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Divorce Announcements

Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)

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Humorous break-up announcement from Lover’s Leap c…
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Inside Text: I thought I’d let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon scene with the dummy on Lover's Leap is the cover for a very sad announcement. This is a card to a buyer that wants to announce to his/her friends that there's been a break-up or a divorce.
Product Id: 1227836
Amusing Lover’s Leap break-up and good bye cartoon…
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Inside Text: You’ve finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You’ve trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You’ll never understand how much pain you’ve piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Our cartoon tour guide is showing a couple the final end to Lover's Leap, the historic site where scorned lovers have flung themselves into the abyss for centuries. They'd have a hard time of it now. The card is sent to someone who has trashed a relationship.
Product Id: 1419868
Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon card
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Inside Text: I thought Iíd let you know that my current relationship just didnít work out. Weíve mutually agreed to break up.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: This card is an announcement of a mutual breakup. It might have been written by the man in the cartoon.
Product Id: 1410986
Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon …
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Inside Text: Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The wife-carrying contest is a real-life contest, run in England and several other oddball places. When you've carried someone as long as you can at some point it's over. This is an announcement of divorce from one's wife.
Product Id: 1415596
Amusing Announcement of Woman’s Well-deserved Divo…
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Inside Text: Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You've finally achieved a well-deserved divorce and release from the person you thought you knew. Keep some souvenirs but move on with your new happiness.
Product Id: 1567418
Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon car…
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Inside Text: I’m breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You may use this card to initiate a break-up between you and your partner. Sometimes it's a telegram, an email, a cell phone call or a glass of Chardonnay into a face. Maybe try this card first ...
Product Id: 1311932
Funny sorry to announce divorce from him and lawye…
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Inside Text: I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but it was his stones and I’m free now to change my name!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You've developed a set of stones and are divorcing him. You have a new name in your future and this is your announcement to friends and family.
Product Id: 1509104
You broke my heart, goodbye photo card
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Inside Text: GOODBYE.
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1416724
Full Stop! - Divorce, Break up card
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Inside Text: We have to bring our life into focus.
Artist: Ya-graphic
Product Id: 139846
Broken free, I am divorced announcement card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Norma Cornes
Artist Notes: A broken link on a chain with a rainbow in the background. A divorce announcement with impact.
Product Id: 198259
UnCivil Divorce Card
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Inside Text: It’s Finally Legal! Let’s Party!!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Artist Notes: Filing for divorce can seem hard but in the south they always make a point! Drama can be a lot of fun especially when your spouse is a ranger!
Product Id: 723828
Worlds breaking up card
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Inside Text: We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together!
Artist: Krystyna Luczak
Product Id: 450688
Divorce is Final - from a Lady card
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Inside Text: So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 238010
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Look, a mountain goat! It’s so much more interesting then you, see ya!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Mountain Goat
Product Id: 580293
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Why WOOD you break my heart!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Broken Heart
Product Id: 580299
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Bridge to beauty
Product Id: 580305
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears...
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Scenery
Product Id: 584154
Divorce announcement, cat card
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Inside Text: I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic....
Artist: ©barbara schreiber
Product Id: 197838
Break-up Announcement, Missed Signs card
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Inside Text: Now that we’ve managed to read and interpret them, we’ve decided to part company.
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: The back view of three road signs; they are nearly impossible to read that way.
Product Id: 472195
Blank You and Be Gone card
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Inside Text: Be gone from my sight.
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: An elaborately ornamented design in white on black damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited...
Product Id: 465541
Blank You and Be Gone card
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Inside Text: Be gone from my sight.
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: An elaborately ornamented design in black on grey damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited...
Product Id: 465543
We Should Split card
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Inside Text: We seem to have, in all but name, already.
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: A log that is splitting, to suggest that a relationship has come to an end
Product Id: 501433
Divorce , breakup, traffic signs. card
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Inside Text: I am now DIVORCED. I should have read the signs!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor.
Product Id: 876329
For ex-boyfriend, breakup, traffic signs. card
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Inside Text: To my ex-boyfriend. I should have read the signs!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor.
Product Id: 876330
Divorce ,Warning, Zebra crossing.Humor card
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Inside Text: I should have read all the warning signs! I am now free of my marriage at last!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: This card depicts a black and white drawing of a Zebra, on a yellow background."Warning, Zebra crossing", is written in red. Pen and ink Drawing by Mary Taylor.
Product Id: 871535
Dear John card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Stephen Orsillo
Artist Notes: Dear John Original Photo by Steve Orsillo. Dear John! written in script on front of card, blank on the inside.
Product Id: 289156
Break-up card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Araceli Kopiloff
Artist Notes: Outside reads: He was a weasel!!! Congratulations on getting rid of him!
Product Id: 1171652
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED - HUMOR - MONEY …
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Inside Text: . . . I think I’ll just give my house to the next woman I meet.
Artist: Dumb As A Rock
Artist Notes: If you love off the wall funny greeting cards then you'll love Dumb As A Rock Greetings. Check out the hilarious "I Have Decided Not To Get Married . . . I Think I'll Just Give My House To The Next Woman I Meet." greeting card.
Product Id: 1083316
THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE, girl and bird card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: This card depicts a drawing in black , white and red of a girl with a bird on her head."Thank you for setting me free" is written in black.
Product Id: 1160808
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