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’Peggy Is a Whore’ with A Collection Of Mistletoe …
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Inside Text: ... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: Do you know someone who is a bit, er, promiscuous? If so, here is the perfect Xmas card to handle this delicate situation. As always with our cards, you can expect a total lack of taste equaled only by the loads of laughs this card is sure to get. Here's a perfect Yuletide card to give to that special friend of yours that seems to get all the attention on the festive day. Let her know that you understand what she really is and her secret to all the attention she gets. If she has a good sense of humor, she will laugh right along with you. If not, well, so much for your friendship. Ah, well, there are plenty more like her. Bright red with blue and pink dresses - classy yet crass.
Product Id: 1543028
Simply Black - Naughty or Nice card
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Inside Text: or XXX
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1211500
Fantasy of your choice coupon card
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Inside Text: This card is good for a Sexy Fantasy of your choice I’ll bring the oils!
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a Full Body Massage, Romantic Dinner for Two and more
Product Id: 526602
I’m Your To-Do List Sexy Adult Theme card
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Inside Text: 1. Me.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: This is a to-do list they won't be able to wait to check off! A sweet and sexy card to get your lover excited for the next time they see you. Simple and bold design.
Product Id: 1516284
Simply black - Want to Make Out? card
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Inside Text: With or without tongue?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 762663
Love and Romance Adult Humor Card with Peanut Butt…
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Inside Text: We were made for each other!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Send a romantic message to that someone special with an adult humorous card featuring a cute slice of jelly wearing a pink bow letting the male peanut butter slice with a mustache know that she wants to be on top. Background is white with a talk bubble with red text. Inside verse plays on peanut butter and jelly going together. Inside like all Greeting Card Universe cards can be personalized by you if you wish to give it your own personal touch. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Scrappin Doodles. The first located reference to the now immortal peanut butter and jelly sandwich was published by Julia Davis Chandler in 1901. During the early 1900s peanut butter was considered a delicacy and as such it was served at upscale affairs.
Product Id: 1362484
Sexy Bitch, Happy Birthday, black & white card
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Inside Text: You Sexy Bitch
Artist: Leroy Smith
Product Id: 652006
IOU Passionate Sex coupon card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This I. O. U. is good for an evening of passionate Sex. (foreplay is optional) This offer may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner an IOU love coupon
Product Id: 1104710
Simply Black - Don’t Panic card
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Inside Text: Studies say that most problems in life can be solved by having lots of sex.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1288638
Getting Older Birthday Card With An Old Woman Jump…
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Inside Text: At your age, who did you expect to pop out of your cake? Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/Sexy Birthday card for someone (probably a man) getting older. On the front is a cartoon of an unattractive, elderly woman popping out of a birthday cake. She is overweight with sagging boobs. Inside says, At your age, who did you expect to pop out of your cake?
Product Id: 1534320
Divorce Encouragement Vintage Women Talking Funny …
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Inside Text: I am here for you. Don’t hesitate to call if you need to talk.
Artist: Betsy Bush
Artist Notes: Send encouragement to someone that is divorced with this funny adult humor design featuring two vintage looking women talking.
Product Id: 1578388
QUITTING SMOKING card
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Inside Text: Congratulations! I know it isn’t easy.
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 220179
Adult Christmas Card With Santa I Have A Big Packa…
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Inside Text: I can’t wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy Christmas card with santa in a provocative pose. He has a large present in front of him. The words say: Have I got a big package for you! Inside says: I can't wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1588004
I’m so Horny - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 917025
Simply black - you’re hot! card
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Inside Text: So hot!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 698135
Humorous Adult Getting Older Birthday Card Only Th…
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Inside Text: ... is your back! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Funny Adult getting older birthday card with a cartoon of a woman looking apologetically, The words say, Sorry to tell you, but at your age the only thing that gets stiff ... Inside says, ... is your back! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1552836
Hard - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Or Harder?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 915852
A Sensual Full Body Massage coupon card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This coupon card is good for a Sensual Full Body Massage! I’ll bring the oils and lotions. Satisfaction is Guaranteed! This offer may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a Full Body Massage Gift
Product Id: 1104696
Simply Black - Anything for Christmas card
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Inside Text: Including me
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1167930
Birthday Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: It’s gonna get a little hot tonite
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 892475
Christmas Card Snowman To Snow Woman Oh No Not Imp…
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Inside Text: Season’s Greetings
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/Sexy Christmas card with a cartoon showing a snowman looking at a snow woman putting two large snowballs on for boobs. He says, Oh no, Doris, not implants! Inside says, Season's Greetings
Product Id: 1546390
How about a Kiss - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Or if you prefer, we can go straight to the sex.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 999883
Sexy lips & strawberry & cream card
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Inside Text: ...YOU! An intoxicating combination....
Artist: Joann Vitali
Product Id: 843333
Simply Black - Let’s have a Date Night card
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Inside Text: Interested?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1425818
Valentine’S Day Bondage card
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Inside Text: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 771530
Simply Black - Serious Question card
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Inside Text: Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1167932
Friday ’Three special words!’ Collection for your …
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Inside Text: "Let’s Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: After a long week at work or home with the kids, it's finally here! Friday! Even though you're tired you know you still have a little extra energy to kick off the weekend! I hope this card gets the party started!
Product Id: 1233238
Sexy Black Latex card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: dreamsinpaint.com
Artist Notes: For latex lovers: A very sensuous, erotic airbrush art painting of a girl in a shiny black latex dress with latex gloves to match.
Product Id: 133739
Words of Love - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 961385
Prime Cougar Meat card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday You’re not getting older you’re now Prime Cougar Meat!
Artist: Kevin Middleton
Product Id: 228330
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