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Divorce Announcements

Your relationship didn't work out as planned. We're sorry. You can deliver the bad news to friends and family by choosing a Divorce/Break Up Announcement from our 400+ unique designs. You've got enough stress. Just add your personal message, the cards are in the mail next business day. You can count on that (unlike your ex!)

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Divorce Witness Protection Program card
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Inside Text: ...but it’s over now... WHEW!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 272303
Break up, leave, go away, note on door! card
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Inside Text: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Product Id: 872240
Chickadee on Branch: Flying Solo: Breakup card
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Inside Text: Just Letting You Know That I Am Now Flying Solo
Artist: Joyce Geleynse
Artist Notes: This is my pastel painting of a chickadee perched on a snowy branch.
Product Id: 765686
Amusing announcement of ending a relationship cart…
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Inside Text: Our relationship’s been on a rough road for a long time but I finally got the stones to leave. Thanks for your support in my time of rebuilding.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon is a snapshot of a rocky relationship. The inside verse announces a divorce or a separation. When I finish the GIMP coloring on this pen and ink I'm going to go and toss out my mineral collection ...
Product Id: 1262678
Announcement/Divorce card
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Inside Text: . . . that we are going our separate ways. Our divorce is final. Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time.
Artist: Gail Pepin
Artist Notes: This is an announcement of a divorce, featuring 2 puffins. Image: US Fish and Wildlife Service.
Product Id: 559766
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Look...no more eggshells to walk on!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Scenery
Product Id: 580337
Amusing you’re an ass declaration cartoon card
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Inside Text: ... By you but now I see you’re a real asshole.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The front is a colorful parade of pachyderms, trunk to tail, The middle elephant is blinded, dazzled by what's in his or her view. This card is a straight-up declaration of dislike.
Product Id: 1365748
I quit You, Broken Relationship Words, Dark Humor,…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Nadine Archer Allen
Artist Notes: Inspired by my 5 year old grandson who was upset when I turned the car around rather than take him to the zoo when his behaviors weren't the best. "I quit you, Gramma," he said ...
Product Id: 901109
It’s Over, Separation Announcement, Bride and Groo…
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Inside Text: Just to let you know that our marriage has ended.
Artist: Kate Taylor
Original image by:
picturepartners/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: An image of a bride and groom cake toppers, set against a crisp white background. The words 'It's Over' accompany the image. A 'fun' card to announce a break up.
Product Id: 1260166
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: Our relationship has hit a dead-end!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Dead-end road
Product Id: 580303
A COVID-19 Related Break Up Announcement or Declar…
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Inside Text: It’s not the COVID-19. It really is you. You’ve been kicked off the island.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Break ups and divorces are another method of social distancing, sometimes for a good reason. Here is a COVID-19 related announcement.
Product Id: 1606534
Comic, sarcastic You Won card
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Inside Text: Yep, you’re a winner for certain. And I’m so, so glad to be the loser.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: I'm struck by the notion that everyone wins in a divorce or break-up. It just depends on your point of view. In my original cartoon the winner, self-proclaimed, has won something but still gets planted like everyone else. I hope his victory celebration was short. The dog understands ...
Product Id: 1194486
Cute Breakup card
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Inside Text: I’m dumping them, too.
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 753942
Funny break up announcement with elephants cartoon…
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Inside Text: Iím sorry we could never see eye to eye. Breaking up with you will be the best for us both.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon elephants are parading in a line, trunk to tail. The break up announcement card is from the person precipitating the break up. Some people, and elephants, sometimes can't see past their own noses.
Product Id: 1365406
It’s over, Divorce Announcement, Shouting Cat card
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Inside Text: My divorce is final. No more fighting like cats and dogs. I’m free again!
Artist: Barbara Schreiber
Artist Notes: A break up or divorce entrails a mixture of emotions, it can be painful and liberating at the same time. Announce your break up to friends and family members with this card featuring a cat yelling "It's over!". Text inside card (which can be edited) "My Divorce is final. No more fighting like cats and dogs! I'm free again!
Product Id: 1422038
Divorced Bald Man Shows Off His New Assets card
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Inside Text: Here’s to a new beginning
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: Here's a man that sees an upside to his divorce and is proudly showing off his new "assets" to another man whilst they are getting changed.
Product Id: 1434160
Divorced Lady clears away Ex Husbands belongings f…
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Inside Text: Best Wishes for a brighter future
Artist: Graham Cammillare
Artist Notes: My original take for the divorced lady to show that this can be a positive step and she can look forward to a brighter future
Product Id: 1434164
Breaking Up Divorce card
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Inside Text: ... unless it’s freeing me from you!
Artist: Donna Lorello
Artist Notes: This card made by Sunshine's Creative Endeavors features a heart brush created by Obsidian Dawn. Send your "ex" a special parting card. This card can be personalized to suit your needs. Thank you for visiting my store.
Product Id: 860516
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: A beautiful rocky ledge; A cool glassy river; Nature! Life is so peaceful without you!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Black and White
Product Id: 580281
Funny cartoon - divorce announcement card
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Inside Text: My divorce is final. The dreams of my marriage past have become shadows as I move forward in an undimmed journey of new, brilliant visions and dreams. I will shine.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon shows an unlucky man and a failed dream. The inside verse is an announcement of a divorce being final and a statement of strength.
Product Id: 1289644
Breaking up card
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Inside Text: Breaking up is hard to do. We have been couple for the long time but now we just wanted to let you know that ______________________ and _______________________ are no longer together.
Artist: Krystyna Luczak
Product Id: 450744
Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: It’s time to part ways!
Artist: Jaymes Woode
Artist Notes: Canyon
Product Id: 580313
Divorce, woman flying over beach card
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Inside Text: I’m free at last! We’re getting a divorce!
Artist: Geree McDermott
Artist Notes: An easy way to spead the news!
Product Id: 779920
Funny sorry to announce divorce from him and lawye…
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Inside Text: I wanted you to know of my divorce. It took a lot of stones to reach that decision but it was his stones and I’m free now to change my name!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: You've developed a set of stones and are divorcing him. You have a new name in your future and this is your announcement to friends and family.
Product Id: 1509104
Spouse is always wrong card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: none
Product Id: 138587
Divorce card with humour card
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Inside Text: A D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Artist: Moonlake
Product Id: 358740
I am divorced card, Indian tiger is going away car…
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Inside Text: I’m Divorced!
Artist: Sergey Korotkov
Product Id: 870847
For ex boyfriend, fish on plate, humor, card
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Inside Text: I think so. To my ex-boyfriend
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: This card depicts a frightened, whimsical fish on a blue and white plate with a serve of potato chips.There is a knife ( with a glint) and fork each side of the plate, and the tablecloth is red and pink floral."Are you the one I should have thrown back? " is written in white across the top of the card.Drawing and artwork by Mary Taylor. This card refers to the old saying "the fish that should have been thrown back and not kept"
Product Id: 904671
Divorce, irreconcilable, differences card
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Inside Text: It’s final! Over with! Done!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 449197
Good riddance - Divorce/Break Up card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Araceli Kopiloff
Artist Notes: Outside reads: Good riddance to him. You deserve better orgasms!
Product Id: 1171650
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