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Announcements > Divorce / Break up Announcements
Divorce Announcements
Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)
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Humorous break-up announcement from Lover’s Leap c…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I thought I’d let you know ... Sadly, my partner and I have decided to move on without each other. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The cartoon scene with the dummy on Lover's Leap is the cover for a very sad announcement. This is a card to a buyer that wants to announce to his/her friends that there's been a break-up or a divorce. |
| Product Id: | 1227836 |
Amusing Lover’s Leap break-up and good bye cartoon…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You’ve finally gone ahead and taken the leap that ends us. You’ve trashed our relationship and whatever we had has been buried. You’ll never understand how much pain you’ve piled on me and my final utterance, a quiet and small word and promise, is good bye. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | Our cartoon tour guide is showing a couple the final end to Lover's Leap, the historic site where scorned lovers have flung themselves into the abyss for centuries. They'd have a hard time of it now. The card is sent to someone who has trashed a relationship. |
| Product Id: | 1419868 |
Funny announcement of a breakup cartoon card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I thought I’d let you know that my current relationship just didn’t work out. We’ve mutually agreed to break up. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | This card is an announcement of a mutual breakup. It might have been written by the man in the cartoon. |
| Product Id: | 1410986 |
Amusing announcement of divorce from wife cartoon …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Our marriage is over. I carried her as long as I could but we both got lost on the course. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | The wife-carrying contest is a real-life contest, run in England and several other oddball places. When you've carried someone as long as you can at some point it's over. This is an announcement of divorce from one's wife. |
| Product Id: | 1415596 |
Amusing Announcement of Woman’s Well-deserved Divo…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulate me on my well-deserved divorce. I got more in the settlement than just rid of him! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You've finally achieved a well-deserved divorce and release from the person you thought you knew. Keep some souvenirs but move on with your new happiness. |
| Product Id: | 1567418 |
Funny break-up announcement to a lover cartoon car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I’m breaking up with you and sending you out to pasture. NO MORE FREE SAMPLES! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You may use this card to initiate a break-up between you and your partner. Sometimes it's a telegram, an email, a cell phone call or a glass of Chardonnay into a face. Maybe try this card first ... |
| Product Id: | 1311932 |
Funny sorry to announce divorce from him and lawye…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but it was his stones and I’m free now to change my name! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | You've developed a set of stones and are divorcing him. You have a new name in your future and this is your announcement to friends and family. |
| Product Id: | 1509104 |
You broke my heart, goodbye photo card
| Customize: | Cover photo, inside text |
| Inside Text: | GOODBYE. |
| Artist: | a s y r u m |
| Product Id: | 1416724 |
Full Stop! - Divorce, Break up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We have to bring our life into focus. |
| Artist: | Ya-graphic |
| Product Id: | 139846 |
Broken free, I am divorced announcement card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Norma Cornes |
| Artist Notes: | A broken link on a chain with a rainbow in the background. A divorce announcement with impact. |
| Product Id: | 198259 |
UnCivil Divorce Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It’s Finally Legal! Let’s Party!! |
| Artist: | © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte |
| Artist Notes: | Filing for divorce can seem hard but in the south they always make a point! Drama can be a lot of fun especially when your spouse is a ranger! |
| Product Id: | 723828 |
Worlds breaking up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We just wanted to let know that ____________ and ____________ are no longer together! |
| Artist: | Krystyna Luczak |
| Product Id: | 450688 |
Divorce is Final - from a Lady card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So come help me suck down all his Liquor before he hauls it away! |
| Artist: | Tom Rent |
| Artist Notes: | Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent |
| Product Id: | 238010 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Look, a mountain goat! It’s so much more interesting then you, see ya! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Mountain Goat |
| Product Id: | 580293 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Why WOOD you break my heart! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Broken Heart |
| Product Id: | 580299 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Since you left, I have found new bridges to cross! Thanks for letting me go! |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Bridge to beauty |
| Product Id: | 580305 |
Divorce/Break Up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your cold heart only left me with frozen tears... |
| Artist: | Jaymes Woode |
| Artist Notes: | Scenery |
| Product Id: | 584154 |
Divorce announcement, cat card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I am hereby announcing my divorce. I had to get rid of my husband, the cat was allergic.... |
| Artist: | ©barbara schreiber |
| Product Id: | 197838 |
Break-up Announcement, Missed Signs card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now that we’ve managed to read and interpret them, we’ve decided to part company. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | The back view of three road signs; they are nearly impossible to read that way. |
| Product Id: | 472195 |
Blank You and Be Gone card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Be gone from my sight. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | An elaborately ornamented design in white on black damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited... |
| Product Id: | 465541 |
Blank You and Be Gone card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Be gone from my sight. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | An elaborately ornamented design in black on grey damask, which at first glance might appear to be a thank-you card, really says, "Blank You" (as in wiping the slate clean) - or, it could be short for, "Blankety-blank You": your decision, depending on how the inside text is edited... |
| Product Id: | 465543 |
We Should Split card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | We seem to have, in all but name, already. |
| Artist: | MissPrinteditions |
| Artist Notes: | A log that is splitting, to suggest that a relationship has come to an end |
| Product Id: | 501433 |
Divorce , breakup, traffic signs. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I am now DIVORCED. I should have read the signs! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876329 |
For ex-boyfriend, breakup, traffic signs. card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | To my ex-boyfriend. I should have read the signs! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts signs saying,"Danger, bump ahead, stop, no standing, give way" etc, on a black background. Artwork by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 876330 |
Divorce ,Warning, Zebra crossing.Humor card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I should have read all the warning signs! I am now free of my marriage at last! |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a black and white drawing of a Zebra, on a yellow background."Warning, Zebra crossing", is written in red. Pen and ink Drawing by Mary Taylor. |
| Product Id: | 871535 |
Dear John card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Stephen Orsillo |
| Artist Notes: | Dear John Original Photo by Steve Orsillo. Dear John! written in script on front of card, blank on the inside. |
| Product Id: | 289156 |
Break-up card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Araceli Kopiloff |
| Artist Notes: | Outside reads: He was a weasel!!! Congratulations on getting rid of him! |
| Product Id: | 1171652 |
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED - HUMOR - MONEY …
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | . . . I think I’ll just give my house to the next woman I meet. |
| Artist: | Dumb As A Rock |
| Artist Notes: | If you love off the wall funny greeting cards then you'll love Dumb As A Rock Greetings. Check out the hilarious "I Have Decided Not To Get Married . . . I Think I'll Just Give My House To The Next Woman I Meet." greeting card. |
| Product Id: | 1083316 |
THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE, girl and bird card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Mary Taylor |
| Artist Notes: | This card depicts a drawing in black , white and red of a girl with a bird on her head."Thank you for setting me free" is written in black. |
| Product Id: | 1160808 |
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