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Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas is known for its joy and cheer, so let our funny Christmas cards help you spread the love this holiday to all of your friends and family. Featuring over 1,350 funny cards starring reindeer, snowmen, Santa Claus and more, you can share a smile with family, friends, co-workers or anyone else who made your "nice" list. From chuckle-worthy designs to downright knee-slappers, you'll enjoy a few giggles yourself as you choose the perfect holiday card for everyone. If the holidays snuck up on you this year, our cards ship the next business day, so you'll be able to spread some Christmas cheer in no time.

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Christmas, Cool Reindeer Giving Peace Sign with Sh…
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Inside Text: Have a Cool Yule!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Christmas greeting card features artwork of a cool and hip Reindeer character with large beige antlers and wearing mirror sunglasses while giving the peace sign against a snowy background. Have a cool Yule!
Product Id: 946938
Heads Will Roll Funny Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas! (Thumbs up)
Artist: Scott Metzger
Product Id: 994645
Christmas Tree Says She Takes Forever to Get Ready…
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Inside Text: Get ready for a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Artist Notes: This is a cartoon Christmas card about two fir trees looking at a decorated Christmas tree with one saying,"It takes her forever to get ready." The cartoon trees are superimposed over a snowy forest picture. It is from the Thomastoons cartoon catalog and is suited for almost anyone.
Product Id: 1574336
Humorous Santa With Sign Will Work For Milk and Co…
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Inside Text: Christmas works for me
Artist: Bill Thomas
Artist Notes: This is a humorous cartoon christmas card. It shows santa holding sign that says,"Will work for milk and cookies". Cartoon is from the Thomastoon's collection.
Product Id: 1584620
Donald Trump Make Christmas Great Again Holiday ca…
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Inside Text: Have a great Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Artist Notes: Usher in the holiday season, the new year, and the new president with this one of a kind Donald Trump Christmas card.
Product Id: 1460632
Hippy Snowman with Dove, Humorous Christmas card
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Inside Text: Have a Cool Yule!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Christmas card features a cool hippy snowman wearing heart shaped glasses, a blue headband and a tie-dye scarf while flashing the peace sign. A white dove is perched upon the carrot nose.
Product Id: 1390100
Holiday Animal Selfie Christmas Card - Cats, Dogs,…
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Inside Text: Have your selfie a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: These group of cats, dogs, ferrets, and gnomes gather around their phone and get ready to take their annual Christmas selfie. This cute card is great for anyone during the holiday season.
Product Id: 1458240
Singing Robot with Christmas Tree card
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Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy robot has a spring in his step and a song in his heart. Seams roasted hex nuts are a robot favorite while shopping for a Christmas tree.
Product Id: 1502242
Humorous Ugly Christmas Sweater with Snowmen card
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Inside Text: May your sweater be ugly and bright and your holidays cozy and warm. HAPPY UGLY SWEATER SEASON!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Illustrated with a faux sweater fabric style this humorous card features an ugly Christmas sweater with snowmen wearing santa hats and scarfs, stars, snowflakes and pine trees.
Product Id: 1658468
Invite Frosty Hot Tub Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Warmest Wishes
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: We hope you don't melt with all the warm wishes this NobleWorks Christmas card will bring!
Product Id: 1090232
Snowmoon card
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Inside Text: Season’s Greetings from Frosty the Snowmoon!
Artist: Lynne Chrapliwy
Product Id: 52686
Snowman Fake Boobs card
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Inside Text: Breast Wishes For A Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457040
Funny Best Zoom Call Ever Christmas card
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Inside Text: Now here’s a Zoom call we can all get behind. Meows, ruff-ruffs, and all! Merry Christmas
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Original image by:
Liliya Kulianionak/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: Cats and dogs, puppies and kittens are all participating in a video conference call. Best one ever! Wish an animal lover (or conference call avoider) happy holidays with this sweet card. They'll get it. They'll love it. They'll want to take this call.
Product Id: 1657252
Snowman Sneeze Funny Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. God bless!
Artist: Stan Eales
Product Id: 994661
12 Daze of Christmas Humor Card
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Inside Text: Go nuts...it’s Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A crazy holiday card for the person you're crazy about.
Product Id: 1090374
Tree Farm Tree Hugger Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hang in there and have a Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A funny Holiday shopping card for the friend who likes a deal! But maybe not so great for the nature loving tree huggers unless they have a good sense of humor.
Product Id: 1090308
Peace Love Merry Christmas Bus Hippie Humorous San…
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Inside Text: Unleash your holiday hippie! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Artist: Mindy Pierce
Artist Notes: Humorous Santa waving a peace sign is driving the holiday bus full of rowdy penguins. A christmas tree is lashed to the top of the bus. ©Mindy Pierce & written by Macey Pierce
Product Id: 1549658
The F Word Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is the "M" word! (Merry!)
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994641
Jesus-Bo-Besus Humor Card
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Inside Text: Having a Merry Christmas is the name of the game!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994731
Merry Christmas Cute Kitty Under Mistletoe Humor c…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Meowy Kissmas!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: This precious white and grey kitty with a festive collar looking up playfully at the mistletoe above her head is an adorable way to wish anyone a Meowy Kissmas or Merry Christmas!
Product Id: 1586022
Dear Santa Define Good Christmas Card
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Inside Text: You’re not good, you’re FANTASTIC! Have an AWESOME holiday :)
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 989329
Santa Suggestion Box Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: I suggest you have a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994653
Sexted Santa Adult Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope you’re in the nude for a Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A hilarious Christmas card for the person you text…or sext!
Product Id: 1090190
Two Cartoon Mice. One Trying To Sleep The Other St…
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Christmas card showing two cartoon mice. One is trying to sleep, the other is stirring soup. The first one says, Quit all that stirring, it's Christmas Eve. A take on the poem, Not A Creature Was Stirring, not even a mouse.
Product Id: 1472878
Bunny Rabbit Eyeballing Snowman’s Carrot Nose, Fun…
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Inside Text: Update: After minor carrotplasty, the snowman is doing just fine. Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Christmas greeting card is a cartoon parody of a wildlife television program. The snowman is frantically waiving his little arms in hopes of scaring off the bunny rabbit who's fixed on his carrot nose.
Product Id: 992193
Zombie Christmas - Season’s Eatings card
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Inside Text: You can’t escape the zombie gingerbread men this Christmas! Wishing you "Season’s Eatings" and a bloody good New Year!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: "Season's Eatings!" Zombie Gingerbread men are going to eat your brain! Gruesome fun for the Holidays with this undead cookie duo.
Product Id: 987681
Recalculating Santa GPS Sleigh Funny Christmas Car…
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Inside Text: Hope your holidays are a smash!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Another hilarious Christmas card.
Product Id: 1090294
Christmas Humor Reindeer W Clown card
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Inside Text: you wear that nose on PURPOSE?! Merry Christmas
Artist: 5x7
Product Id: 521963
Tip The Gardener Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: It’s shaping up to be a special Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994843
Price Tag Wise Men Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope your holidays are priceless!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You can't put a pricetag on a great humor Christmas card. Well, on second thought, maybe you can....$2.95 to be exact.
Product Id: 1090282
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