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Christmas Card With Woman Asking How To Get On The…
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Inside Text: Maybe I could help you with that! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Sexy Christmas card with cartoon of a woman sitting on Santa's lap in the department store. She asks, Santa, I was wondering how can I get on your naughty list? Inside says, Maybe I could help you with that! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1545884
Fishy Christmas Holiday - ADULT FUNNY card
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Inside Text: In theory anyway. Enjoy the Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 506643
Here Comes Santa Claus card
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Inside Text: Happy Holidays
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 724559
Xmas Humor - Santa with Naughty Stockings card
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Inside Text: Have a naughty Xmas!
Artist: Vicky Rubin
Artist Notes: This silly, naughty cartoon Christmas card is enough to make even Santa Claus blush! St. Nick checks his list in front of a pair of fishnet stockings hung by the fireplace. Sure enough, it says naughty! A bit of fun (but not raunchy) sexy humor. Inside verse is editable. Alternate inside verse suggestion: could read, "Hope you get whatever you want in your stocking!"
Product Id: 1318646
The Lucky Christmas Snowman card
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Inside Text: Best Wishes for the Festive Season
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: The lady is shocked to see the Snowman 'standing proud' in the garden but he can't understand her disgust as the carrot is one of his 'five a day'
Product Id: 1504232
Santa Gets Stuck up the Ladder card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: Santa is used to being stuck up the chimney but not up the ladder! Look closely and you will see what is stopping him from climbing any higher.....the lady is enjoying her bath without realising that she has an audience
Product Id: 1450630
Merry Christmas card
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Inside Text: Ever wonder how Candy Corn is made? HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Product Id: 110962
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas card
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping things look good during the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277353
Burlesque Happy Christmas Lady in Cocktail Glass C…
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Inside Text: To you!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A cartoon lady wearing high red heels and a sexy outfit, reclining in a giant cocktail glass. The lady is saying 'Happy Christmas'.
Product Id: 1544662
Restless Hand Syndrome Santa Claus Funny Adult Chr…
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Inside Text: Oh, oh, oh! Merry Christmas!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: Okay, so you knew something was up when Santa started saying, “Oh, oh, oh!” instead of “Ho, ho, ho.” Only from FunnyBone Greeting Cards.
Product Id: 1287976
Sexy christmas - woman card
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Inside Text: I heard this year you were nice so I sent you something a little naughty ! Have a merry holiday & a happy new year
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 108492
Gay Nudes Naughty Ho Ho Ho Hilarious Christmas Car…
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Inside Text: Happy Holidays.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Check out this gay Christmas card.
Product Id: 1090358
Gay Greetings Kinky Santa Christmas card
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Inside Text: Have Yourself A Kinky Little Christmas
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481886
Christmas Celebration Sexy - Retro card
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Inside Text: Using Christmas caroling as an excuse to go get drunk and screw. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496952
The Flashing Snowman card
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Inside Text: Best Wishes for the Festive Season
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: The people on top of the double decker bus, got much more than a cold shoulder off this rude snowman! Look at the shock on their faces.....
Product Id: 1459694
Christmas the Bird Hilarious Card
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Inside Text: Happy Bird-day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The perfect resque greeting card for the person you want to flip off.
Product Id: 1090372
Santa and His Crew Get Into The Spirit of Christma…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a cheeky Christmas
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: Santa has got drunk with his friends and they’ve gone to a tattoo parlour but encouraged by his friends, Santa is about to go a ‘tat’ too far!
Product Id: 1587860
Humorous Adult Christmas Card All I Want Is You ..…
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Inside Text: ... naked! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Christmas card with a cartoon bear on a red background. The words: All I want for Christmas is you ... Inside says: ... naked! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1591018
Humorous Christmas Card Does Being Good At Being B…
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Inside Text: Maybe there’s still hope for us! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Christmas Card with a cartoon woman in a sexy red dress holding a drink. The words say: So tell me, Santa, does being good at being bad count? Inside says: Maybe there's still hope for us! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1625518
Santa Stays Up All Night at Christmas card
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Inside Text: Best Wishes for the Festive Season
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: When Santa told his elves that he was having trouble staying up all night, he meant that he was tired whilst delivering presents. The elves got the wrong idea and slipped a box of erectile dysfunction tablets into Santa's milk and now he's stuck up the chimney as he really is going to be 'up' all night!
Product Id: 1505700
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas! card
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping things continue to look good in the new year! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277375
Happy Christmas! card
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Inside Text: Get laid! Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The INSIDE of this card can be changed any way you like! Font - color - words! If you would like different words on the FRONT of the card I would be happy to oblige - just send me an email: graphicdoodles@gmail.com
Product Id: 299551
Nevermore card
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Inside Text: I guess he couldn’t take it anymore.
Artist: Eric Pless
Product Id: 444934
Sexy christmas card
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Inside Text: HO HO HO Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297595
Merry Christmas card
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Inside Text: Who needs mistletoe?
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Have a hot Merry Christmas! This card can be personalized.
Product Id: 326856
Flippin’ Granny card
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Inside Text: Merry Freakin’ Christmas!!!
Artist: Kaye Sledge
Product Id: 121765
Santas Special Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Ho, Ho, Hoping You Have The Best Christmas Ever!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Artist Notes: Love is in the air! Celebrate Christmas with this unique card to express your love in a big way! It's triple the fun and really making rudolph jealous! The person receiving the card will be excited and who knows what will happen after that!
Product Id: 1336196
Belated Christmas Wishes card
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Inside Text: Late Christmas wishes are better than no Christmas wishes! All the best in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277357
Meet me under the Christmas mistletoe that’s hung …
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Inside Text: I’ve strategically hung it over the bed!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 882394
Simply Black - I get so horny at Christmas Time ca…
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Inside Text: Let’s celebrate the Holiday Season.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1349906
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