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Ooh la la! Sate your appetite for adult fun with sexy greeting cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and other occasions and holidays for your lover or a friend with benefits. Don't beat around the bush - be provocative and get your spicy on!

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Your Fingers, Tongue, Cock Are Parts I Love Sugges…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I love all of your parts.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: There are so many parts of him that you love and crave especially the parts that bring you pleasure. See what happens when you send him this forward and daring card and express your utmost appreciation.
Product Id: 1518804
B-DAY card
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Inside Text: I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FILLED WITH LOTS OF DRINKING AND CLOSE FRIENDS. (OR ATLEAST SOMEONE WHO WILL HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK)
Artist: Afterthoughtsllc
Product Id: 269217
Simply Black - Please spank me card
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Inside Text: I’ve been quite naughty
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1167926
Humorous Love/Romance Card With Roses Are Red Poem…
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Inside Text: What can I say, I really do! I Love You
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy Love/Romance card with a cartoon bear and a poem. The poem reads, Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, I like your butt! Inside says, What can I say, I really do! I Love You
Product Id: 1538896
Humorous Birthday Card You Came Out Of Your Mother…
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Inside Text: Ewwwww, that’s just gross! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous adult/sexy birthday card with a cartoon of a birthday cake with candles. The words say, Today is the anniversary of when you came out of your mother's vagina! Inside. Ewwwww, that's just gross! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1546866
I’ve Never Begged You To Stop Suggestive Adult The…
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Inside Text: Me neither.
Artist: Champagne & Truffle Fries
Artist Notes: This card asks the question "Remember that time I begged you to stop?" and flirtily responds "Me Neither". You will feel confident and seductive as you send it. Bold and modern design in black with everyone's favorite millennial pink lettering.
Product Id: 1516276
Humorous Adult Birthday Card With Cartoon woman Si…
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Inside Text: I want a BIG piece of cake! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult birthday card with a cartoon of a woman and the words Size Does Matter! on a green background. Inside says, I want a BIG piece of cake! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1551938
Longhorn card
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Inside Text: Horny?!?
Artist: Kevin Middleton
Product Id: 232311
Yer Fucked Humor Card
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Inside Text: Get well soon.
Artist: Dan Pongallo
Product Id: 994913
Sexy Lips - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Just waiting to be kissed ...
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 917052
Hump Day Silhouetted Camel Under Starry Night Sky …
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Inside Text: So let’s get busy ... Whoot, whoot!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Artist Notes: A funny Hump day greeting card featuring a silhouetted camel holding a balloon under a starry night sky to let someone know your into celebrating after hours! This original design by artist c.a.teresa can be personalized with your own words or custom ordered for any category or different color combinations. Contact me for any help!
Product Id: 1278022
Simply Black - What time is it? card
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Inside Text: It’s time for sex.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1122756
Adult Christmas, Naughty Piece of Work, Dominatrix…
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Inside Text: Some major behavior modifications will be required. Merry XXXmas!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Adult and sexy Christmas card. I Heard You've Been a Naughty Piece of Work This Year! text on the cover. Silhouette of a female dominatrix with Santa hat, spiked arm band, and whip. Red background with fishnet pattern over green. Part of female silhouette thanks to anonymous/openclipart.
Product Id: 1345712
Blank Note Card With Cartoon About Woman In A Book…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Blank Note card with a cartoon showing a woman in a bookstore. She asks the clerk, I want to get a book for my husband. Do you have marriage for a dumb ass?
Product Id: 1560516
Adult Belated Birthday Card With Cartoon Cell Phon…
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Inside Text: Hope you had a happy one! Happy Belated Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Belated Birthday card with a cartoon hand holding a cell phone with a text message: WTF I forgot your birthday? Inside says, Hope you had a happy one! Happy Belated Birthday
Product Id: 1570394
Humorous Christmas Card The Tree’s Not The Only Th…
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Inside Text: We’ll be full of the Christmas Spirit!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Christmas Card with a retro style cartoon woman holding a drink. The words say: The tree's not the only thing getting lit this year! Inside says: We'll be full of the Christmas Spirit!
Product Id: 1625534
Sexy Eyes - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: So Hot!
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 916058
Blunt Adult Humor! ’It’s Official Original KarmaCa…
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Inside Text: "You’re an Asshole!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: As always, you can change the inside text to whatever you would like (or just leave it BLANK)! If you really want to personalize this unique card, just add some sparkles, rhinestones, glitter glue, etc., be creative! ('matte' finish works best) I can personalize most of my card fronts upon request!
Product Id: 1011813
I’m still Horny - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: And I was thoughtful enough to give you this card.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 917028
Computer Guy Birthday With a Sexy Humorous Message…
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Inside Text: Let’s get a byte of cake, boot up an evening of celebration, and see if we’re compatible!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Whether your man is a software engineer, IT guy or just a fun loving computer nerd, you can wish him Happy Birthday and get a laugh when you choose this card that plays on the lingo of the programmer's world.
Product Id: 1375824
Birthday Card With Cartoon Squirrel. Here’s A Thou…
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Inside Text: ... I’m glad your mom didn’t have a headache that night! Happy birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Birthday card with cute cartoon squirrel holding an acorn. The words say, Here's a thought I had about your birthday ... Inside says, ... I'm glad your mom didn't have a headache that night! Happy birthday
Product Id: 1523128
Christmas Card With Woman Asking How To Get On The…
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Inside Text: Maybe I could help you with that! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Sexy Christmas card with cartoon of a woman sitting on Santa's lap in the department store. She asks, Santa, I was wondering how can I get on your naughty list? Inside says, Maybe I could help you with that! Merry Christmas
Product Id: 1545884
Birthday Limp - Funny - Retro card
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Inside Text: I thought you’d enjoy this. Just sayin’. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 766699
Sex - Simply Black card
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Inside Text: Have I got your attention?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1002427
Amusing Adult Visual on How Balloon Animals are Ma…
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Inside Text: You make my world squeak! I love you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Here is a colorful adult cartoon card that shows and tells your partner of your love. Make your partner squeak with joy!
Product Id: 1490184
Wanna... get naked? (B&W naked baby) card
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Inside Text: Get naked?
Artist: Christy Whitehead
Product Id: 415448
Simply Black - thank you for the sex last night ca…
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Inside Text: Do you have any plans tonight?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1211386
Funny Drew Line At Clothing The Naked Birthday Car…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: So Fred was a guy whose heart was in the right place. He always helped feed the hungry, heal the sick and comfort the bereaved. But here he is standing below his favorite boy’s night out hot spot, the neon sign, “Nude Girls, Live”, flashing red, blue and yellow across his face and, well, he just can’t bring himself to clothe the naked. At least not to tonight.
Product Id: 1285630
Burlesque Semi Naked Valentine Cartoon Ladies Wear…
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Colourful cartoon of several semi naked ladies wearing nothing except for pink shoes and hearts. The ladies are holding banners that say 'Happy Valentine's Day'.
Product Id: 1067063
Humorous Adult Friendship Card With I Have A Very …
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Inside Text: ... but a very long F**KIT list!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous adult friendship card with a cartoon of an elderly woman. The words say. I have a very short bucket list ... Inside says, ... but a very long F*CK It list!
Product Id: 1549200
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