
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496911
Festivus Peace Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 514768
Sledding Snowmen Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71686
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