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Funny Christmas Cards

Christmas is known for its joy and cheer, so let our funny Christmas cards help you spread the love this holiday to all of your friends and family. Featuring over 1,350 funny cards starring reindeer, snowmen, Santa Claus and more, you can share a smile with family, friends, co-workers or anyone else who made your "nice" list. From chuckle-worthy designs to downright knee-slappers, you'll enjoy a few giggles yourself as you choose the perfect holiday card for everyone. If the holidays snuck up on you this year, our cards ship the next business day, so you'll be able to spread some Christmas cheer in no time.

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Funny Pizza Tree Christmas Parody Song card
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Inside Text: It wouldn’t be the holidays without a cheesy Christmas song. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: For the pizza lover on Christmas. A pizza tree with mushrooms and pepperoni toppings with a humorous parody of a famous Christmas song.
Product Id: 1475146
Wine Advent Calendar Christmas Humor card
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Inside Text: The Countdown Begins! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Normal advent calendars are boring. Kick off the advent season the right way with a rack of booze and good company.
Product Id: 1457128
Remote Elves Christmas Humor Paper Card
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Inside Text: Dial In A Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: The elves are feeling a little lazy today, so they decided to work from home. Every single one of them!
Product Id: 1457054
Ultimate Man Tool, Funny Christmas for Men card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas, Man!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Funny Christmas greeting for any man. The illustration of an all-in-one orange pocket knife has a finger, teeth, hand and tongue that mimics the natural way a real man grooms.
Product Id: 1398084
Three Wise Men Funny Christmas Cartoon Comic card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a viral Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Artist: mike seddon
Artist Notes: A humorous yellow red and blue depicting the three wise men walking across the desert carrying mobile phones they are holding up. The cartoon speech bubble caption reads `We have travelled far, bearing GIFs.`. This is followed up by a message inside the card which reads ` Wishing you a viral Christmas and a happy New Year
Product Id: 1592934
Funny Christmas card: Sleigh Cats card
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping your holidays take flight!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 514378
98% Nice Christmas Card
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Inside Text: ... must mean that you will get 98% of your presents? Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas!
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 990839
Snowman Sneeze card
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Inside Text: All The Blessings Of A Wonderful Christmastime!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456358
Rudolph Pluck the Turkey Sacreligious Adult Humor …
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Inside Text: Merry Plucking Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A twisted greeting card for a twisted friend!
Product Id: 1090270
Santa’s Trophy Wife Gay Humor Holiday’s Card
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Inside Text: Have a simply fabulous Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus, and that's okay in New York now! Pick up this hilarious Xmas card from NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1090272
Halloween Carolers Christmas Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope Your Christmas Is A Treat!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: People can't wait for the holiday season to roll around. So much so that they've started dressing up as Christmas Carolers for Halloween!
Product Id: 1457052
Happy Holidays, Cycling Dog & Squirrel with Gifts …
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Inside Text: Happy Holidays!
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Artist Notes: Dog and Squirrel are Friends. Dog Riding a Bicycle through the Snow with Squirrel Friend in the Basket. Dog is Wearing a Winter Scarf and Hat. They are off to to a Christmas Party Bringing Gifts. A Fun Holiday Card for Everyone!
Product Id: 985995
Santa Sued Over What Constitutes Naughty Or Nice c…
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Inside Text: Hope you get the most out of this Christmas Don’t settle for anything less!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: A kid with his lawyer sits across the table from Santa and his legal team in a conference room. Behind them is a Christmas tree and garland stuffed in boxes ready for storage. The lawyer reads the complaint in which his client seeks damages as a result of Santa's arbitrary interpretation of naughty or nice. Inside reads, Hope you get the most out of this Christmas Don't settle for anything less! A fun card for anyone in the legal profession or someone who believes they may be a victim of Santa's direct neglect! Or anyone with a sense of humor! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 496052
Peace To The World Good Weed Adult Funny Christmas…
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Inside Text: ...and good weed toward man.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this strange Christmas card for your strange friends today! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090328
Online Shopping, Cute Animal Video, Christmas card
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Inside Text: I hope you have the purr-fect Christmas.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Harold's online Christmas shopping is on hold because he has Watching Cute Animal Videos Syndrome and just can't pass up a cute animal video.
Product Id: 1502902
Fleece navidad card
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Inside Text: joy to you and to those you love!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 271016
Inoffensive Holiday Sentiment Card
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Inside Text: May (circle all applicable) You Both Neither Other: ____________ Observe the holiday(s) of your choice in any manner whatsoever that is pleasing/convenient/preferable to you. With warm regards (unless you find this intrusive or offensive), ________________ Signature Line
Artist: Kimberly Holt
Product Id: 51861
Turkey Jive Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Get down with your bad self this Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This funny '70s Christmas card from NobleWorks is the perfect card for that jive turkey.
Product Id: 1090194
Angry Children Mob card
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Inside Text: Hope You Get Everything You Want This Christmas! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1457038
Santa DUI card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas Or Bust!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Glenn McCoy.
Product Id: 1456256
Holiday Air Travel Song card
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Inside Text: Happy Holidays!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Andy Singer
Product Id: 1456246
Xmas Scream Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: OMG. Christmas already? Hope your season is a SCREAM!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This Dan Reynolds' version of the Scream is the right card for Christmas! Buy it today at NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090176
French Bulldog Humor, Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Here’s Wishing You All the Cheer You can stand this Holiday Season... Merry Christmas!
Artist: FBRN
Product Id: 647372
Christmas Unicorn Greeting Card Featuring Unrealis…
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Inside Text: Hope all your Christmas wishes come true! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Santa Claus gets some strange requests from the cute kiddies sitting up in his lap. Like the retro girl with the spectacles pictured here perched on Pere Noel's knee against a red and green Christmas tree wallpapered background - she wants a unicorn, but will settle for a boyfriend. Kris Kringle uses his infinite wisdom and experienced judgement to honor her more realistic, in comparison, request of a: unicorn. A hilariously funny Yuletide card to festively gift family and friends this holiday season.
Product Id: 1543548
Christmas Eve Is The Longest Night Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Don’t worry, this too shall pass. Happiest Holidays to you and yours! ! !
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 989339
Christmas Letter Message in a Bottle Deserted Isla…
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas... AGAIN!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be trapped on a desert island to enjoy this Gary McCoy card!
Product Id: 1090164
Merry Christmas For Anyone Cat Under Mistletoe Hum…
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Inside Text: Meowy Kissmas!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: A super fun way to wish a cat lover a Merry Christmas or a Meowy Kissmas with this sweet black cat in a Santa hat sitting under mistletoe!
Product Id: 1541520
Complainers Humor Card
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Inside Text: He knows if you’ve been bad or good! Merry Christmas
Artist: Glenn McCoy
Product Id: 994647
We’re Here Queer Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Season’s Greetings, deer... Come out and celebrate!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: With this hilarious Christmas card, NobleWorks proudly supports the marriage of gay men, women and reindeers!
Product Id: 1090226
Name Him Irving Jesus Christ Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a sacrilegious Christmas card from NobleWorks that shows how Jesus got his name.
Product Id: 1090208
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