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Divorce Announcements

Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)

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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
For boyfriend,Breaking up, Ouch.Goodbye card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: THAT HURT! Time to say goodbye.
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: This card depicts the word "ouch" written in colourful block letters, with grumpy faces. this is on a blue brick effect, graffiti look background edged in white. Artwork by Mary Taylor.
Product Id: 876040
Break Up Sink, Funny card
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Inside Text: ...that I won’t see you anymore. But, before you close that door- Don’t let it hit you in the butt!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: Photo and digital card design by Bright. Celebrar is celebrate in English. Enjoy!
Product Id: 575800
Divorced In Convulsions card
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Inside Text: ...but it’s all over now.... WHEW!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 248124
Full, bloom, life, fertilizer, divorce card
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Inside Text: IT’S OVER!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 446547
Smarter Than You Look card
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Inside Text: I’M ON THE PROWL AGAIN. WISH ME LUCK!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 237018
Divorce/Separation Announcement card
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Inside Text: I can’t keep searching for something that isn’t there. We are done, through, kaput, finished, over.
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: Some things do not live up to the promises made Your gentle artist, Whisper
Product Id: 439490
Divorce Break Up Announcement, Be Hers Announcemen…
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Inside Text: ... don’t "Be Mine" anymore. The hole you blasted in my heart is gonna take a long time to heal. Good-bye!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Break up / divorce announcement for that special someone you can't stand to love anymore. Don't "Be Mine", "Be Hers" contemporary greeting card with a dark red heart with a hole blasted into it. Personalize the message inside if desired.
Product Id: 771493
Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand (Supply A…
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Inside Text: My spouse demanded; I supplied. However, there was no equilibrium. I am getting a divorce to regain my equilibrium.
Artist: Crumbs & Shards
Artist Notes: If you are announcing your divorce, you'll enjoy informing others with a dose of economic supply and demand humor. Comes with the external saying: "Divorce Is A Matter Of Supply And Demand".
Product Id: 851804
AMICABLE DIVORCE card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 245106
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: This relationship is over! I’d rather play dead then run around with you anymore!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: This relationship is over. I'd rather play dead then run around with you anymore!
Product Id: 580253
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Black and White
Product Id: 580256
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: I’d rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Cactus
Product Id: 580278
Divorce is Final - from a Guy card
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Inside Text: We better drink down her half of the Booze supply before she does it herself!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 238008
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Our love is like a dried up river bed!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Canyon
Product Id: 580301
Dumped Him Finally card
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Inside Text: I want to CELEBRATE! (and I need your help!)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 217294
Divorced guy learns that what women really want is…
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Inside Text: It was expensive, but I’m available again!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 881870
AMICABLE card
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Inside Text: IT WASN’T EASY, BUT NOW I’M BACK IN CIRCULATION!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 238289
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: crocodile and saber-tooth
Product Id: 580321
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Canyon walls
Product Id: 580328
Divorce or Break-Up card
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Inside Text: We always saw eye-to-eye, not to mention nose-to-nose and toe-to-toe.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: You can personalize this card by changing the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 355249
Amusing announcement of a break up & strong emotio…
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Inside Text: We’re breaking up as a couple. There aren’t enough tools in the toolbox to put us back together.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: This cartoon is the cover for your announcement, the announcement of your break up as a couple and the news that you won't ever be back together again.
Product Id: 1451518
Divorce Announcement Retro City Movie Poster with …
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Inside Text: It’s final. FREEDOM!
Artist: Norma Cornes
Artist Notes: Announce you divorce with style. Let everybody know that you are single. A retro city with a Batman-like spotlight lighting up the words 'I'M SINGLE!'. Please see all the cards in this series, including cards for family members, all ages, and party invitations
Product Id: 631234
Divorce Finalized Card - Amber Trapped Insect card
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Inside Text: No longer trapped! My divorce is final.
Artist: Liz Minkert Johnson
Artist Notes: An insect trapped in amber for centuries is an apt symbol of someone wanting out of an unsuccessful marriage. This card announces a divorce has been finalized.
Product Id: 1034771
We’ve split! Let the games begin. card
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Inside Text: We’ve split! Let the games begin
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 451113
Stick it in your ear! Blank Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: You can personalize this card by changing the inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 355882
Relationship is over Announcement card
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Inside Text: We’ve decided to split. The house will not be the same. Just thought you should know.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 413498
Divorce card - funny - break up card
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Inside Text: That’s what I said! No - Just kidding! The divorce is final!
Artist: Saleire
Product Id: 1342054
Can’t, live, without, leave card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 442997
Simply black - you and me are over card
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Inside Text: Sorry but it’s over.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 874417
Baseball three strikes you are out break-up card
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Inside Text: You’re OUT! (And so is your gear!)
Artist: Kristine Kainer
Artist Notes: This break-up, end of relationship card is from an original acrylic painting of a baseball by Texas artist Kristine Kainer.
Product Id: 1120700
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