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Divorce Announcements

Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)

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Divorced! card
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Inside Text: It’s final, we are divorced and I enjoy my new freedom!
Artist: Studio Porto Sabbia
Artist Notes: Created from an original Studio Porto Sabbia photo!
Product Id: 551002
Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand (Supply A…
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Inside Text: My spouse demanded; I supplied. However, there was no equilibrium. I am getting a divorce to regain my equilibrium.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Artist Notes: If you are announcing your divorce, you'll enjoy informing others with a dose of economic supply and demand humor. Comes with the external saying: "Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand".
Product Id: 851804
Divorce card - funny - break up card
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Inside Text: That’s what I said! No - Just kidding! The divorce is final!
Artist: Saleire
Product Id: 1342054
Can’t, live, without, leave card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 442997
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: This relationship is over! I’d rather play dead then run around with you anymore!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: This relationship is over. I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!
Product Id: 580253
Simply black - you and me are over card
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Inside Text: Sorry but it’s over.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874417
Like The Inevitable Separation Of Continents (Laur…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: We have decided to separate.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Artist Notes: If your relationship has been split up like the two main land masses / continents a couple hundred millions of years ago, you'll enjoy sending this card featuring geek humor. Let others know of your separation / divorce with a dose of educational, scientific attitude! Note: Text can be modified.
Product Id: 844749
Custom Divorced Photo Card
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Inside Text: I’m not ashamed and I’m not sad. I’m happy and relieved! Just thought you’d like to know!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: Dear Customer - you can change the image and text as you desire. Enjoy!
Product Id: 1028333
Spanish Black Divorce Announcement, Divorcio españ…
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Inside Text: Esto es todo lo que queda de lo hermoso que fue nuestra relación.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: You can use this card to announce a break-up, or to let someone know that they are just not special, anymore.I will be glad to provide this card can be in any language you need. Please feel free to personalize your card by changing the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 359673
Divorced guy has to train his replacement. I’m fre…
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Inside Text: ... But other than that, I’m FREE!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 888606
Ex-wife gets house and car and.... Divorce announc…
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Inside Text: BUT IT’S FINALLY OVER!!!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 695103
Not outdoorsy type card
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Inside Text: It’s final! Phew!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 442986
Divorce, court, house, car, tobacco, settlement ca…
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Inside Text: ...But at least it’s over!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 478408
Divorced guy learns that what women really want is…
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Inside Text: It was expensive, but I’m available again!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 881870
Queen got the castle. Divorce card
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Inside Text: But it’s finally over — that’s the important thing!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 763854
Adios Bucko! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Howling at the Moon Cards
Product Id: 441453
Divorce card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Clara Chandler
Product Id: 76408
Out of Here card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Aries Art
Artist Notes: Ducks swimming in the water.
Product Id: 378298
I Have Just Been Served, Divorce Papers Announceme…
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Inside Text: ... and it wasn’t soup! The divorce papers arrived.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: I Have Just Been Served, and it wasn't soup! Divorce papers announcement greeting card with gold toned frame. Black and white illustration of a formal waiter with suit and bow tie, carrying a platter and tureen.
Product Id: 1450048
Divorce Break Up Announcement, Be His card
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Inside Text: ... don’t "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Need an announcement for a divorce or break up? Contemporary greeting card with a shattered heart on the cover with "Be His ..." text in black. Simple card to get your message across.
Product Id: 771492
We’re Getting Divorced Announcement card
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Inside Text: We are divorcing.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Artist Notes: Announcing a divorce is a sad thing to do. This card makes a clear, elegant illustrated statement about what has happened.
Product Id: 1312402
Amusing announcement of breaking up and mirrors ca…
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Inside Text: Mirrors, the ice shelf and space junk aren’t the only things breaking up. We are. I only hope this is all followed by some good luck.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Some things don't last very long, like mishandled mirrors or mishandled relationships. If your relationship is shattered this cartoon card might be the perfect vehicle to make that announcement.
Product Id: 1454360
Amusing divorce announcement card
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Inside Text: The locksmith is done and the chains are off ... My divorce is FINAL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Maybe the lawyers and counseling should be done before the marriage? Maybe the lawyers should be counseled? The verse announces your divorce.
Product Id: 1221402
Humorous break-up announcement from Lover’s Leap c…
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Inside Text: I thought I’d let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon scene with the dummy on Lover's Leap is the cover for a very sad announcement. This is a card to a buyer that wants to announce to his/her friends that there's been a break-up or a divorce.
Product Id: 1227836
Amusing Lover’s Leap break-up and good bye cartoon…
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Inside Text: You’ve finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You’ve trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You’ll never understand how much pain you’ve piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Our cartoon tour guide is showing a couple the final end to Lover's Leap, the historic site where scorned lovers have flung themselves into the abyss for centuries. They'd have a hard time of it now. The card is sent to someone who has trashed a relationship.
Product Id: 1419868
Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon card
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Inside Text: I thought I’d let you know that my current relationship just didn’t work out. We’ve mutually agreed to break up.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: This card is an announcement of a mutual breakup. It might have been written by the man in the cartoon.
Product Id: 1410986
Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon …
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Inside Text: Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The wife-carrying contest is a real-life contest, run in England and several other oddball places. When you've carried someone as long as you can at some point it's over. This is an announcement of divorce from one's wife.
Product Id: 1415596
Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon car…
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Inside Text: I’m breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You may use this card to initiate a break-up between you and your partner. Sometimes it's a telegram, an email, a cell phone call or a glass of Chardonnay into a face. Maybe try this card first ...
Product Id: 1311932
Funny sorry to announce divorce from him and lawye…
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Inside Text: I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but it was his stones and I’m free now to change my name!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You've developed a set of stones and are divorcing him. You have a new name in your future and this is your announcement to friends and family.
Product Id: 1509104
You broke my heart, goodbye photo card
Customize: Cover photo, inside text
Inside Text: GOODBYE.
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1416724
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