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Announcements > Divorce / Break up Announcements
Divorce Announcements
Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)
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Divorce, Horse in the Hay card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I heard about your divorce. No more sleeping in the barn for you? |
| Artist: | Amber Parker |
| Artist Notes: | I went to feed Bandera one morning, and she looked like she had a really tough night. |
| Product Id: | 650318 |
Broken free, I am divorced announcement card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Norma Cornes |
| Artist Notes: | A broken link on a chain with a rainbow in the background. A divorce announcement with impact. |
| Product Id: | 198259 |
UnCivil Divorce Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It’s Finally Legal! Let’s Party!! |
| Artist: | © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte |
| Artist Notes: | Filing for divorce can seem hard but in the south they always make a point! Drama can be a lot of fun especially when your spouse is a ranger! |
| Product Id: | 723828 |
Worlds breaking up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together! |
| Artist: | Krystyna Luczak |
| Product Id: | 450688 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You have successfully eliminated all of the color from my life! However, without you, black and white is more colorful than our relationship was! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Black and White |
| Product Id: | 580256 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’d rather make love to a cactus...at least I would feel it! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Cactus |
| Product Id: | 580278 |
Divorce is Final - from a Lady card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 238010 |
Baseball three strikes you are out break-up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’re OUT! (And so is your gear!) |
| Artist: | Kristine Kainer |
| Artist Notes: | This break-up, end of relationship card is from an original acrylic painting of a baseball by Texas artist Kristine Kainer. |
| Product Id: | 1120700 |
Baseball three strikes you are out break-up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’re OUT! (And so is your gear!) |
| Artist: | Kristine Kainer |
| Artist Notes: | This break-up, end of relationship card is from an original acrylic painting of a baseball by Texas artist Kristine Kainer. |
| Product Id: | 1120700 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Look, a mountain goat! It’s so much more interesting then you, see ya! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Mountain Goat |
| Product Id: | 580293 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Why WOOD you break my heart! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Broken Heart |
| Product Id: | 580299 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our love is like a dried up river bed! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Canyon |
| Product Id: | 580301 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Bridge to beauty |
| Product Id: | 580305 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears... |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Scenery |
| Product Id: | 584154 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our relationship is pre-historic! Good bye! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | crocodile and saber-tooth |
| Product Id: | 580321 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Getting through these marvelous canyon walls is so much easier without you leeching on to my side! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Canyon walls |
| Product Id: | 580328 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ’Cause I’m a dancing tree...living without you so happily! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Dancing Tree |
| Product Id: | 580332 |
Divorce announcement, cat card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic.... |
| Artist: | ©barbara schreiber |
| Product Id: | 197838 |
Break-up Announcement, Missed Signs card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now that we’ve managed to read and interpret them, we’ve decided to part company. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | The back view of three road signs; they are nearly impossible to read that way. |
| Product Id: | 472195 |
Blank You and Be Gone card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Be gone from my sight. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | An elaborately ornamented design in white on black damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited... |
| Product Id: | 465541 |
Blank You and Be Gone card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Be gone from my sight. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | An elaborately ornamented design in black on grey damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited... |
| Product Id: | 465543 |
We Should Split card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We seem to have, in all but name, already. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | A log that is splitting, to suggest that a relationship has come to an end |
| Product Id: | 501433 |
Divorce , breakup, traffic signs. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I am now DIVORCED. I should have read the signs! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876329 |
For ex-boyfriend, breakup, traffic signs. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To my ex-boyfriend. I should have read the signs! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876330 |
Divorce ,Warning, Zebra crossing.Humor card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I should have read all the warning signs! I am now free of my marriage at last! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a black and white drawing of a Zebra, on a yellow background."Warning, Zebra crossing", is written in red. Pen and ink Drawing by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 871535 |
Dear John card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Stephen Orsillo |
| Artist Notes: | Dear John Original Photo by Steve Orsillo. Dear John! written in script on front of card, blank on the inside. |
| Product Id: | 289156 |
Divorce card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | mel rigot |
| Product Id: | 360630 |
Break-up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Araceli Kopiloff |
| Artist Notes: | Outside reads: He was a weasel!!! Congratulations on getting rid of him! |
| Product Id: | 1171652 |
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED - HUMOR - MONEY …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | . . . I think I’ll just give my house to the next woman I meet. |
| Artist: | Dumb As A Rock |
| Artist Notes: | If you love off the wall funny greeting cards then you'll love Dumb As A Rock Greetings. Check out the hilarious "I Have Decided Not To Get Married . . . I Think I'll Just Give My House To The Next Woman I Meet." greeting card. |
| Product Id: | 1083316 |
THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE, girl and bird card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a drawing in black , white and red of a girl with a bird on her head."Thank you for setting me free" is written in black. |
| Product Id: | 1160808 |
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