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Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas is known for its joy and cheer, so let our funny Christmas cards help you spread the love this holiday to all of your friends and family. Featuring over 1,350 funny cards starring reindeer, snowmen, Santa Claus and more, you can share a smile with family, friends, co-workers or anyone else who made your "nice" list. From chuckle-worthy designs to downright knee-slappers, you'll enjoy a few giggles yourself as you choose the perfect holiday card for everyone. If the holidays snuck up on you this year, our cards ship the next business day, so you'll be able to spread some Christmas cheer in no time.

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“Very pleased and service is fantastic will definitely use again. Verse inside card is beautiful.”
Sheila - Jan 11th, 2021
“It's fun to personalize cards. Most recipients are amazed at the touch. I especially like the way this Happy Easter card came out. It's for a family of 4 and the kids will think it's cute. Hey, maybe even the parents will too!”
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Price Tag Wise Men Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope your holidays are priceless!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You can't put a pricetag on a great humor Christmas card. Well, on second thought, maybe you can....$2.95 to be exact.
Product Id: 1090282
Lost Naughty List Santa card
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Inside Text: Praying You Have A Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456348
Santa Unaware of Elf in Butt, Funny Christmas card
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Inside Text: Santa is still on schedule, he’s just a little behind. Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Christmas greeting card is a cartoon of Santa in a doctor's office explaining this ringing in his ears not realizing there's an elf with a bell on his cap wedged in his butt crack.
Product Id: 991015
No One Else Does Funny Card
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Inside Text: Hope you get everything you want this Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994721
Christmas HotDog Card
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Inside Text: Hot Dog!!!!!!!! It’s Christmas!!!
Artist: Random World Order
Product Id: 43743
Santa Knows All Coal Again Christmas Joke Paper Ca…
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Inside Text: Coal Again! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457142
Merry Fucking Christmas Balls Hilarious Card
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Inside Text: Season’s Greetings and all that shit.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A wonderful, fucking funny Christmas card.
Product Id: 1090386
Sweet Cheeks Gingerbread Sexy Ornaments Funny Chri…
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas, cookie!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This sweet card will make everyone laugh. Pick it up today from the sweet people over at NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090330
Reindeer Comet’s Problem Las Vegas Christmas Joke …
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Inside Text: Hope Your Christmas Doesn’t Blow! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Comet is a little sad today. Yesterday, while he was at work, his wife snuck off to Las Vegas for the Christmas season.
Product Id: 1456376
It’s all Fun & Games until a Reindeer runs over Gr…
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Inside Text: Wishing for a Fun Filled Christmas
Artist: Marcee J. Duggar
Artist Notes: Funny Chalkboard Card It's all fun & Games until a Reindeer runs over Grandma
Product Id: 1131236
Exhausted Christmas Cats with Presents Stockings a…
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Inside Text: holidays are exhausting . . . Merry Christmas!
Artist: Sharon Fernleaf
Artist Notes: Send a fun season's greeting with this funny Christmas card featuring cats in Christmas stockings and strings of holiday lights canes. Original greeting card art by S. Fernleaf.
Product Id: 919043
Twas the Bite Before Christmas Binge Eating Humor …
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Inside Text: Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good bite.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The anti-dieting Christmas card! It's perfect for just about anyone!
Product Id: 1090398
Fun and Games til Santa Checks Naughty List Fun Ch…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Delores Orridge Naskrent
Artist Notes: Making someone laugh is the best gift of all this Christmas. This card is appropriate for anyone whose funny bone you want to tickle! The woodgrain background speaks to rustic and cozy holidays spent with family and friends.
Product Id: 1542214
Santa Runway Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: You don’t have to be nice, just be prepared. Hope you land all you want this Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Don't miss your chance to send this hilarious Christmas card.
Product Id: 1090350
Orange Tabby Cat Litter Box Gift Christmas Joke Pa…
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Inside Text: Wishing You Lots Of Special Treats This Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457150
Merry Christmas Pucker Up White Cat Under Mistleto…
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Inside Text: Pucker up! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: This hilarious photo of a kitty cat sitting under mistletoe is a super cute way to wish someone a Merry Christmas and to tell them to pucker up!
