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Announcements > Divorce / Break up Announcements
Divorce Announcements
Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)
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Spouse is always wrong card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | none |
| Product Id: | 138587 |
Divorce card with humour card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | A D.I.V.O.R.C.E |
| Artist: | Moonlake |
| Product Id: | 358740 |
I am divorced card, Indian tiger is going away car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m Divorced! |
| Artist: | Sergey Korotkov |
| Product Id: | 870847 |
For ex boyfriend, fish on plate, humor, card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I think so. To my ex-boyfriend |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a frightened, whimsical fish on a blue and white plate with a serve of potato chips.There is a knife ( with a glint) and fork each side of the plate, and the tablecloth is red and pink floral."Are you the one I should have thrown back? " is written in white across the top of the card.Drawing and artwork by Mary Taylor. This card refers to the old saying "the fish that should have been thrown back and not kept" |
| Product Id: | 904671 |
Divorce, irreconcilable, differences card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It’s final! Over with! Done! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 449197 |
Good riddance - Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Araceli Kopiloff |
| Artist Notes: | Outside reads: Good riddance to him. You deserve better orgasms! |
| Product Id: | 1171650 |
For boyfriend,Breaking up, Ouch.Goodbye card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | THAT HURT! Time to say goodbye. |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts the word "ouch" written in colourful block letters, with grumpy faces. this is on a blue brick effect, graffiti look background edged in white. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876040 |
Funny sorry to announce divorce from him and lawye…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but it was his stones and I’m free now to change my name! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You've developed a set of stones and are divorcing him. You have a new name in your future and this is your announcement to friends and family. |
| Product Id: | 1509104 |
Break Up Sink, Funny card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...that I won’t see you anymore. But, before you close that door- Don’t let it hit you in the butt! |
| Artist: | Bright |
| Artist Notes: | Photo and digital card design by Bright. Celebrar is celebrate in English. Enjoy! |
| Product Id: | 575800 |
Divorced In Convulsions card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ...but it’s all over now.... WHEW! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 248124 |
Full, bloom, life, fertilizer, divorce card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | IT’S OVER! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 446547 |
Smarter Than You Look card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’M ON THE PROWL AGAIN. WISH ME LUCK! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 237018 |
Amusing you’re an ass declaration cartoon card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... By you but now I see you’re a real asshole. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The front is a colorful parade of pachyderms, trunk to tail, The middle elephant is blinded, dazzled by what's in his or her view. This card is a straight-up declaration of dislike. |
| Product Id: | 1365748 |
Splitting Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Clara Chandler |
| Product Id: | 76412 |
Divorce/Separation Announcement card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I can’t keep searching for something that isn’t there. We are done, through, kaput, finished, over. |
| Artist: | Whisper Gently |
| Artist Notes: | Some things do not live up to the promises made Your gentle artist, Whisper |
| Product Id: | 439490 |
Divorce Break Up Announcement, Be Hers Announcemen…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... don’t "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye! |
| Artist: | Shoaff-Ballanger Studios |
| Artist Notes: | Break up / divorce announcement for that special someone you can't stand to love anymore. Don't "Be Mine", "Be Hers" contemporary greeting card with a dark red heart with a hole blasted into it. Personalize the message inside if desired. |
| Product Id: | 771493 |
Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand (Supply A…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | My spouse demanded; I supplied. However, there was no equilibrium. I am getting a divorce to regain my equilibrium. |
| Artist: | Crumbs & Shards |
| Artist Notes: | If you are announcing your divorce, you'll enjoy informing others with a dose of economic supply and demand humor. Comes with the external saying: "Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand". |
| Product Id: | 851804 |
AMICABLE DIVORCE card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 245106 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | This relationship is over! I’d rather play dead then run around with you anymore! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | This relationship is over. I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore! |
| Product Id: | 580253 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Black and White |
| Product Id: | 580256 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’d rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Cactus |
| Product Id: | 580278 |
Divorce is Final - from a Guy card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We better drink down her half of the Booze supply before she does it herself! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 238008 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our love is like a dried up river bed! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Canyon |
| Product Id: | 580301 |
Dumped Him Finally card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I want to CELEBRATE! (and I need your help!) |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 217294 |
Divorced guy learns that what women really want is…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It was expensive, but I’m available again! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 881870 |
AMICABLE card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | IT WASN’T EASY, BUT NOW I’M BACK IN CIRCULATION! |
| Artist: | Baloo |
| Product Id: | 238289 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | crocodile and saber-tooth |
| Product Id: | 580321 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Canyon walls |
| Product Id: | 580328 |
Divorce or Break-Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We always saw eye-to-eye, not to mention nose-to-nose and toe-to-toe. |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | You can personalize this card by changing the inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 355249 |
Amusing announcement of a break up & strong emotio…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We’re breaking up as a couple. There aren’t enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | This cartoon is the cover for your announcement, the announcement of your break up as a couple and the news that you won't ever be back together again. |
| Product Id: | 1451518 |
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