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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Happy Festivus men in bed drinking champagne. card
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Inside Text: From both of us!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A cute cartoon of a naked male couple, sitting in bed drinking champagne. The duvet has a holly pattern against a white background and the pillows are red. The words 'Happy Festivus' are under the image.
Product Id: 1435176
Simply Black - Happy Festivus MILF card
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Inside Text: Let’s celebrate.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1378640
Happy Festivus for daughter in law to be, festivus…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: A fun illustration of festivus poles for sale, all designs one price!
Product Id: 1401424
To Boyfriend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the …
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance: not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 953169
Happy Festivus for son in law to be, sold - one go…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Sold - one good looking festivus pole! A fun Festivus greeting for a son in law to be.
Product Id: 1401444
Client request Festivus To The Restovus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy holiday!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Sold - one good looking Festivus pole!
Product Id: 1406402
Happy Festivus Across the Miles card
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Inside Text: Sending you Festivus wishes across the miles. Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Festive Festivus polka dots highlight the text on a fun Happy Festivus greeting across the miles. Sprigs of holly berries give it a holiday touch. Text may be personalized with name. Original design by Anura Design Studio.
Product Id: 1311974
Happy Festivus Co-worker card
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Inside Text: It’s Festivus! Celebrate the essentials of life and enjoy many simple pleasures. Be real and relish your meal. Air your grievances. Show off your feats of strength. Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished, and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Colorful polka dots festoon the text on a Happy Festivus for co-worker. Holly leaves and berries add holiday touch to the traditional steel pole. Text may be personalized with name.
Product Id: 1311986
Custom Cat Humor Happy Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a joyous Festivus season!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Artist Notes: Customize this Festivus card for anyone who loves to celebrate this joyous holiday! There are cats a plenty in this humorous cat Festivus card, complete with the aluminum pole! Make someone smile during the holidays!
Product Id: 1505810
Happy Festivus Card With Ornaments and Holly card
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Inside Text: Wishing you and yours many blessings this Festivus.
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Artist Notes: Happy Festivus Card with Ornaments and Holly. *Courtesy of openclipart/Designed by Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 1136420
Happy Festivus Card With Evergreen Trees and Snowf…
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Inside Text: Wishing you and yours many blessings this holiday season.
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Artist Notes: Beautiful winter scene with evergreen trees and snowflake design on a blue background. Reads: Happy Festivus. *Courtesy of tpsdave/photo and nemo/snowflakes at Pixabay/Designed by Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 1143378
Blue Poinsettia Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: A simple delicate Festivus greeting card for anyone. With thanks to e.d.resario
Product Id: 1194628
Festivus from All Of Us, a decorated mug of beer w…
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Inside Text: Need we say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish anyone in general Happy Festivus from all of us with a card featuring a mug of beer with a cute Santa Claus Workshop on the glass front sitting in front of a mini keg on a dark gold background with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie
Product Id: 1453458
Festivus from Both Of Us, a decorated mug of beer …
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Inside Text: Need we say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish anyone in general Happy Festivus from both of us with a card featuring a mug of beer with a cute Santa Claus Workshop on the glass front sitting in front of a mini keg on a dark gold background with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie
Product Id: 1453460
Festivus, custom name, a decorated mug of beer wit…
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Inside Text: Need we say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish anyone in general Happy Festivus with a custom name card featuring a mug of beer with a cute Santa Claus Workshop on the glass front sitting in front of a mini keg on a dark gold background with red text. Front has a text box for your name, names or the name, names of the recipient, whatever you choose, it's up to you. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie
Product Id: 1453462
Happy Festivus Graffiti Wall Art Robin card
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Inside Text: Wishing you and your family a Happy Festivus
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: Modern Robin Graffiti Wall Art Perfect For Festivus
Product Id: 1194484
Happy Festivus Bokeh Pole card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1410606
A Festivus for the rest of us, Bokeh Lights card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1410612
FESTIVUS for the rest of us card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411188
FESTIVUS airing of grievances card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411198
FESTIVUS feats of strength card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411204
To Girlfriend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the…
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance: not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 953171
To Friend, Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Res…
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance: not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 953179
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