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An amusing treat for the Christmas reindeer cartoo…
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Inside Text: to blow a few bucks. Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Our snowy Christmas scene takes place at the stables where the reindeer are anxiously awaiting ... something. Everyone involved needs a merry Christmas and this card might be what your friends need. Don't blow the chance to purchase this beauty!
Product Id: 1426752
Crabby Holidays African American Stocking Stuffer …
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Inside Text: Happy Holidays
Artist: scott clarke
Product Id: 537495
Sexy Mrs. Claus gets a second job..-Humor, Mrs. Cl…
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Inside Text: You know the economy is bad when Mrs. Claus has to take on a part time job! "HO HO HO" Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 522192
Humorous Christmas Decorating Naked card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas
Artist: Boon
Artist Notes: Global warming has the side effect of being able to decorate naked. Yikes! Cover the kids eyes here comes dad decking the halls in his birthday suit.
Product Id: 1414772
Christmas Card You Had Me At Ho, Ho, Ho! card
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Inside Text: So now it’s time to be jolly! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Christmas card with a cartoon of a woman holding a wine glass. The words, on a red background, say You Had Me At Ho Ho Ho! Inside says, So now it's time to be jolly!
Product Id: 1552304
Adult Christmas Card With Santa Checking His List …
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Inside Text: ... I’m glad I helped you make the NAUGHTY list! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/sexy Christmas card with a cartoon of Santa looking at his list. The words on the front say, Santa's checking his list ... Inside says,... I'm glad I helped you make the NAUGHTY list!
Product Id: 1480110
Christmas Affection - Adult Sexy card
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Inside Text: But those restraining orders can really get in the way this time of year. Happy Holidays!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 514685
Toys? - Playful Sexy Elf - Adult card
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Inside Text: New toys? I really like the toys we already play with better than anything! The holidays have been so busy. We haven’t have time to "play." Can we make a "play date" to play with my favorite toy of all time, you? Let’s play! MERRY CHRISTMAS SEXY!!!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: This playful Christmas elf pauses to say "Let's play!" to their partner in a fun sexy way.
Product Id: 967871
Sexy Christmas greeting, Lady in black dress lying…
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Inside Text: Shall we wait up for Santa together this Christmas?
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Now that the tree is all done up ... what shall we do?
Product Id: 975913
Naughty Nice Gauge Redhead Adult Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope your season is naughty and nice!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A greeting card for the naughty guy or gal you know!
Product Id: 1090278
Creatures are Stirring card
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Inside Text: Happy Holidays
Artist: JasonShelf
Artist Notes: Twas the night before Christmas...and Santa takes a moment away from work, apparently.
Product Id: 527028
Adult Paper Training Christmas Holiday - FUNNY car…
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Inside Text: From comic books to porn! Next they will want the Internet in there. Good grief! Happy Holidays
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 506530
Adult Christmas Card It’s Deck The HALLS With Boug…
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Christmas Card with a cartoon shows an angry woman yelling at a naked man. There's a wreath of holly at his crotch. She says: Hubert, you know I said to deck the HALLS with boughs of holly! Inside says: Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1606924
Two Things You’d Like For Christmas card
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Inside Text: Peace on earth and goodwill toward men, right? (What else did you expect?) MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277333
Humorous Christmas Card With Elf You Know Why Sant…
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Inside Text: He knows where all the naughty girls live! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Christmas card, with a cartoon elf asking the question: Do you know why Santa's so jolly? Inside says: He knows where all the naughty girls live! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1630830
Adult Christmas, Sexy Old-Style Pin-Up Girl, HO, H…
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Inside Text: Santa, I’ve been a naughty piece of work this year. XXX
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Adult and sexy Christmas card. Old style pin-up lady is ready for her special kiss from Santa. Wrapped in a swirling red ribbon. HO, HO, HO! text in white on a red banner. Woman courtesy of j4p4n/OpenClipArt.
