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Sexy christmas - male card
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Inside Text: I heard this year you were nice so I sent you something a little naughty ! Have a merry holiday & a happy new year
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 108490
On The List Bitches Christmas Humor Card
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Inside Text: Have A Bitchin’ Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Whether it be naughty or nice, did you make it to a list?
Product Id: 1457132
Christmas ’Three special words!’ Collection for yo…
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Inside Text: "Let’s Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: During the busy Christmas season, everyone needs to know that they're loved. But what we really need is to get intimate with that someone special! Tell them you love them, but show them what you really want!
Product Id: 1230530
Crabby Holidays card
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Inside Text: Don’t ya’ just love Stocking Stuffers?!
Artist: scott clarke
Product Id: 481011
Christmas Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Have a happy holiday. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: But there's never a wrong time to buy funny greeting cards!
Product Id: 1090342
Cold Christmas Poem Funny Card
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Inside Text: Fuck, It is fuckin’ cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Sometimes the most poetic is also the most blunt. Stay literary with this hilarious Christmas card from NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1090216
Adult Christmas Card With Santa I Have A Big Packa…
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Inside Text: I can’t wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy Christmas card with santa in a provocative pose. He has a large present in front of him. The words say: Have I got a big package for you! Inside says: I can't wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1588004
Funny Santa and chimney off-color Christmas cartoo…
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Inside Text: You’ve been very, very bad this Christmas.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon Santa's perched on someone's chimney, the midnight starry sky in the background, taking a much needed break and letting that someone know they've been very, very bad this year. His elf looks like he's been through it all before.
Product Id: 1364766
’Peggy Is a Whore’ with A Collection Of Mistletoe …
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Inside Text: ... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Do you know someone who is a bit, er, promiscuous? If so, here is the perfect Xmas card to handle this delicate situation. As always with our cards, you can expect a total lack of taste equaled only by the loads of laughs this card is sure to get. Here's a perfect Yuletide card to give to that special friend of yours that seems to get all the attention on the festive day. Let her know that you understand what she really is and her secret to all the attention she gets. If she has a good sense of humor, she will laugh right along with you. If not, well, so much for your friendship. Ah, well, there are plenty more like her. Bright red with blue and pink dresses - classy yet crass.
Product Id: 1543028
Mistress Sonia Whip Santa Sex Humor Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Naughty is nice... Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Wouldn't it be nice to share something naughty this X-mas? Well, we got the perfect greeting card to" "whip" out to those you plan on "hanging around" this holiday season.
Product Id: 1090298
Fake News Christmas: With The Media Helping Santa …
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Inside Text: Have a truly nice Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: 'Everybody' is getting in on the act of denying the truth by invoking the self-serving phrase 'Fake News!' Like, the naughty, irate woman getting interrogated by Santa Claus on this seasonal, topical, colorful, hilarious card. This clever Yuletide greeting will be embraced as truly and honestly humorous by all so gifted, with its bright, bold, festive colors and politically astute and timely buzz words.
Product Id: 1543562
Rudolph Pluck the Turkey Sacreligious Adult Humor …
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Inside Text: Merry Plucking Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A twisted greeting card for a twisted friend!
Product Id: 1090270
Peace To The World Good Weed Adult Funny Christmas…
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Inside Text: ...and good weed toward man.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this strange Christmas card for your strange friends today! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090328
Scrooge Company card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt.
Product Id: 1456352
I’ll Blow You Humor Card
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Inside Text: You win! Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994745
What You’d Like To See This Christmas card
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Inside Text: Peace on earth and goodwill toward men, right? MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277363
Christmas Card Snowman To Snow Woman Oh No Not Imp…
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Inside Text: Season’s Greetings
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/Sexy Christmas card with a cartoon showing a snowman looking at a snow woman putting two large snowballs on for boobs. He says, Oh no, Doris, not implants! Inside says, Season's Greetings
Product Id: 1546390
Custom Sexy Woman Tis the Season to be Naughty car…
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Inside Text: Isn’t that nice?
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: No matter who you've got your eyes on this holiday season, if you want to leave him wondering what you might have in store for a Christmas celebration, just personalize this naughty themed card.
Product Id: 1093214
Deer Killer Humor Mob Threat Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas...or else.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this card for the friend who doesn't take "no" for an answer!
Product Id: 1090382
Better Put Out Adult Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: To be sure you get lots of great presents... That’s why! Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A perfect Christmas card for the friend who knows all the sick dirty jokes.
Product Id: 1090370
Naughty Christmas Santa Peeking Under Lady Elf’s S…
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Inside Text: Hoping you made Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Artist: Imphavok Impressions
Artist Notes: Naughty Christmas Santa Peeking Under Lady Elf's Skirt
Product Id: 1024075
Adult Humor Father Christmas Poem Funny Card
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Inside Text: You’d find it really sweet.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: An adult Christmas card for someone who doesn't suck.
Product Id: 1090378
Santa said you were Naughty, Santa with Holly card
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Inside Text: He Suggested that perhaps I could help him out by giving you a little spanking! I agreed!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Everyone needs a little spanking from Santa's helper! You be that helper!
Product Id: 877015
Wiener Under Mistletoe Christmas Card
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Inside Text: PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING: Wieners have been sighted under mistletoe begging for kisses. Beware.
Artist: A Dog's Life Photography
Artist Notes: This funny wiener dog Christmas card is sure to give the animal lovers in your life a good laugh.
Product Id: 1413604
Cartoon Christmas Card: The Wish card
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Inside Text: Don’t blow it! Have a very Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ira Coffin
Artist Notes: A Cartoon Christmas card with a cartoon of a husband building a snow people display of his Christmas wish and his wife breaking the bad news to him. The inside of the card reads “Don’t blow it! Have a very Merry Christmas!”
Product Id: 1338846
Tap That Mrs. Claus Adult Humor Christmas Greeting…
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Inside Text: Go get some this Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be an elf to like this naughty elf card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090192
Fuck It Santa Season Greetings Card
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Inside Text: Merry Fucking Christmas!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994855
Fruit Cake Dungeon Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Fucking Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: No one likes fruitcake. NOBODY! Spread the word everyone already knows with this hilariously naughty greeting card!
Product Id: 1090222
Simply Black - Anything for Christmas card
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Inside Text: Including me
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1167930
Merry F---Ing Christmas Funny Card
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Inside Text: HO HO HO!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994723
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