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Jewish Humor Noah Iceberg Biblical Birthday Card

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Inside Text: What's a party without plenty of ice? Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215858

What's a party without plenty of ice? Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor David & Goliath Biblical Aim High…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Aim high!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215860

It's your birthday. Aim high!

Jewish Humor Solomon Baby Biblical Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to the wisest person I know.
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215866

Happy Birthday to the wisest person I know.

Jewish Humor Daniel Lion Biblical Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is anything but tame!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215868

Hope your birthday is anything but tame!

Jewish Humor Good Education Birthday Card

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Inside Text: There's nothing sexier than an educated woman. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215870

There's nothing sexier than an educated woman. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Putts Golfer Jewish Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a man who has always had his priorities straight!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215876

Happy Birthday to a man who has always had his priorities straight!

Jewish Humor Spare Rib Jewish Birthday Card

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. You should eat.
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215880

It's your birthday. You should eat.

Jewish Humor Isaac Breastfeed Biblical Birthday…

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Inside Text: You must have had lots of advantages as a kid. Look how well you turned out! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215934

You must have had lots of advantages as a kid. Look how well you turned out! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Jewish Humor Joseph Fat Cows Biblical Birthday…

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Inside Text: Dreams are what you make of them. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215938

Dreams are what you make of them. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Jewish Girls Eyes Closed Birthday…

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Inside Text: It leaves more to the imagination. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215948

It leaves more to the imagination. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor David & Goliath Slinger Not Thong…

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Inside Text: Always remember, it's the slinger, not the thong. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1215964

Always remember, it's the slinger, not the thong. Happy Birthday!

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag Auto Racing…

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Inside Text: But that's only on Sundays. The rest of the time my heart belongs to you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1219640

But that's only on Sundays. The rest of the time my heart belongs to you. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Matzoh Posture Final Nerdy Girl…

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Inside Text: When it comes to poise and grace, you clearly have no equal. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1219858

When it comes to poise and grace, you clearly have no equal. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Lot's Prayers Biblical Birthday Card

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Hope everything shakes out exactly how you want it.
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1223532

It's your birthday. Hope everything shakes out exactly how you want it.

Nice Guys Finish Last Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to the nicest guy I know.
Artist: Dan Brown
Product Id: 1224696

Happy Birthday to the nicest guy I know.

Jewish Humor Strange Day at Wailing Wall Birthday…

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Inside Text: May your day be filled with unforgettable exploits and tales of wonder. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1239078

May your day be filled with unforgettable exploits and tales of wonder. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Star Shlep Star of David Yarmulke…

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Inside Text: Okay, you're getting older. But you still look light-years younger than anyone else your age. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1245298

Okay, you're getting older. But you still look light-years younger than anyone else your age. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Bris Kit Jewish Birthday Card for Him

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Inside Text: Hey, two good memories out of three ain't bad. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1245746

Hey, two good memories out of three ain't bad. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Uncle Al Airline Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Wherever life takes you, don't let anyone spoil the ride. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1247408

Wherever life takes you, don't let anyone spoil the ride. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Tevye Milk Money Birthday Card

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Inside Text: But some mean kids at school stole his milk money. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1253648

But some mean kids at school stole his milk money. Happy Birthday!

Beached Sperm Whale Suicide Sucks Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to an eternal optimist!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1254948

Happy Birthday to an eternal optimist!

Jewish Humor Ortho Docs Dental Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Let's see that million dollar smile!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1255176

Let's see that million dollar smile!

Another Bad Hare Day Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Don't sweat the small stuff.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1255940

It's your birthday. Don't sweat the small stuff.

God of Wind Stiff Breeze Sexy Adult Humor Birthday…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, you sexy thing!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1256506

Happy Birthday, you sexy thing!

Starfish Do It Deeper Birthday Card

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Inside Text: From the top of the highest mountain to the bottom of the deepest sea, I'm yours forever. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1256648

From the top of the highest mountain to the bottom of the deepest sea, I'm yours forever. Happy Birthday!

Miracle Walk On Water Funny Happy Birthday Card

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Inside Text: May you always be in the right place at the right time. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1259430

May you always be in the right place at the right time. Happy Birthday!

Summer Seasonal Happiness Disorder Funny Happy…

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Inside Text: Life's short. Keep smiling. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1265652

Life's short. Keep smiling. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Kosher Cows Mating Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. To resist celebrating would be futile!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1266032

It's your birthday. To resist celebrating would be futile!

Jewish Humor Jewish Mothership Mom Birthday Day…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a truly awesome mom!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1266046

Happy Birthday to a truly awesome mom!

Last Impression Woman Cliff Jumper Funny Birthday

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Inside Text: You never know when you're going to go. So make sure to go when you're having fun. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1266618

You never know when you're going to go. So make sure to go when you're having fun. Happy Birthday!

