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Alligator Toilet Hemorrhoid Problem Wish Come True Funny Birthday Card

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Alligator Toilet Hemorrhoid Problem Wish Come True Funny Birthday card
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Alligator Toilet Hemorrhoid Problem Wish Come True Funny Birthday Card
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It's your birthday.
Be careful what
you wish for!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
And you thought having hemorrhoids was bad enough. At least it’s better than having you’re entire ass chomped off by an alligator the second you sit down on the toilet. Let’s hope the next time Jason goes to take a dump it’s during the day and, if it’s at night, he remembers to turn the light on before he sits down. Ouch. A funny way to caution someone to be careful what they wish for when they blow out their birthday candles! Only from FunnyBone Greetings.
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