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Humorous Adult Love and Romance Card, I Will Love …
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Inside Text: Then I hope we become ghosts and walk through walls together and scare the shit out of people! I Love You
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Love and romance card with the words I will love you 'til we die! in white on a deep red background. Inside says, Then I hope we become ghosts and walk through walls together and scare the shit out of people! I Love You
Product Id: 1504990
Simply Black - I need sex card
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Inside Text: I need you.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1293228
Simply Black - Party Pants card
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Inside Text: and You’re the Guest of Honor
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1325120
Pussy says - Adult Sexy Birthday card
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Inside Text: ... for my Birthday boy?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 771585
Swearing Swearing Gingerbread Man and Woman Shocke…
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Christmas full of hysterical laughter, love and joy Happy Christmas
Artist: Moonlake Greetings
Artist Notes: A fun but very rude Gingerbread Man And Woman Greeting Card, A great alternative for Christmas
Product Id: 1449804
Happy Wednesday card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 931903
This critter will help you let them know how sexy …
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Inside Text: YOU MAKE ME CRAZY HORNY!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Let him/her know just how sexy they are to you! This turquoise critter, with his stripped and twisted horns, gives a shout out to let them know how horny they make you!
Product Id: 1330054
You’ve been a Naughty Girl - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: that’s so hot
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 993837
Pink Feel So Good Inside of Me Sexy Suggestive Adu…
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Inside Text: I can’t wait to feel you again.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: This sweet, pink card lets him know how good he feels inside of you and expresses your anticipation for the next time you will feel it again. A simple and sexy card to get your lover excited for the next time they see you.
Product Id: 1517014
Birthday Card With Toilet Paper Roll Holy ... card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a shitload of fun! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Birthday card with an image of a toilet paper roll on its holder. The words written on the paper say, It's your birthday? Holy #@?! Inside says, Hope you have a shitload of fun! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1537400
Simply Black - You make me Horny card
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Inside Text: I thought you should know.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1293226
Anniversary Card With Cartoon About Woman In A Boo…
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Inside Text: Behind every woman is a man who doesn’t have a clue what he’s done wrong! Happy Anniversary
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Anniversary card with a cartoon showing a woman in a bookstore. She asks the clerk, I want to get a book for my husband. Do you have marriage for a dumb ***? Inside says, Behind every woman is a man who doesn't have a clue what he's done wrong! Happy Anniversary
Product Id: 1560518
Ride Photos Congratulations Card
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Inside Text: You sure have come a long way. Congratulations!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994613
Dirty Nursery Rhyme card
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Inside Text: You are one hot dish!
Artist: Fritz Cartoons
Artist Notes: This cartoon shows a dish and a spoon. They are at a bar and the spoon is coming up to hit on the dish. This is a play on the line out of the nursery rhyme "Hey Diddle Diddle" where the dish ran away with the spoon.
Product Id: 1328400
Humorous Adult Friendship Card With Cartoon Condom…
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Inside Text: ... they protect you when things get hard!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Friendship card with a cartoon condom and the words: Friends are like condoms ... Inside says: ... they protect you when things get hard!
Product Id: 1616238
Gay Greetings Christmas Sexy Stocking Stuffer card
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Inside Text: Don’t ya’ love Stocking Stuffers!?
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481891
Let’s Get Naughty Christmas card
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Inside Text: Let’s get naughty.
Artist: Teresa Musso
Product Id: 1000359
Sex Fantasy of your choice coupon card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! Perhaps you may be interested in a little role playing to spice up our sex life? Satisfaction is Guaranteed! This offer may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a sexual fantasy coupon
Product Id: 1104714
Humorous Adult Halloween Card Drink Up, Witches! c…
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Inside Text: Hope you have a wickedly wonderful halloween!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Halloween card with a cartoon of a sexy witch and the words: Drink up, witches! Inside says: Hope you have a wickedly wonderful halloween!
Product Id: 1590566
Adult/Sexy Blank Note Card Take It Off, Big Boy, T…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy blank note card with a cartoon showing three pieces of fruit. There is a banana, a pear, and an orange. The orange and pear look dreamy at the banana. The pear says, take it off, big boy, take it all off The inside is blank.
Product Id: 1546682
An amusing vasectomy get well, feel better cartoon…
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Inside Text: I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You’re lucky in a way, being one of the few that won’t need the “Cone of Shame.” Get well soon, “Shorty”!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The sentiment is a get well, feel better wish to some man who has a particularly personal procedure done ... the installation of the "Cone of Shame". It's more embarrassing than a vasectomy.
Product Id: 1353818
Simply Black - I bet I can make you think about se…
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Inside Text: Pay up
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1293234
Simply Black - old english, dirty, filthy, nasty, …
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Inside Text: Want some?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1241612
Masturbation Humor card
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Inside Text: Most guys have more than one hobby. Branch out a bit would ya. Life is short.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 442352
You make me hot card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Monica Palermo
Product Id: 172625
Fool Around - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: I’m a sure thing
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 999891
Sappy Ending Birthday card
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Inside Text: SAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: mike shiell
Artist Notes: A tree walks into a massage parlor and the woman behind the counter asks if he would like a Sappy Ending with his massage.
Product Id: 1478758
Blank Note Card with a Cartoon of Venus Rising Fro…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Blank Note card with a cartoon of a parody of Venus rising from the sea. The woman is nude on a seashell and a policeman is giving her a ticket. He says, Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance, but I believe that shell you're standing on is on the endangered species list!
Product Id: 1489216
Humorous Adult Christmas Card With Elf And A Chris…
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Inside Text: You’re right; there is no "F" in present! Merry Christmas, anyway.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Christmas card with a cartoon elf pointing to a sign. The card reads: A Christmas Quiz. How many F's in present? Inside says: You're right; there is no F in present! Merry Christmas, anyway
Product Id: 1590700
Adult Love, Romance Card With Cartoon Bear My Love…
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Inside Text: ... and you’ve got nice tits! I love you
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy Love/Romance card with a cartoon bear. The words say, You're my love and my best friend ... Inside says, ... and you've got nice tits! I love you
Product Id: 1566336
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