Last Impression Butterfly Chaser Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: You never know when you're going to go. So make sure to go when you're having fun. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1266686

You never know when you're going to go. So make sure to go when you're having fun. Happy Birthday!

Last Impression Vintage Human Cannonball Funny…

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Inside Text: What's the point of life if you're not having a blast? Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1267216

What's the point of life if you're not having a blast? Happy Birthday!

Worship Ground You Walk On Funny Birthday Card for…

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Inside Text: Except when you track it in the house. Happy Birthday, you big slob!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1267490

Except when you track it in the house. Happy Birthday, you big slob!

Butthead Peak Rock Climber Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Never let the buttheads keep you down. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1267872

Never let the buttheads keep you down. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Jewish Weight Training Birthday Card…

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Inside Text: Repairing the world is a mitzvah. So is taking the time to celebrate your birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1268424

Repairing the world is a mitzvah. So is taking the time to celebrate your birthday!

Jewish Humor Jewish Weight Training Birthday Card…

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Inside Text: Repairing the world is a mitzvah. So is taking the time to celebrate your birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1268432

Repairing the world is a mitzvah. So is taking the time to celebrate your birthday!

Jewish Humor Morton Hears A Jew Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Who told him it was your birthday. And since an elephant never forgets, Morton remembered to tell me. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1268578

Who told him it was your birthday. And since an elephant never forgets, Morton remembered to tell me. Happy Birthday!

Eiffel Tower Arc de Triomphe Magnet Funny Romantic…

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Inside Text: The laws of attraction can't always be explained. But I'll be forever grateful they brought us together. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1270082

The laws of attraction can't always be explained. But I'll be forever grateful they brought us together. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Samson Mop Toupee Birthday Card

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Don't let anyone mop the floor with you!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1272114

It's your birthday. Don't let anyone mop the floor with you!

Defoliated Fluffy Hairless Cat Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Hair today, gone tomorrow. Seize the moment and have a great birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1272602

Hair today, gone tomorrow. Seize the moment and have a great birthday!

Spanish Zen One Castanet Clapping Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: With age comes wisdom. Happy Birthday, wise one!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1273254

With age comes wisdom. Happy Birthday, wise one!

Crybaby Cowboy Funny Getting Older Birthday Card…

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Inside Text: So you're another year closer to death. Get over it. Happy Birthday, ya big wuss.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1273828

So you're another year closer to death. Get over it. Happy Birthday, ya big wuss.

Fred Play By Rules Funny Birthday Card for him

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Break some rules for a change!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1274204

It's your birthday. Break some rules for a change!

Snowed In NSA Whistleblower Arrested Funny…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Take the day off. Call in sick. But choose your excuse carefully. The FBI could be listening!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1274642

It's your birthday. Take the day off. Call in sick. But choose your excuse carefully. The FBI could be listening!

Not Getting Slower Watch Getting Faster Funny…

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Inside Text: Getting older is just a matter of time. If you ignore the time, it doesn't matter. Happy Birthday, young man!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1274710

Getting older is just a matter of time. If you ignore the time, it doesn't matter. Happy Birthday, young man!

Red Lobster Embarrassed About Age Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, old friend!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1274890

Happy Birthday, old friend!

Alligator Toilet Seat Down Surprised Scream Funny…

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Inside Text: May your day be filled with surprises so wonderful they'll make you scream. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1277284

May your day be filled with surprises so wonderful they'll make you scream. Happy Birthday!

Alligator Toilet Hemorrhoid Problem Wish Come True…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Be careful what you wish for!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1277292

It's your birthday. Be careful what you wish for!

Moderation Never Enough Funny Birthday Card for…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Screw moderation!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1278884

It's your birthday. Screw moderation!

Jewish Humor Jonah Whale Kindle Friendship Funny…

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Inside Text: May you always enjoy the warmth of good friends. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1279844

May you always enjoy the warmth of good friends. Happy Birthday!

Gas Again? Flying Farting Toddler Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Have a blast!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1279874

It's your birthday. Have a blast!

Second Wind Gas Blew Away Field Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: You've always had what it takes to succeed inside you. Happy Birthday, champ!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1281544

You've always had what it takes to succeed inside you. Happy Birthday, champ!

Anteater Picnic Forgot Ants Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Sometimes a picnic is no picnic. But life is a whole lot better with a friend like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1282320

Sometimes a picnic is no picnic. But life is a whole lot better with a friend like you. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Kaddish Prayer Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Until he found out it was the Kaddish. If it's not the years sneaking up on you, it's something else. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1285380

Until he found out it was the Kaddish. If it's not the years sneaking up on you, it's something else. Happy Birthday!

Funny Drew Line At Clothing The Naked Birthday…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1285630

Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.

Ambidextrose Eat Sweets with Both Hands Funny…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, you sweet and talented young thing!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1286038

Happy Birthday, you sweet and talented young thing!

