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Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas is known for its joy and cheer, so let our funny Christmas cards help you spread the love this holiday to all of your friends and family. Featuring over 1,350 funny cards starring reindeer, snowmen, Santa Claus and more, you can share a smile with family, friends, co-workers or anyone else who made your "nice" list. From chuckle-worthy designs to downright knee-slappers, you'll enjoy a few giggles yourself as you choose the perfect holiday card for everyone. If the holidays snuck up on you this year, our cards ship the next business day, so you'll be able to spread some Christmas cheer in no time.

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Billy’s Mom Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas! Enjoy the ride.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This adult Christmas card from NobleWorks is perfect for the naughty friends on your Christmas list.
Product Id: 1090202
Santa’s Shit List Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that SHIT.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Stay off someone's Shit List by getting this card for him or her. Only from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090312
Laser Eye Surgery Christmas Joke Paper Card
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Inside Text: Another Christmas Is In Sight! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Red and white Christmas themed card about a snowman who got laser eye surgery and now has no coal button eyes.
Product Id: 1457084
All I Want Christmas is Cash Humor Card
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Inside Text: Merry Cashmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457134
Santa What’s Important Is That You Believe In Your…
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Inside Text: I believe in you. Have a Wonderful Christmas!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Santa lays back on a therapist's couch. The psychiatrist tells him he shouldn't care what kids think, he should believe in himself. Inside reads, I believe in you. Have a Wonderful Christmas! Great card given everything we've been through mentally with the pandemic that has a wonderful message. Send someone a smile this Christmas! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 495324
Christ Back In Xmas Priceless Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is priceless.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Save yourself the trouble this holiday season and invest in a hilarious X-mas card that is truly priceless.
Product Id: 1090280
Bill Kissed Beer Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Enjoy Christmas with your nearest and dearest.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: We know that Christmas means that you have to kiss everyone's ass for the sake of the holiday. So do yourself a favor and order this Christmas card. The laughs are on the house.
Product Id: 1090284
Alien Santa Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994649
Bless Our Asses Humor Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Season’s Blessings.
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994839
Santa Cat In Hat Naughty or Nice Christmas card
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Inside Text: Have You Been Naughty Or Nice This Year? Happy Holidays To You, Whichever List You Find Yourself On.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Artist Notes: Photograph of Santa Paws, the grumpy elf on a Christmas card. Have you been naughty or nice?
Product Id: 1014223
Dachshund through the Snow Merry Christmas card
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Inside Text: Sending warm wishes for a Very Merry Christmas!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Artist Notes: Have you ever seen a silly dachshund having tons of fun skiing? Now you have. Cute Christmas card with a cartoon dachshund all decked out in winter gear, skiing down a snow covered hill. Blue snowy sky in background, with Dachshund through the Snow written in red at the bottom of the card.
Product Id: 1459418
Rich Husband Adult Wishes Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. Dreams can come true!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Remember the days where all you wanted was a pony? Santa might not be able to give you everything in this hilarious NobleWorks card by Tom Cheney, but at least you'll have a great card!
Product Id: 1090246
Santa’s Elf Licking Frozen North Pole Humor card
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Inside Text: Another Holiday Licked. Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Glenn McCoy.
Product Id: 1456260
Wildest Christmas Wishes Penis Shadow Adult Humor …
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Inside Text: May this be your BIGGEST ONE EVER! Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This wild Christmas card is the funny card that you've been looking for.
Product Id: 1090162
Sticky Tape Grandad Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope you have endless fun this Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A funny Christmas card for grandpa!
Product Id: 1090264
Dog Peed Tree Sacreligious Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Happee Holidays!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A funny Christmas tree card for someone who has a twisted sense of humor.
Product Id: 1090326
Santa Therapy card
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Inside Text: Believe In Having A Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457036
Funny Christmas Card Puzzle, Peas on Earth Gouda W…
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Inside Text: Peas on Earth, gouda wheel 2 men. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Artist: Ramelle Richardson
Artist Notes: This unique holiday greeting is a rebus puzzle for your clever family and friends to decipher. You may let the cat out of the bag by keeping the inside text as-is, revealing your holiday wishes for "Peace on Earth Good Will to Men" (Peas on Earth, Gouda Wheel 2 Men) or you may leave it for the recipient to figure out for themselves and change the inside text as you see fit. It would be even more of a puzzle, if you should refrain from adding your name to the inside of this funny Christmas card, but you wouldn't want the recipients to be too befuddled during the holidays. So . . . be sure to add your name and a personal greeting to the inside of this card. You may even upload a photo, to the inside cover, if that idea strikes your fancy. This funny and somewhat enigmatic Christmas card is especially appropriate if you and your recipient are hopeless nerds.
Product Id: 1148506
She Put Out for Santa Retro Baker Dirty Christmas …
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Inside Text: But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this naughty cookie Christmas card before the season is over.
Product Id: 1090396
Dad’s Blue Pills Funny Card
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Inside Text: Give it up and have a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Dan Reynolds
Product Id: 994639
Funny Santa and Reindeer Christmas card
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Inside Text: Let’s raise a toast for Christmas cheer! Bottom’s up!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944640
Snowman Tanning Bed card
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Inside Text: O TANnenbaum! Have A Cool Christmas.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456356
Shellebrate Christmas card
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Inside Text: No matter the weather, hope you have a dream-filled, gift-packed, merry kind of holiday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 309211
Enough Coal Featuring Our President Giving People …
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Inside Text: Someone has been naughty this year! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Santa Claus needs coal more than ever now, and Trump is going to make sure that he gets it. With the President's loosening of environmental regulations regarding the extraction of coal in the United States, mines are hauling the hard, black, burnable stuff out like crazy, and Pere Noel, in his red and white suit, meets and shakes the hand of The Donald, in his blue and white and red suit, in appreciative and ironic acknowledgement. This humorous, colorful, clever, topical, politically astute card is a fitting, festive and funny gift for one and all, naughty or nice.
Product Id: 1543540
Missing Anything Funny Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is smashing!
Artist: Glenn McCoy
Product Id: 994633
Snowmen Armpit Carrot Smell Christmas Holiday Humo…
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Inside Text: Enjoy The Scents Of The Season! Happy Holidays!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Two snowmen sitting out in the field wonder if they need to take a shower. Strangely enough, both find the overwhelming smell of carrot!
Product Id: 1457044
Institutionalized Mental Choir Callahan Christmas …
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Inside Text: Go Crazy, It’s Christmastime!
Artist: John Callahan
Artist Notes: Do you need something for your semi-deaf tone, semi-crazy friend or family member that insists on Christmas caroling every year? This card for carolers is a hilariously funny Christmas card that details the plight of schizophrenic carolers.
Product Id: 1458890
Reindeer Games Gambling Wager, Funny Santa Christm…
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Inside Text: I bet you will have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: As Santa stands waiting for the reindeer in the snow he is watching the reindeer games on his tablet go into overtime. He's upset the reindeer are late but even more upset about losing his big wager on the games.
Product Id: 1399204
Merry _ucking Christmas Naughty Game Show Card
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Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Merry Fucking Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this vulgar Christmas card for the friend who can't take a hint.
Product Id: 1090228
Christmas Story card
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Inside Text: Wishing you "A Christmas Story" perfect holiday!
Artist: Lynne Chrapliwy
Product Id: 105025
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