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Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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Birthday - Banana Trick card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday... go bananas!!
Artist: Mel Henze
Product Id: 582188
Sarah Palin birthday card
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Inside Text: ... AND THE FLAMES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 280982
Birthday Cake card
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Inside Text: Your Birthday Cake from Space.
Artist: Lynne Chrapliwy
Product Id: 49299
Funny Old Folks Birthday Party card
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Inside Text: Who says we don’t party as hard as we used to? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196857
Happy Birthday-Old Goat card
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Inside Text: NAAA, YOU ARE JUST AN OLDER KID! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black. Image of an old goat with glasses standing on a hill and chewing on a flower. Uses the pun of old goat and kid in this humorous birthday card. Find more Christie Black cards at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 47650
It’s your Birthday! Lose the housework and live a …
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Inside Text: It’s your Birthday! For heaven sakes, lose the housework and live a little!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: The pearly gates, death, dying, vacuum cleaner, cleanliness is next to godliness,, nature abhors the sound of a vacuum, birthday Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 1127102
Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Kimberly Palmer
Product Id: 379377
Hoping your birthday is full of fun surprises! car…
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is full of surprises (but only the fun kind!). Happy Birthday!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Artist Notes: A 'Happy Birthday' card from Cartertoons Media. This card is about sending your friend a funny happy birthday greeting. Cartertoons humor cards are available in every category, including birthdays, anniversaries, and more! Give a little laughter to somebody today with a zany Cartertoons humor card, only by Jon Carter!
Product Id: 1280438
The Word Fuck Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: I bought it because it says fuck twice. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The word of the day is "buy." Buy this freaking hilarious card today!
Product Id: 1089922
Bad Girls Go Hilarious Birthday Card
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Inside Text: You go, girl! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This vintage bad-girl card is the perfect birthday card! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089936
Birthday Shuffle card
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Inside Text: You may shuffle a little slower, but you’re still playing with a full deck. Happy Birthday
Artist: Hannah Creative
Product Id: 324971
Could’ve sworn this card was stuffed with Birthday…
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Inside Text: Could’ve sworn this card was stuffed with Birthday cash when I mailed it. That’s the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered
Product Id: 356978
Birthday, Squealed, Stack of Pigs card
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Inside Text: Somebody squealed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Artist: Joseph Kohl
Product Id: 812063
Dog Birthday - You don’t LOOK that old! card
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Inside Text: Just think, in dog years you’d be ... oh, never mind! Have a happy birthday you old dog!
Artist: Simply Put by Robin
Artist Notes: Humorous birthday card for a dog lover! Designed by Simply Put by Robin; image by PhotoRack.
Product Id: 1050965
Weirdo card
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Inside Text: and you’re mine! Happy Birthday
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 590861
Show em’ what you’ve got/birthday card
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Inside Text: Show em’ what you’ve got! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Kimberly McCrory
Product Id: 43520
You Start Losing card
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Inside Text: Thank goodness you’ll still be able to drive! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage 19th century illustrations paired with edgy humor make this a birthday card they won't soon forget!
Product Id: 457636
Birthday Candles Farted Out card
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Inside Text: Have a safe and sane birthday!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 220175
Bangkokless Charades Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Have a bang-up time on your birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Knock out the laughs with this funny card from NobleWorks Cards today! Be careful what kind of word you pick for charades, it would be painful.
Product Id: 1090142
Pinata Firing Squad Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is smashing!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090032
Labrador Retriever with birthday party hat card
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Inside Text: ... even in dog years!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Product Id: 515969
Got Your Back Stick Figure Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another year behind you...happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Send the best stick figure joke to your friend today! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090110
LOOK OUT! Here comes another birthday! card
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Inside Text: Hope yours is full of surprises!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 410232
Sexy Happy Birthday Egg! card
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Inside Text: Get laid! Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: Cartoon egg with a slightly lewd expression on his/her face, saying: "Do what I did on my birthday!" With a very suggestive and ambiguous remark on the inside: "Get laid!"
Product Id: 200250
Happy Birthday from All Of Us Office Work Place Il…
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Inside Text: Today is your day to have your cake and eat it too! Hope you enjoy your day.
Artist: Cathie Richardson
Artist Notes: A whimsical "Happy Birthday from all of us" greeting card featuring a group fun characters from the work place with a birthday cake wishing a fellow employee a very happy day. Cheerful card to send to an employee, co-worker or colleague on their birthday!
Product Id: 110355
Funny Beagle Birthday card
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Inside Text: Relax, lay in the sun and warm your pink belly. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Sandi Frunzi
Artist Notes: This funny Beagle Birthday card features a lazy beagle warming her pink belly on a sunny day.
Product Id: 280442
Who do you think you’re kidding? card
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Inside Text: Go ahead, kid, lie about your age. You can always plead insanity. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered
Product Id: 604737
Funny Birthday, Standup Comic Dog card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday. Let the heckling begin.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944474
Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a blast! card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a blast!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 352780
Feisty Cat with Empty Bowl for Humor Birthday card
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Inside Text: I’m starving! I am not amused with the wait I’ve had to endure while you celebrate your birthday. Now, feed me!
Artist: JJBDesigns
Artist Notes: Cat with empty food bowl is not amused when not fed. Give a cat lover this cute cat humor card for their birthday. Design 2017 Julia Bryant.
Product Id: 1498570
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