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Red Lobster Embarrassed About Age Funny Birthday Card

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Red Lobster Embarrassed About Age Funny Birthday card (1274890)
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Red Lobster Embarrassed About Age Funny Birthday Card
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Happy Birthday,
old friend!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
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There are nine red lobsters on the cover of this card. Eight are dead and headed for a nice warm butter bath. But one is just embarrassed about getting older. Can you tell which one is lucky enough to only be embarrassed? Hey, stop complaining, buddy! You’re alive. And the other lesson to be learned from this: Always check your lobster to make sure he’s cooked and not simply embarrassed. Otherwise he might take your nose off.
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