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“My greeting cards arrived well packaged. They are absolutely beautiful! The pictures are very clear! I loved that my order came with a tracking number.
I give them 5 stars !”
Brenda - Jan 23rd, 2021
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Christmas Card With Woman Asking How To Get On The…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Maybe I could help you with that! Merry Christmas |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Adult Sexy Christmas card with cartoon of a woman sitting on Santa's lap in the department store. She asks, Santa, I was wondering how can I get on your naughty list? Inside says, Maybe I could help you with that! Merry Christmas |
| Product Id: | 1545884 |
Fishy Christmas Holiday - ADULT FUNNY card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | In theory anyway. Enjoy the Holidays! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 506643 |
Here Comes Santa Claus card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Holidays |
| Artist: | CLARK MATTHEWS |
| Product Id: | 724559 |
Xmas Humor - Santa with Naughty Stockings card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a naughty Xmas! |
| Artist: | Vicky Rubin |
| Artist Notes: | This silly, naughty cartoon Christmas card is enough to make even Santa Claus blush! St. Nick checks his list in front of a pair of fishnet stockings hung by the fireplace. Sure enough, it says naughty! A bit of fun (but not raunchy) sexy humor. Inside verse is editable. Alternate inside verse suggestion: could read, "Hope you get whatever you want in your stocking!" |
| Product Id: | 1318646 |
The Lucky Christmas Snowman card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Best Wishes for the Festive Season |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | The lady is shocked to see the Snowman 'standing proud' in the garden but he can't understand her disgust as the carrot is one of his 'five a day' |
| Product Id: | 1504232 |
Santa Gets Stuck up the Ladder card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | Santa is used to being stuck up the chimney but not up the ladder! Look closely and you will see what is stopping him from climbing any higher.....the lady is enjoying her bath without realising that she has an audience |
| Product Id: | 1450630 |
Merry Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Ever wonder how Candy Corn is made? HAPPY HOLIDAYS! |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Product Id: | 110962 |
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Here’s hoping things look good during the holidays and in the new year! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 277353 |
Burlesque Happy Christmas Lady in Cocktail Glass C…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To you! |
| Artist: | Kate Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | A cartoon lady wearing high red heels and a sexy outfit, reclining in a giant cocktail glass. The lady is saying 'Happy Christmas'. |
| Product Id: | 1544662 |
Restless Hand Syndrome Santa Claus Funny Adult Chr…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Oh, oh, oh! Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | © Dan Brown |
| Artist Notes: | Okay, so you knew something was up when Santa started saying, “Oh, oh, oh!” instead of “Ho, ho, ho.” Only from FunnyBone Greeting Cards. |
| Product Id: | 1287976 |
Sexy christmas - woman card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I heard this year you were nice so I sent you something a little naughty ! Have a merry holiday & a happy new year |
| Artist: | Corrie Kuipers |
| Product Id: | 108492 |
Gay Nudes Naughty Ho Ho Ho Hilarious Christmas Car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Holidays. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Check out this gay Christmas card. |
| Product Id: | 1090358 |
Gay Greetings Kinky Santa Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have Yourself A Kinky Little Christmas |
| Artist: | CLARK MATTHEWS |
| Product Id: | 481886 |
Christmas Celebration Sexy - Retro card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Using Christmas caroling as an excuse to go get drunk and screw. Merry Christmas |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 496952 |
The Flashing Snowman card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Best Wishes for the Festive Season |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | The people on top of the double decker bus, got much more than a cold shoulder off this rude snowman! Look at the shock on their faces..... |
| Product Id: | 1459694 |
Christmas the Bird Hilarious Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Bird-day. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | The perfect resque greeting card for the person you want to flip off. |
| Product Id: | 1090372 |
Santa and His Crew Get Into The Spirit of Christma…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Wishing you a cheeky Christmas |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | Santa has got drunk with his friends and they’ve gone to a tattoo parlour but encouraged by his friends, Santa is about to go a ‘tat’ too far! |
| Product Id: | 1587860 |
Humorous Adult Christmas Card All I Want Is You ..…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... naked! Merry Christmas |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult Christmas card with a cartoon bear on a red background. The words: All I want for Christmas is you ... Inside says: ... naked! Merry Christmas |
| Product Id: | 1591018 |
Humorous Christmas Card Does Being Good At Being B…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Maybe there’s still hope for us! Merry Christmas |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Christmas Card with a cartoon woman in a sexy red dress holding a drink. The words say: So tell me, Santa, does being good at being bad count? Inside says: Maybe there's still hope for us! Merry Christmas |
| Product Id: | 1625518 |
Santa Stays Up All Night at Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Best Wishes for the Festive Season |
| Artist: | Graham Cammillare |
| Artist Notes: | When Santa told his elves that he was having trouble staying up all night, he meant that he was tired whilst delivering presents. The elves got the wrong idea and slipped a box of erectile dysfunction tablets into Santa's milk and now he's stuck up the chimney as he really is going to be 'up' all night! |
| Product Id: | 1505700 |
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Here’s hoping things continue to look good in the new year! Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 277375 |
Happy Christmas! card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Get laid! Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! |
| Artist: | graphicdoodles |
| Artist Notes: | The INSIDE of this card can be changed any way you like! Font - color - words! If you would like different words on the FRONT of the card I would be happy to oblige - just send me an email: graphicdoodles@gmail.com |
| Product Id: | 299551 |
Nevermore card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I guess he couldn’t take it anymore. |
| Artist: | Eric Pless |
| Product Id: | 444934 |
Sexy christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | HO HO HO Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | asyrum |
| Product Id: | 297595 |
Merry Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Who needs mistletoe? |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | Have a hot Merry Christmas! This card can be personalized. |
| Product Id: | 326856 |
Flippin’ Granny card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Freakin’ Christmas!!! |
| Artist: | Kaye Sledge |
| Product Id: | 121765 |
Santas Special Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Ho, Ho, Hoping You Have The Best Christmas Ever! |
| Artist: | © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte |
| Artist Notes: | Love is in the air! Celebrate Christmas with this unique card to express your love in a big way! It's triple the fun and really making rudolph jealous! The person receiving the card will be excited and who knows what will happen after that! |
| Product Id: | 1336196 |
Belated Christmas Wishes card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Late Christmas wishes are better than no Christmas wishes! All the best in the new year! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 277357 |
Meet me under the Christmas mistletoe that’s hung …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’ve strategically hung it over the bed! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Product Id: | 882394 |
Simply Black - I get so horny at Christmas Time ca…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let’s celebrate the Holiday Season. |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1349906 |
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