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Ooh la la! Sate your appetite for adult fun with sexy greeting cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and other occasions and holidays for your lover or a friend with benefits. Don't beat around the bush - be provocative and get your spicy on!

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Sexy - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Absolutely
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1002417
Sexy Requests for the Next Time I See You Suggesti…
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Inside Text: Clean sheets, hydration, nakedness.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: You have some requests for the next time you see them: clean sheets, hydration, and nakedness. The ideal card to build anticipation for the next time you see each other. This card features a crisp white background with modern grey and black fonts.
Product Id: 1517018
Humorous Adult Birthday Card Man With Beer Cheers …
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Inside Text: One year closer to adult diapers!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon showing a man with a beer at a bar. The words say: Cheers on your birthday! Inside says: One year closer to adult diapers!
Product Id: 1590706
Happy Tuesday card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 931906
Sexy Please be my Valentine, Kissing card
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Inside Text: I can hardly wait for the electricity of your skin touching mine! Be my hot, sweet, sexy Valentine.
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Tell him or her how much you want them for your Valentine. This card can be personalized.
Product Id: 328775
I like your new haircut card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 931889
Gay Greetings Kinky Santa Christmas card
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Inside Text: Have Yourself A Kinky Little Christmas
Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 481886
Make Up Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Or better yet, a lot of make up SEX!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 891276
Thinking of you card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: thinking of you sexy card
Product Id: 470325
Adult/Sexy Love/Romance Card I Like You More Than …
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Inside Text: And you know how much I love that!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/Sexy Love and romance card with a cartoon dog on a red background. The words say, I like you more than sniffing butts! Inside says, And you know how much I love that!
Product Id: 1545198
Sex Position of your Choice Card
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Inside Text: Let’s Spice Things Up! This Card Is Good for Any New Sex Position Of Your Choice Anywhere you want: Bedroom, Living Room, Kitchen, Back Seat of the Car You Pick! This card may expire soon, so I suggest you use it right away.
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: This card is good for: Any Sex Position of Your Choice! In any Location you choose!
Product Id: 1104672
Adult Halloween, Batshit Crazy for You, Heart and …
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Inside Text: I’m Batshit Crazy for You! Happy Halloween!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Batshit Crazy for You. Adult Halloween greeting card features a crazy looking bat holding a heart and releasing its guano. Classic Halloween colors of black and orange. Perfect for that special someone in your life with a sense of humor.
Product Id: 1291442
Humorous Adult Love, Romance Card I Like to Think …
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Inside Text: I like to think of you when I’m wearing clothes, too!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Love/Romance card with a grinning cartoon character and the words I like to think of you naked! Inside says, I like to think of you when I'm wearing clothes, too!
Product Id: 1571044
Doing it in the Kitchen - Vintage card
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Inside Text: and in the dining room and in the living room and in the ... You get the idea.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 449500
Adult Romance Card With Cartoon Rhino Even When I’…
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Inside Text: ... even when I’m not horny!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Love/Romance card with a cute cartoon rhino, and the words: I love you ... Inside says, ... even when I'm not horny!
Product Id: 1593766
I miss you with woman card
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Inside Text: COME SOON I MISS YOU
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: MISS YOU CARD
Product Id: 618636
Sexual Favor coupon card
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Inside Text: This card is good for: Any Sexual Favor you Desire!
Artist: Josie
Artist Notes: Print an Adoring Love Coupon Card and ignite the passions. Give your partner a Full Body Massage, Romantic Dinner for Two and more
Product Id: 526618
I’d Like To Wish You A Happy Birthday From Me And …
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Inside Text: But the cat doesn’t give a ***! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon of a cute sleeping cat (kitten) on a green background. The words say, I'd like to wish you a happy birthday from me and my cat! Inside says, But the cat doesn't give a ***! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1548820
Simply black - my consensual sex card
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Inside Text: Because you’re worth it.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 864070
Humorous Adult Love, Romance Card The First Time I…
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Inside Text: ... that I was going to have real or imaginary sex with you!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Love/Romance card with a cartoon bear. The words say: The first time I saw you, I knew ... Inside says: ... that I was going to have real or imaginary sex with you!
Product Id: 1620812
Humorous Adult Birthday Card With Bear And A Birth…
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Inside Text: You’re right; there is no "F" in present! Happy Birthday, anyway.
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon elf pointing to a sign. The card reads: A Birthday Quiz. How many F's in present? Inside says: You're right; there is no "F" in present! Happy Birthday, anyway
Product Id: 1590702
Got The Job Funny Card
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Inside Text: Congratulations.
Artist: John Billette
Product Id: 994787
Humorous Birthday Card Saying Inside is a Fully Ex…
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Inside Text: See it? Right there where the card folds in the center! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous birthday card with a hand pointing to inside of card. The words say, Inside this birthday card is a fully exposed centerfold! Inside says, See it, right there where the card folds in the center.
Product Id: 1479968
Sexy Orgasm Thank You Suggestive Adult Theme card
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Inside Text: Thank you for giving me all of them.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: A sexy thank you card for giving you all of the orgasms. Perfect for any day or to celebrate a special occasion in a unique way. Expressing your appreciation is sure to lead to a bounty of more pleasure. Simple and modern design in black with millennial pink lettering.
Product Id: 1516270
Simply Black - We need to have sex card
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Inside Text: Like right now!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1425816
Sexy, Steamy Anniversary Kisses card
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Inside Text: One for each year. Happy Anniversary, Darling!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Please feel free to personalize your card by adding inside text. Thank you.
Product Id: 379303
MISS YOU card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: SEXY CARD
Product Id: 419283
Hey Sexy - Simply Black - Blank Note Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1002425
Simply Black - Kinky Sex card
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Inside Text: Want some?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1241600
Let your new spouse know what you really want on y…
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Inside Text: "Let’s Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: I'm not really big on "mushy" cards! Although you could put the traditional "I Love You" inside, I think getting naked might be the better way to go. This card is created with the sincerest hope that it's a humorous start in the 'consummation' of many joyful marriages! Congratulations!
Product Id: 1376332
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