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Swearing Swearing Gingerbread Man and Woman Shocke…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you a Christmas full of hysterical laughter, love and joy Happy Christmas |
| Artist: | Moonlake Greetings |
| Artist Notes: | A fun but very rude Gingerbread Man And Woman Greeting Card, A great alternative for Christmas |
| Product Id: | 1449804 |
The Worst Job At The North Pole card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don’t be all "bummed" out, It’s Christmas time! MERRY CHRISTMAS! |
| Artist: | mike shiell |
| Artist Notes: | A poor little elf is assigned the job of personal assistant of Mrs. Claus and very quickly realizes that he should have stayed in school so that he could have gotten a better education. |
| Product Id: | 509395 |
Condom Stockings Naughty Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Come one come all and have a Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Give this funny, adult humor Christmas card to your naughty friends! |
| Product Id: | 1090336 |
To Whom it May Concern F word Xmas Season Christma…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Fucking Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Why not buy this green text Christmas card for someone you know today? |
| Product Id: | 1090352 |
Christmas Grab - Adult Sexy card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let you. Let’s make this Holiday extra special! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 514684 |
Christmas Accident Boy - FUNNY card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | OMG, hilarious, eh! Can’t relate at all! Have a Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 526784 |
Merry Christmas Milk & Cookies card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | May Your Holidays Be Filled With Comfort Food! Happy Holidays!! |
| Artist: | © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte |
| Artist Notes: | This is the time of your for celebration and joy. I hope you get a big kick out of the season. This card will bring some laughs and quite possible make you the life of the party! |
| Product Id: | 517827 |
Guide My Sleigh Adult Humor Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Santa comes just once a year.... |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Santa…We're pretty sure beastiality puts you on the naughty list. Enjoy this outrageous Xmas card from Glenn McCoy! |
| Product Id: | 1090260 |
Two Things You’d Like To See This Christmas! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (Right?) MERRY CHRISTMAS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 277377 |
Sexy Woman Adult Christmas Be a Little Naughty car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Christmas, baby! I know you don’t need to think twice! |
| Artist: | Doreen Erhardt Original image by: Lisa_A/Bigstock.com |
| Artist Notes: | Sexy and arousing holiday fun with a pair of gorgeous female legs and a hint of Mrs. Claus red suit with an inviting message of "Wouldn't being a little naughty, be nice?" |
| Product Id: | 1537194 |
Christmas Greetings to Everyone Hilarious Seasonal…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry F*cking Christmas and A Happy F*cking New Year! |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | A blue coated, white bearded, red capped and mittened Father Xmas gives a pair of apple-cheeked kiddies a push down the snowy slopes in their gift and tree-laden sled, and then he fires off a salty parting salutation that would have the parka-wearing punks' mother covering their frostbitten ears, if she heard it. Colorful, cheerful, retro, saucy, sassy, profane, irreverent and awash in the glorious joy, spirit and images of the season, this Yuletide greeting has it all. Recommended for those with an adult sense of humor. Perfectly suitable for anyone who could use a good laugh at a stressful time of the year. |
| Product Id: | 1543904 |
Brand New Year: Humorous Christmas Card with Fed U…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and All That Shit! |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | The seasonal call has gone out from the cute little kid in the red and white toque and red mittens: it's a brand new year, but the same old stuff! With whimsical wintry snowfall, vivid holiday colors, traditional and nostalgic imagery, and real world street language, this Xmas humor card is a joy to give and a hilarity to receive. Not the same old new year junk, at all. |
| Product Id: | 1543962 |
Humorous Adult Christmas Card With Elf And A Chris…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’re right; there is no "F" in present! Merry Christmas, anyway. |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult Christmas card with a cartoon elf pointing to a sign. The card reads: A Christmas Quiz. How many F's in present? Inside says: You're right; there is no F in present! Merry Christmas, anyway |
| Product Id: | 1590700 |
Christmas Hand Job Adult Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Rub yourself a merry little Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | What a handy, but naughty, Christmas card to have! |
