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Sexy christmas - male card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I heard this year you were nice so I sent you something a little naughty ! Have a merry holiday & a happy new year |
| Artist: | Corrie Kuipers |
| Product Id: | 108490 |
On The List Bitches Christmas Humor Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have A Bitchin’ Christmas! |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | Whether it be naughty or nice, did you make it to a list? |
| Product Id: | 1457132 |
Christmas ’Three special words!’ Collection for yo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | "Let’s Get Naked!" |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Artist Notes: | During the busy Christmas season, everyone needs to know that they're loved. But what we really need is to get intimate with that someone special! Tell them you love them, but show them what you really want! |
| Product Id: | 1230530 |
Crabby Holidays card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don’t ya’ just love Stocking Stuffers?! |
| Artist: | scott clarke |
| Product Id: | 481011 |
Christmas Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a happy holiday. No ifs, ands, or butts about it. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | But there's never a wrong time to buy funny greeting cards! |
| Product Id: | 1090342 |
Cold Christmas Poem Funny Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Fuck, It is fuckin’ cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Sometimes the most poetic is also the most blunt. Stay literary with this hilarious Christmas card from NobleWorks! |
| Product Id: | 1090216 |
Adult Christmas Card With Santa I Have A Big Packa…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I can’t wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Humorous Adult/Sexy Christmas card with santa in a provocative pose. He has a large present in front of him. The words say: Have I got a big package for you! Inside says: I can't wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas |
| Product Id: | 1588004 |
Funny Santa and chimney off-color Christmas cartoo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’ve been very, very bad this Christmas. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The cartoon Santa's perched on someone's chimney, the midnight starry sky in the background, taking a much needed break and letting that someone know they've been very, very bad this year. His elf looks like he's been through it all before. |
| Product Id: | 1364766 |
’Peggy Is a Whore’ with A Collection Of Mistletoe …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers. |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | Do you know someone who is a bit, er, promiscuous? If so, here is the perfect Xmas card to handle this delicate situation. As always with our cards, you can expect a total lack of taste equaled only by the loads of laughs this card is sure to get. Here's a perfect Yuletide card to give to that special friend of yours that seems to get all the attention on the festive day. Let her know that you understand what she really is and her secret to all the attention she gets. If she has a good sense of humor, she will laugh right along with you. If not, well, so much for your friendship. Ah, well, there are plenty more like her. Bright red with blue and pink dresses - classy yet crass. |
| Product Id: | 1543028 |
Mistress Sonia Whip Santa Sex Humor Holiday Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Naughty is nice... Merry Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Wouldn't it be nice to share something naughty this X-mas? Well, we got the perfect greeting card to" "whip" out to those you plan on "hanging around" this holiday season. |
| Product Id: | 1090298 |
Fake News Christmas: With The Media Helping Santa …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Have a truly nice Christmas! |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | 'Everybody' is getting in on the act of denying the truth by invoking the self-serving phrase 'Fake News!' Like, the naughty, irate woman getting interrogated by Santa Claus on this seasonal, topical, colorful, hilarious card. This clever Yuletide greeting will be embraced as truly and honestly humorous by all so gifted, with its bright, bold, festive colors and politically astute and timely buzz words. |
| Product Id: | 1543562 |
Rudolph Pluck the Turkey Sacreligious Adult Humor …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Plucking Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | A twisted greeting card for a twisted friend! |
| Product Id: | 1090270 |
Peace To The World Good Weed Adult Funny Christmas…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...and good weed toward man. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Buy this strange Christmas card for your strange friends today! Only at NobleWorks. |
| Product Id: | 1090328 |
Scrooge Company card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth! |
| Artist: | Ron Kanfi |
| Artist Notes: | Original NobleWorksInc. design with artwork by Tim Whyatt. |
| Product Id: | 1456352 |
I’ll Blow You Humor Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You win! Have a Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | Tom Cheney |
| Product Id: | 994745 |
What You’d Like To See This Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Peace on earth and goodwill toward men, right? MERRY CHRISTMAS! |
| Artist: | Hipster Doofus |
| Product Id: | 277363 |
Christmas Card Snowman To Snow Woman Oh No Not Imp…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Season’s Greetings |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Artist Notes: | Adult/Sexy Christmas card with a cartoon showing a snowman looking at a snow woman putting two large snowballs on for boobs. He says, Oh no, Doris, not implants! Inside says, Season's Greetings |
| Product Id: | 1546390 |
Custom Sexy Woman Tis the Season to be Naughty car…
| Customize: | Cover text, inside text |
| Inside Text: | Isn’t that nice? |
| Artist: | ©Doreen Erhardt |
| Artist Notes: | No matter who you've got your eyes on this holiday season, if you want to leave him wondering what you might have in store for a Christmas celebration, just personalize this naughty themed card. |
| Product Id: | 1093214 |
Deer Killer Humor Mob Threat Funny Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Christmas...or else. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Get this card for the friend who doesn't take "no" for an answer! |
| Product Id: | 1090382 |
Better Put Out Adult Humor Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To be sure you get lots of great presents... That’s why! Merry Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | A perfect Christmas card for the friend who knows all the sick dirty jokes. |
| Product Id: | 1090370 |
Naughty Christmas Santa Peeking Under Lady Elf’s S…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Hoping you made Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! |
| Artist: | Imphavok Impressions |
| Artist Notes: | Naughty Christmas Santa Peeking Under Lady Elf's Skirt |
| Product Id: | 1024075 |
Adult Humor Father Christmas Poem Funny Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’d find it really sweet. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | An adult Christmas card for someone who doesn't suck. |
| Product Id: | 1090378 |
Santa said you were Naughty, Santa with Holly card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | He Suggested that perhaps I could help him out by giving you a little spanking! I agreed! |
| Artist: | Judy Cotrone-Ramirez |
| Artist Notes: | Everyone needs a little spanking from Santa's helper! You be that helper! |
| Product Id: | 877015 |
Wiener Under Mistletoe Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING: Wieners have been sighted under mistletoe begging for kisses. Beware. |
| Artist: | A Dog's Life Photography |
| Artist Notes: | This funny wiener dog Christmas card is sure to give the animal lovers in your life a good laugh. |
| Product Id: | 1413604 |
Cartoon Christmas Card: The Wish card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Don’t blow it! Have a very Merry Christmas! |
| Artist: | Ira Coffin |
| Artist Notes: | A Cartoon Christmas card with a cartoon of a husband building a snow people display of his Christmas wish and his wife breaking the bad news to him. The inside of the card reads “Don’t blow it! Have a very Merry Christmas!” |
| Product Id: | 1338846 |
Tap That Mrs. Claus Adult Humor Christmas Greeting…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Go get some this Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | You don't have to be an elf to like this naughty elf card from NobleWorks Cards! |
| Product Id: | 1090192 |
Fuck It Santa Season Greetings Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Fucking Christmas! |
| Artist: | Tom Cheney |
| Product Id: | 994855 |
Fruit Cake Dungeon Humor Christmas Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Merry Fucking Christmas. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | No one likes fruitcake. NOBODY! Spread the word everyone already knows with this hilariously naughty greeting card! |
| Product Id: | 1090222 |
Simply Black - Anything for Christmas card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Including me |
| Artist: | simply black |
| Product Id: | 1167930 |
Merry F---Ing Christmas Funny Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | HO HO HO! |
| Artist: | NobleWorks |
| Product Id: | 994723 |
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