Product Id: 1345358
Simply Black - Merry Christmas MILF card
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Inside Text: All I want for Christmas this year is You.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1377302
Humorous Adult Christmas With Sexy Cartoon I Put O…
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Inside Text: I’m talking about milk and cookies, of course! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Christmas card with a cartoon showing a sexy woman in a red dress. The words say: I put out for Santa! Inside says: I'm talking about milk and cookies! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1628760
Good Girls: STR8 Holiday card
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Inside Text: Hope You’ve Been a ’Good Girl’ This Year Happy Holidays!
Artist: Reel Cards
Artist Notes: Built guy wearing a T-shirt telling you where Good Girls Go. A fun/naughty way to send a holiday greeting. If they can let MILF cards go through...why not this?
Product Id: 480306
Naughty Santa - Funny card
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Inside Text: Then I may give you some money.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 537940
F’ing Ho Humorous Card Showing a Vintage Retro Sty…
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Inside Text: Merry F*ing Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Jolly Old Saint Nick finally bellows it like it is, on this colorful and colorful language Xmas card. Crusty Kris Kingle is pictured in his red and white suit flying through the blue, moonlit night sky, his eight trusty brown reindeer in harness and pulling his gift-laden sleigh, as he cries out his famous ho-ho-ho's, with some added foulness, to the hushed, snow-clad, green treed Christmas Eve world below. Strike just the right nostalgic saucy and sassy note this year, by letting fly with this fine, funny, profane seasonal good cheer and swear greeting.
Product Id: 1543876
Season’s Bullshit Humor Christmas Card Showing Vin…
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Inside Text: Oh shit, another Christmas! Merry Christmas
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: For those who enjoy a slightly irreverent, not to say downright profane, take on the Xmas season, there's this colorful, off-color card to greet the Noel. A yellow sleigh pulled by two horses is pictured skimming along a winter wonderland complete with lit-up houses and snow-laden evergreen trees. Peaceful, traditional, nostalgic, lovely, Christmassy - and all that BS! Give the gift of salty festive laughter and good sassy cheer this year, by sending out this pink and red and green and white-shaded and blue-worded Yuletide greeting.
Product Id: 1543916
Weed Season’s Greenings - Marijuana Christmas card
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Artist: Sue Nollmeyer
Artist Notes: Welcome to the 21st century ... they say "Any Card Imaginable," so here's one. A different take on the usual Christmas holiday card with a photograph of a marijuana plant with the words "Season's Greenings!" with a Santa hat on top of the capital S. This is in no way promoting drug use of any kind. I do have to say though, tinctures made from marijuana are helping people and especially children all over the world with a variety of ailments and I feel we have just begun to see it's organic benefits. You can use your imagination by adding your own inner verse.
Product Id: 1459764
Mommy’s Kissing Santa card
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Inside Text: Please remember to take it upstairs this time Happy Holidays!
Artist: Jessica Hughes
Product Id: 534462
Useful Advice card
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Inside Text: To my Hubby
Artist: Eric Pless
Product Id: 444930
Christmas Romance Adult Sexy card
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Inside Text: Let’s take off our shoes and go from there. Merry Christmas
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 526081
Simply Black - Merry Christmas card
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Inside Text: Do you want to f*ck?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1420020
Jingle Your Bells card
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Inside Text: And That’s YOURS... Merry Christmas
Artist: Markess A. Wilder
Artist Notes: From my CHOCOLATE-FRO Collection... My bro Charmer - Drop by ofter for more cool cards from him. I can also customize the words on the front if you want it to say something different. Also the Afro pick, pants, and glasses frames colors can all be changes to fit you.
Product Id: 530538
Santa’s Christmas Surprise card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!!!
Artist: Tom Cole
Artist Notes: Santa's Surprise
Product Id: 942222
Cartoon Naked Man Wearing Mistletoe Jumping Out of…
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Inside Text: And Happy New Year!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A cartoon naked man, wearing only mistletoe, is jumping out of a large white Christmas cake, which is decorated with holly. The man is saying 'Happy Christmas'.
Product Id: 1366024
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