No More Weak Stream Getting Older Funny Birthday Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

So your buddy is getting older and his stream just isn’t what it used to be. Once he could have water blasted a house. Now he’s like an eyedropper. F-ing embarrassing. At least it was until he got himself supercharged again with some new medication. A very funny card to rib an old friend about getting older — even if this isn’t one of his signs of age. Only from FunnyBone Greetings. The Portable Toilets on Beach image is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic. The copyright holder is Andrea Westmoreland. The image has not been altered except to resize it to fit the GCU greeting card format.