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Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas is known for its joy and cheer, so let our funny Christmas cards help you spread the love this holiday to all of your friends and family. Featuring over 1,350 funny cards starring reindeer, snowmen, Santa Claus and more, you can share a smile with family, friends, co-workers or anyone else who made your "nice" list. From chuckle-worthy designs to downright knee-slappers, you'll enjoy a few giggles yourself as you choose the perfect holiday card for everyone. If the holidays snuck up on you this year, our cards ship the next business day, so you'll be able to spread some Christmas cheer in no time.

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First Wish Perverted Santa Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. May all your wishes come true.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This sitting-on-Santa's-lap card by Dan Collins is sure to remind you of being forced to sit on Santa's lap as a kid. Get it at NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090196
House With No Chimney Toilet Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope everything comes up roses for you this season.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A perfect holiday card for someone without a chimney!
Product Id: 1090346
Easter Bunny Leaving Eggs by the Christmas Tree ca…
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Inside Text: Have An Egg-Cellent Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: It always feels like the holidays start earlier every year. This year Santa is taking a break and the Easter Bunny is coming to deliver your presents!
Product Id: 1456390
Yo Yo Yo Funny Santa Pirate and Jersey Boy Christm…
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Inside Text: Got a problem with that? Merry Christmas to yooz all!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Whether you're a pirate or from Jersey, we hope you spread the yuletide cheer with this funny Xmas card!
Product Id: 1090234
Santa Starfish in beach chair with striped bikini …
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Inside Text: Warm wishes for a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Starfish with sunglasses and bikini on a chaise lounge with a Santa hat for Merry Christmas.
Product Id: 499517
St. Elijah The Electrician Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Light ’em if you’ve got ’em! Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Saint Elijah is the funny saint card you need to buy for that family member who is always spending time putting up Christmas lights. Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090180
Chihuahuas Christmas card
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Inside Text: Fleas Navidog!
Artist: Ursine Logic
Product Id: 93115
Santa and Mrs. Claus at the workshop, humorous elf…
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Inside Text: I wish you a glitch-free season. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: My Christmas wish is that someone gives me free tech service for the season. I'm tired of kicking my own elf. The North Pole cartoon scene shows Santa rebooting the system which in this case is the sketchy elf-run toy room. The general verse inside is a neutral seasonal greeting. Blue & yellow color
Product Id: 1182762
TSA Payback Dirty Santa Security check Christmas c…
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Inside Text: Here’s a card to wish you a Merry Christmas. Don’t say I never got you anything.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This is the right holiday card for the friend who can't let of the past.
Product Id: 1090322
98% Nice Photo Insert Christmas Card
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Inside Text: ... must mean that you will get 98% of your presents? Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas!
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 990847
Lazy Decorating card
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Inside Text: Have Yourself A Lazy Little Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by GlennMcCoy.
Product Id: 1456286
Oh Snap Gingerbread Man Hilarious Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Snappy Holidays!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Pick up this funny gingerbread holiday card.
Product Id: 1090392
Christmas Tree with Cousin from Arizona card
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Inside Text: You get the point. Merry Christmas
Artist: Bill Thomas
Artist Notes: This is a humorous Christmas card with a Christmas tree that is talking to another Christmas tree about a decorated cactus. The tree says,"He's my cousin from Arizona." It's from the Thomastoons collection.
Product Id: 1656184
Cute Singing Animals Caroling Snow scene card
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Inside Text: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Artist: Cards by D. D. Hearn
Product Id: 300078
Snow Blower Settings card
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Inside Text: Hope This Christmas Blows You Away! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456362
Reindeer Poop Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.
Artist: Glenn McCoy
Product Id: 994651
Is it Christmas Yeti card
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Inside Text: Have a fun Christmas.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Artist Notes: Funny Christmas card featuring a abominable snowman (Yeti) who is excited about the holidays. Send your friends and loved ones this fun card to wish them a very merry Christmas.
Product Id: 1549024
Funny Christmas Husband Control Freak Conducting C…
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Inside Text: Hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
Artist: Bill Thomas
Artist Notes: This is a cartoon Christmas card about a man on his porch conducting carolers, who are singing. Wife says to him,"Do you always have to be such a control freak". It has a very stylistic look to it. It is from the Thomastoons cartoon catalog and is suited for almost anyone.
Product Id: 1574528
A Dog’s Letter to Santa card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Artist Notes: A Funny Christmas Card for Dog Lovers. Poodle writes a letter to Santa Clause: "Dear Santa, Please bring me: squeaky toys, treats, NO CLOTHING PLEASE!"
Product Id: 873262
Christmas ’Three special words!’ Collection for yo…
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Inside Text: "Let’s Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: During the busy Christmas season, everyone needs to know that they're loved. But what we really need is to get intimate with that someone special! Tell them you love them, but show them what you really want!
Product Id: 1230530
Christmas Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Have a happy holiday. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: But there's never a wrong time to buy funny greeting cards!
Product Id: 1090342
Keep Believing, Bigfoot with Christmas Tree Lights…
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Inside Text: . . . in the magic of Christmas!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: Keep believing in the magic of Christmas and Bigfoot! This greeting features Sasquatch among a pine tree forest and is perfect for friends and family who love the outdoors and mythical creatures and stories.
Product Id: 1584006
Cold Christmas Poem Funny Card
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Inside Text: Fuck, It is fuckin’ cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Sometimes the most poetic is also the most blunt. Stay literary with this hilarious Christmas card from NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1090216
Winter Winnings Christmas Jackpot card
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Inside Text: Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year! Merry Christmas
Artist: Maryann Nolan
Product Id: 256465
Surge Protector Christmas Tree Funny Christmas Car…
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Inside Text: Don’t be shocked...it’s Christmas again!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to run out to buy this funny card from NobleWorks Cards. Buy it online today.
Product Id: 1090310
Carrot Nose Extension card
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Inside Text: It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Christmas! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456354
Atheist Christmas Joke Paper Card
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Inside Text: Happy Whatever!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1456550
It’s Great Fun Until Someone Loses an Eye card
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Inside Text: Oh sure, it’s great fun until someone loses an eye. Happy Holidays!
Artist: JasonShelf
Artist Notes: I always love it when a cartoon comes out cuter in the final form than it did in the original sketch. The inside message of this card can be changed if you like the image but not my sense of humor.
Product Id: 527338
Mistress Sonia Whip Santa Sex Humor Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Naughty is nice... Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Wouldn't it be nice to share something naughty this X-mas? Well, we got the perfect greeting card to" "whip" out to those you plan on "hanging around" this holiday season.
Product Id: 1090298
Funny Christmas Card - Seasons Tweetings card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a wonderful Christmas
Artist: Natalie Kinnear
Artist Notes: This is a fun Christmas card featuring three beautifully illustrated watercolor birds in blue, green and orange, standing one on top of the other. The bird at the top is wearing a golden crown. Each bird is tweeting, shown by the words 'tweet tweet tweet' opposite each illustration. The background is a pale jade blue watercolor effect with silver sparkle effect falling snow. There are also a few golden stars and a golden present in the illustrated snow at the bottom of the design. In the top section of the design is a white text box on which is the text: 'SEASON'S TWEETINGS'. A light drop shadow on the birds, stars and present give a slight 3D effect. The birds original artwork is by the extremely talented Lisa Glanz. PLEASE NOTE: The silver sparkle and gold foil effects are both digitally created. Natalie Kinnear Cards www.greetingcarduniverse.com/nataliekinnearcards
Product Id: 1398168
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