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Hope your holidays are a smash!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Another hilarious Christmas card.
Reviews for Recalculating Santa GPS Sleigh Funny Christmas Card
"This was not my first order" By Charles C - December 14th, 2017
I am disabled, and unable to get out and shop for cards. I have used Greeting Card Universe for years now, and my card shopping is as easy as making a few clicks on my mouse. The exact card I want, with the sentiment and close that I want. I also get to choose the text color and style that suits me. Unlike going to the store, and wading through a bunch of cards that have been handled by possibly dozens of dirty hands, and then having to settle for a sentiment that might express how you feel (probably close, but not exactly). Then you have to take them home, address them, and mail them. Greeting Card Universe does all that, or they will send them to you to mail, but the card will be exactly as you want it to be. One of my pet peeves is finding a card in a store, and having to search for an envelope. Maybe I might find the exact one, or maybe just one that is close. They you hope the envelope is clean, and does not have someone's smudged fingerprints all over it. Greeting Card Universe ships the card and envelope together in a bubble wrap envelope, which is placed in a stiff mailing envelope. They care about how you receive their cards. In conclusion, the convenience and cost for these cards and the service provided is far superior to the hassle of shopping the "card aisle" at the store.
"Funny Card for Dear Friend" By Gayle T - December 8th, 2016
Card was for a dear friend who needed a 'lift in spirits' for the Christmas season.
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Christine - Dec 12th, 2013“Loved all the cards that I ordered. I've mailed some of the, already and gotten a chortle or two from the ones I sent. I will check in with other categories as time goes by.”
Mary - Dec 23rd, 2017“I was glad to find a card that would appeal to new drivers.”