Are We There Yet? Child Pushing Car Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: With age and experience come wisdom. Happy Birthday, wise guy!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1286240

With age and experience come wisdom. Happy Birthday, wise guy!

Sad Day Redwood Forest Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: Time flies. But you're not firewood yet! Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287052

Time flies. But you're not firewood yet! Happy Birthday!

Twin Barmaids Big Drinkers Seeing Double Funny…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Have yourself a double good time!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287292

It's your birthday. Have yourself a double good time!

Many Called Few Frozen Sperm Bank Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287538

The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!

Few Good Semen Sperm Bank Funny Birthday Card for…

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Inside Text: The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287548

The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!

Life Begins At Reception Sperm Bank Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287586

The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!

No Ordinary Dicks Sperm Bank Funny Birthday Card

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Inside Text: The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287608

The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!

Real Dicks Always Welcome Sperm Bank Funny…

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Inside Text: A place where nobody knows your name. But they're always glad you came. Happy Birthday, stud!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287622

A place where nobody knows your name. But they're always glad you came. Happy Birthday, stud!

Restless Hand Syndrome Public Masturbation Funny…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a real up-and-comer!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1287986

Happy Birthday to a real up-and-comer!

Pit Bull Fighting Fails in Spain Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Not all your ideas have succeeded. But your courage to keep trying makes you a big success in my book. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1291558

Not all your ideas have succeeded. But your courage to keep trying makes you a big success in my book. Happy Birthday!

Adam Eve Sarcasm Before Penis Envy Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday. Hope you get what you really wish for!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1294148

It's your birthday. Hope you get what you really wish for!

No More Weak Stream Getting Older Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Getting older is easier when you go with the flow. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1294156

Getting older is easier when you go with the flow. Happy Birthday!

Donut Call List Happy Man Eating Donut Funny…

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Inside Text: Every diet should have some holes in it. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1294968

Every diet should have some holes in it. Happy Birthday!

Marie Antoinette Let Them Eat Cake Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Wow, great idea. She sure had a good head on her shoulders (while it lasted). Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1297038

Wow, great idea. She sure had a good head on her shoulders (while it lasted). Happy Birthday!

Nun Exorcise Burn Calories Funny Religious…

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Inside Text: Calories be damned! Have yourself big piece of cake. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1297048

Calories be damned! Have yourself big piece of cake. Happy Birthday!

Little Bird Told Me (terrified man) Forgot Funny…

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Inside Text: I promise it will NEVER happen again! Hope you had a great day.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1300580

I promise it will NEVER happen again! Hope you had a great day.

Little Bird Told Me (woman) I Forgot Funny Belated…

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Inside Text: I promise it will NEVER happen again! Hope you had a great day.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1300596

I promise it will NEVER happen again! Hope you had a great day.

Moon Balloon Man in Inner Tube on Ocean Funny…

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Inside Text: I'd say, "Man, are you shitfaced. Now get off the floor and stop staring at the light bulb on the ceiling." Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1303804

I'd say, "Man, are you shitfaced. Now get off the floor and stop staring at the light bulb on the ceiling." Happy Birthday!

Marie Antoinette Learns Sharing Let Them Eat Cake…

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Inside Text: Share your cake with some special friends. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1305452

Share your cake with some special friends. Happy Birthday!

Not Anatomically Correct Horny Funny Birthday Card…

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Inside Text: Count your blessings, girl. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1306130

Count your blessings, girl. Happy Birthday!

Chicken Pole Dancer Barnyard Cockpit Funny…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to the hottest chick I know!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1308158

Happy Birthday to the hottest chick I know!

Gave Up Landline Dark Times Bright Side Funny…

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Inside Text: Hang in there. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1308602

Hang in there. Happy Birthday!

Sea Lion Seagull Guts Grace Under Pressure Funny…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to the gutsiest person I know!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1309276

Happy Birthday to the gutsiest person I know!

Crazy Woman Leather Straitjacket Sense of Style…

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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is insanely fun!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1310210

Hope your birthday is insanely fun!

New Wheels Naked Seniors Running Funny Birthday…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a guy who still knows how to get my motor running!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1322028

Happy Birthday to a guy who still knows how to get my motor running!

Love Buzz Haiku Hummingbirds Kiwi Cocktails Funny…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, lovebird!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1324702

Happy Birthday, lovebird!

Stair Climber Man Carrying Woman Upstairs Funny…

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Inside Text: Hope all your birthday wishes come true.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1324730

Hope all your birthday wishes come true.

No Man Is An Island But Sometimes Is A Peninsula…

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Inside Text: Which happens a lot when I'm around you. Happy Birthday, you sexy thing!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1331514

Which happens a lot when I'm around you. Happy Birthday, you sexy thing!

Make Salads Not War Peace Anti-war Birthday

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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is an absolute blast!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Product Id: 1462580

Hope your birthday is an absolute blast!