Product Id: 1541524
YOLO Christmas, You Only Live Once, Cool Santa, Se…
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Inside Text: Have an awesome #YOLO Christmas! Remember you only live once! ;-)
Artist: Ness Nordberg
Artist Notes: A Christmas card with the popular pop culture hashtag #YOLO. The card front has a cool Santa with sunnies popping out of one of the Os of YOLO and a hipster Snowman holding a twig talking a selfie popping out of the other O.
Product Id: 1580386
Santa Is Here You’d Better Watch Out Zappy Holiday…
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Inside Text: You’d better watch out! Zappy Holidays!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Santa is on the roof and the kid is still awake! Santa asks an elf to hand him his zapper. Inside reads, You'd better watch out! Zappy Holidays! Great Christmas Greeting for kids of all ages – who still believe in the magic of the holiday season. Send a smile to everyone on your list! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered
Product Id: 728721
Marked Gifts Christmas Funny Paper Card
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Inside Text: Hap-pee Holidays!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1456546
Dogs My Paws Are Frozen Christmas Joke Paper Card
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Inside Text: Warm Wishes For A Happy Holiday.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457156
Humorous Christmas Card - Keep Calm and Enjoy Chri…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and every happiness for the New Year
Artist: Natalie Kinnear
Artist Notes: This is a fun Christmas card in bright red with white text which reads 'KEEP CALM AND ENJOY CHRISTMAS'. There is an illustrated sprig of holly, also in white, above the text.
Product Id: 996439
7 Gay Elves Humor Christmas Greeting card
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Inside Text: Mary Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to celebrate Christmas to find this funny elf card funny. Get it today!
Product Id: 1090198
Dysfunctional Family Humor Card
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Inside Text: Here’s to surviving the ones we love! Season’s Greetings
Artist: Nick Downes
Product Id: 994669
Snowman Holiday Humor, Size Matters card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Super Sized . . . Merry Christmas!
Artist: T Coffin
Artist Notes: A funny Christmas snow people humor card depicting a cartoon of a snowman being laughed at by a couple of snow women about the size of his carrot, the snowman is voicing his displeasure to the kid who put him together. The inside of the card reads “Wishing you a super sized . . . Merry Christmas!”
Product Id: 1377242
Christmas Has Been Canceled card
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Inside Text: And it’s all your fault because you told Santa you had been good ... AND HE DIED LAUGHING!
Artist: Cafe Pets
Artist Notes: Christmas has been canceled and it's all your fault, because you told Santa you had been good, and he died laughing! This funny Christmas card is perfect for friends and family who've been naughty this year. Please take a look at all the humorous Christmas cards at Cafe Pets!
Product Id: 942898
Santa’s Sex To Do List Christmas Adult Humor card
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Inside Text: Santa’s Coming... Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be on Santa's naughty list to like this adult humor card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090166
Missing Dimples Funny Card
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Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas. No ifs, ands, or butts...
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994635
Christmas Cheer Caroling Cats Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Holiday Season is full of kind surprises.
Artist: Gerda Steiner
Artist Notes: These three cute kittens appear to be singing or meowing like the christmas carols. The front of the cards quotes "the best way to spread the christmas cheer is meowing loud for all to hear as a humorous version of 'is singing loud for all to hear" a perfectly cute christmas card for any cat lover or maybe someone who sings in a choir or simply for those with this fun and cute humor. If you'd like to put a smile on someone's face, especially a cat lover, do it with a fun and cute christmas card. Note this is NOT a musical card, it does not play music.
Product Id: 1345060
Group Therapy Christmas Joke Paper Card
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Inside Text: Hello, My Name Is ______ And I Want To Wish You A Merry Christmas.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Therapist talks to Santa, a snowman, a reindeer, and an elf about all the problems they've been experiencing.
Product Id: 1457320
Fireplace Goth Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Warmest Wishes
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You think Santa would learn a lesson or two about climbing down chimneys for all those years. Own this beautifully morbid and funny Xmas card by Michael Dougherty!
Product Id: 1090250
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