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Eat The Carrot Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Don we now our gay apparel.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994637
The F Word Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is the "M" word! (Merry!)
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994641
Sexted Santa Adult Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope you’re in the nude for a Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A hilarious Christmas card for the person you text…or sext!
Product Id: 1090190
Ho Ho Ho! card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297609
Oral Sex Humor Card
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Inside Text: Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! Season’s Greetings!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994743
Celery Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas. How hard can that be?
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994663
Kiss Nose Mistletoe Funny Card
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Inside Text: Put on a happy face this Christmas.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994833
Merry Fucking Christmas Balls Hilarious Card
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Inside Text: Season’s Greetings and all that shit.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A wonderful, fucking funny Christmas card.
Product Id: 1090386
Fuck You Santa Letter Funny Card
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Inside Text: Merry Fuckin’ Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994741
Sweet Cheeks Gingerbread Sexy Ornaments Funny Chri…
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas, cookie!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This sweet card will make everyone laugh. Pick it up today from the sweet people over at NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090330
Bangkok Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Have a Bang-up Christmas!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994755
Infectious Christmas card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a ball this holiday season!
Artist: Warped Greetings
Product Id: 303454
Santa Tattoo Trampstamp Holiday Humor card
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Inside Text: Merry Kissmyass!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Glenn McCoy.
Product Id: 1456252
Stuck Elf Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Oh what fun it is to ride! Merry Christmas.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994845
Snowman Holiday Humor, Size Matters card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Super Sized . . . Merry Christmas!
Artist: T Coffin
Artist Notes: A funny Christmas snow people humor card depicting a cartoon of a snowman being laughed at by a couple of snow women about the size of his carrot, the snowman is voicing his displeasure to the kid who put him together. The inside of the card reads “Wishing you a super sized . . . Merry Christmas!”
Product Id: 1377242
Santa’s Sex To Do List Christmas Adult Humor card
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Inside Text: Santa’s Coming... Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be on Santa's naughty list to like this adult humor card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090166
Santa’s Shit List Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that SHIT.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Stay off someone's Shit List by getting this card for him or her. Only from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090312
Billy’s Mom Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas! Enjoy the ride.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This adult Christmas card from NobleWorks is perfect for the naughty friends on your Christmas list.
Product Id: 1090202
Bill Kissed Beer Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Enjoy Christmas with your nearest and dearest.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: We know that Christmas means that you have to kiss everyone's ass for the sake of the holiday. So do yourself a favor and order this Christmas card. The laughs are on the house.
Product Id: 1090284
Jingle Balls Funny Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that junk!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994737
Rich Husband Adult Wishes Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. Dreams can come true!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Remember the days where all you wanted was a pony? Santa might not be able to give you everything in this hilarious NobleWorks card by Tom Cheney, but at least you'll have a great card!
Product Id: 1090246
Wildest Christmas Wishes Penis Shadow Adult Humor …
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Inside Text: May this be your BIGGEST ONE EVER! Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This wild Christmas card is the funny card that you've been looking for.
Product Id: 1090162
She Put Out for Santa Retro Baker Dirty Christmas …
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Inside Text: But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this naughty cookie Christmas card before the season is over.
Product Id: 1090396
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas card
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping things continue to look good for you in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277361
Dad’s Blue Pills Funny Card
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Inside Text: Give it up and have a Merry Christmas.
Artist: Dan Reynolds
Product Id: 994639
Dear Santa Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Have a badass Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994727
First Wish Perverted Santa Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. May all your wishes come true.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This sitting-on-Santa's-lap card by Dan Collins is sure to remind you of being forced to sit on Santa's lap as a kid. Get it at NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090196
Merry _ucking Christmas Naughty Game Show Card
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Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Merry Fucking Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this vulgar Christmas card for the friend who can't take a hint.
Product Id: 1090228
Pregnant Virgins Humor Card
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Inside Text: Give me a fucking break!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994739
On The List Bitches Christmas Humor Card
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Inside Text: Have A Bitchin’ Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Whether it be naughty or nice, did you make it to a list?
Product Id: 1457132
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