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Announcements > Divorce / Break up Announcements
Divorce Announcements
Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)
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Amusing Lover’s Leap break-up and good bye cartoon…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’ve finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You’ve trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You’ll never understand how much pain you’ve piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | Our cartoon tour guide is showing a couple the final end to Lover's Leap, the historic site where scorned lovers have flung themselves into the abyss for centuries. They'd have a hard time of it now. The card is sent to someone who has trashed a relationship. |
| Product Id: | 1419868 |
Amusing Divorce Announcement and Life-saving Decis…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m sorry and saddened to announce we’re divorcing. But please know I’m taking this solemn step to save my very life. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | A cartoon linked to the announcement of a life-saving divorce. |
| Product Id: | 1598372 |
Male’s Announcement of a Break Up and Failure Cart…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We’re breaking up and it’s a very tough thing to do. I’m not certain what happened but I accept the majority of the blame and failure. I’m working on a future so stay tuned. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You're breaking up. It's extremely difficult and you're trying to get a grip on why it's happened this way. Let your friends know you're working on a positive future. |
| Product Id: | 1598378 |
Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I thought I’d let you know that my current relationship just didn’t work out. We’ve mutually agreed to break up. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | This card is an announcement of a mutual breakup. It might have been written by the man in the cartoon. |
| Product Id: | 1410986 |
The Revelation End of a Relationship Ending in Car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | My relationship is coming apart and it’s a very tough thing on me. I’m not certain what happened but I’m working through understanding why. I appreciate your thoughts and support. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You're relationship is ending and you're sharing that ending with a few people that care. Introspection should be your guide and hopefully you can understand the how and why of your parting. |
| Product Id: | 1598380 |
Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The wife-carrying contest is a real-life contest, run in England and several other oddball places. When you've carried someone as long as you can at some point it's over. This is an announcement of divorce from one's wife. |
| Product Id: | 1415596 |
Amusing Announcement of Woman’s Well-deserved Divo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You've finally achieved a well-deserved divorce and release from the person you thought you knew. Keep some souvenirs but move on with your new happiness. |
| Product Id: | 1567418 |
Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You may use this card to initiate a break-up between you and your partner. Sometimes it's a telegram, an email, a cell phone call or a glass of Chardonnay into a face. Maybe try this card first ... |
| Product Id: | 1311932 |
You broke my heart, goodbye photo card
| Customize: | Cover photo, inside text |
| Inside Text: | GOODBYE. |
| Artist: | a s y r u m |
| Product Id: | 1416724 |
Full Stop! - Divorce, Break up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We have to bring our life into focus. |
| Artist: | Ya-graphic |
| Product Id: | 139846 |
UnCivil Divorce Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It’s Finally Legal! Let’s Party!! |
| Artist: | © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte |
| Artist Notes: | Filing for divorce can seem hard but in the south they always make a point! Drama can be a lot of fun especially when your spouse is a ranger! |
| Product Id: | 723828 |
Worlds breaking up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together! |
| Artist: | Krystyna Luczak |
| Product Id: | 450688 |
Divorce is Final - from a Lady card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 238010 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Look, a mountain goat! It’s so much more interesting then you, see ya! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Mountain Goat |
| Product Id: | 580293 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Why WOOD you break my heart! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Broken Heart |
| Product Id: | 580299 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Bridge to beauty |
| Product Id: | 580305 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears... |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Scenery |
| Product Id: | 584154 |
THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE, girl and bird card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a drawing in black , white and red of a girl with a bird on her head."Thank you for setting me free" is written in black. |
| Product Id: | 1160808 |
Divorce announcement, cat card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic.... |
| Artist: | ©barbara schreiber |
| Product Id: | 197838 |
Divorce , breakup, traffic signs. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I am now DIVORCED. I should have read the signs! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876329 |
For ex-boyfriend, breakup, traffic signs. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To my ex-boyfriend. I should have read the signs! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876330 |
Divorce ,Warning, Zebra crossing.Humor card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I should have read all the warning signs! I am now free of my marriage at last! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a black and white drawing of a Zebra, on a yellow background."Warning, Zebra crossing", is written in red. Pen and ink Drawing by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 871535 |
Dear John card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Stephen Orsillo |
| Artist Notes: | Dear John Original Photo by Steve Orsillo. Dear John! written in script on front of card, blank on the inside. |
| Product Id: | 289156 |
Break-up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Araceli Kopiloff |
| Artist Notes: | Outside reads: He was a weasel!!! Congratulations on getting rid of him! |
| Product Id: | 1171652 |
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED - HUMOR - MONEY …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | . . . I think I’ll just give my house to the next woman I meet. |
| Artist: | Dumb As A Rock |
| Artist Notes: | If you love off the wall funny greeting cards then you'll love Dumb As A Rock Greetings. Check out the hilarious "I Have Decided Not To Get Married . . . I Think I'll Just Give My House To The Next Woman I Meet." greeting card. |
| Product Id: | 1083316 |
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