| Product Id: | 1090338 |
What Santa’s Bringing You This Christmas! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Peace on earth and goodwill toward men! (What else did you expect?) MERRY CHRISTMAS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 277379 |
Wondering What To Get Me For Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I don’t have a THING to wear! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 231947 |
Funny Greetings Card - Cartoon - Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Christmas! |
| Artist: | Simon Lake |
| Artist Notes: | This Card coveys the disappointment we can all experience on receipt of an unwanted gift. |
| Product Id: | 957843 |
Let’s Get Naughty Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let’s get naughty. |
| Artist: | Teresa Musso |
| Product Id: | 1000359 |
HoHoHo Mothers Humorous Christmas Card Showing Vin…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Christmas, To All You Motherfuckers! |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | A bright, beaming, bearded Santa Claus chortles out a seasonal message of traditional good cheer - to all the mofo's out there! Bedecked with bright red, a blue-eyed smiling Kris Kringle, green and yellow and blue tree decorations, and a Mature Language warning label, this colorful, funny, off-color card combines nostalgia and profanity to hilarious XXXmas effect. Give the gift of laughter and good cheer, and swear to it, with this motherf*ucking great Yuletide greeting. |
| Product Id: | 1543910 |
Merry Christmas Baby - romantic couple card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You sure do treat me nice. |
| Artist: | Lynda Linke Productions |
| Artist Notes: | This guy just got home from work to be surprised by his playful wife in a sexy Santa suit! I love his slightly bemused expression as she sits on his lap and plants a kiss on his cheek. |
| Product Id: | 889623 |
Santa’s Christmas Podcast card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Raise a glass to memories old and new at Christmas time |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | After popular demand, Santa and his old friend decide to hold a Christmas podcast to discuss some of their past adventures and experiences whilst on the job. |
| Product Id: | 1585876 |
Merry Christmas Retro Women Having Humorous Adult …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Here’s hoping your Christmas is full of cheer! Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! |
| Artist: | Betsy Bush |
| Artist Notes: | Send funny Merry Christmas adult humor greetings with this pair of retro inspired women having an adult conversation about keeping spirits up this Christmas. The design includes a digitally created wood background, a pine tree, and a Christmas wreath hanging on the wall. |
| Product Id: | 1643484 |
Humorous Christmas Card The Tree’s Not The Only Th…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We’ll be full of the Christmas Spirit! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Christmas Card with a retro style cartoon woman holding a drink. The words say: The tree's not the only thing getting lit this year! Inside says: We'll be full of the Christmas Spirit! |
| Product Id: | 1625534 |
Santa Stocking Stuffer card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Holidays |
| Artist: | scott clarke |
| Product Id: | 718321 |
Merry Christmas Santa Claus card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don’t be surprised if a BIG fat red man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack... I told Santa I want you for Christmas |
| Artist: | sue taylor |
| Product Id: | 712706 |
New Ass Dirty Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Christm-ass! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Pick up this retro, ass-joke Christmas card before it's too late! |
| Product Id: | 1090408 |
Adult Christmas, Naughty Piece of Work, Dominatrix…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Some major behavior modifications will be required. Merry XXXmas! |
| Artist: | Shoaff-Ballanger Studios |
| Artist Notes: | Adult and sexy Christmas card. I Heard You've Been a Naughty Piece of Work This Year! text on the cover. Silhouette of a female dominatrix with Santa hat, spiked arm band, and whip. Red background with fishnet pattern over green. Part of female silhouette thanks to anonymous/openclipart. |
| Product Id: | 1345712 |
Simply black - merry christmas sexy card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have you been naughty or nice? |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 878087 |
Ssh Hash in Fruitcake Adult Humor Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Put some Happy in your Holiday. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Add a little spice to your holiday with this NobleWorks card! May your Christmas be as fun as theirs! (Note: hash not included) |
| Product Id: | 1090218 |
HOLIDAY NOOKIE card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Holidays |
| Artist: | scott clarke |
| Product Id: | 724576 |
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