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Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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“Absolutely love these cards...top quality and love the ability to personalize!”
Eileen - Jan 20th, 2021
“100th birthday cards for men seem hard to find (especially during shut-down) and I was advised to try you. I needed two, for two men of very different personality and was delighted to find ones in your range which exactly matched what I wanted. Great!! Things got even better when I discovered that the 'bottom line' of my bill was little if anything more than I would have expected to pay in a shop for two run-of-the-mill cards. You have a new customer!”
John - Jan 19th, 2021
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Birthday for Her Funny Tree and Sheep card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yes, it’s all about YOU! Have a fantastic birthday!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: It's All About You! A fun little birthday card. Please feel free to add to, or change the inside message to make this card your own.
Product Id: 527512
My Color Is Brown Don’t Give a Shit Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Wear nothing but a smile with this funny, brown birthday card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089956
Funny Trump Won’t Deport Old People Birthday card
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Inside Text: ... I DON’T PLAN TO DEPORT OLD PEOPLE. Have a HUGELY happy birthday.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a Donald Trump character promising that he won't deport old people if he's elected president. ©2016 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1450884
You Start Losing card
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Inside Text: Thank goodness you’ll still be able to drive! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage 19th century illustrations paired with edgy humor make this a birthday card they won't soon forget!
Product Id: 457636
Funny Birthday Card: Wine Philosophy card
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Inside Text: I say: They both think too much! Bottoms up . . . and have a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ira Coffin
Artist Notes: A Funny Cartoon Birthday Card with a cartoon of a half a glass of wine and the text “An optimist might say the glass is half full . . . a pessimist the glass is half empty . . .” The inside of the card reads “I say: They both think too much! Bottoms up and have a Happy Birthday!”
Product Id: 1301916
Wine! Hilarious Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday darling!
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994715
Serenity Prayer Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hello. My name is __________, and I am hoping you find the courage to have a happy birthday!
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994583
Funny Old Folks Birthday Party card
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Inside Text: Who says we don’t party as hard as we used to? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196857
Funny Trump Will Make Birthday Great Again card
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Inside Text: ... BY NOT COMING TO YOUR PARTY. Have a HUGELY happy birthday.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a Donald Trump character promising to make someone's birthday great again ... by not attending the birthday party. ©2016 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1450886
Got Your Back Stick Figure Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another year behind you...happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Send the best stick figure joke to your friend today! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090110
I pooed a little card
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Inside Text: I got so excited about your birthday, I pooed a little
Artist: Sara Field ©
Product Id: 262835
Cheer Up Old Age Funny Card
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Inside Text: You’re not old, but don’t worry...it won’t last long! Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994599
Birthday, Squealed, Stack of Pigs card
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Inside Text: Somebody squealed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Artist: Joseph Kohl
Product Id: 812063
Feisty Cat with Empty Bowl for Humor Birthday card
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Inside Text: I’m starving! I am not amused with the wait I’ve had to endure while you celebrate your birthday. Now, feed me!
Artist: JJBDesigns
Artist Notes: Cat with empty food bowl is not amused when not fed. Give a cat lover this cute cat humor card for their birthday. Design © 2017 Julia Bryant.
Product Id: 1498570
Middle Aged Once Funny Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994597
It’s Your Birthday Lose The Housework And Live a L…
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Inside Text: For heavens’ sake it’s your birthday Lose the housework and live a little!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Woman appears at the pearly gates with a vacuum in tow with a "cleanliness is next to godliness" argument hoping it ups her chances to get in. Unfortunately that argument is challenged and it all goes to hell from there. The birthday message inside reads, "It's your birthday – lose the housework and live a little! Great message for a great woman – who's been sucked into pushing around a noisy vacuum tidying up after everyone and gets far too little help! Especially on her birthday! She should also have a sense of humor – otherwise, God help you. Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 1127102
Birthday Humor, Cute Pig with Booger Surrounded by…
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Inside Text: A Hambooger with Flies. I picked this just for you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This silly Birthday greeting card features a pig pun with an illustration of a pink pig with a booger in the nose and three flies flying around.
Product Id: 974531
Happy Birthday, Leave Your Mark card
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Inside Text: The world is a better place since you’ve left your mark on it!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: This humorous birthday card will make any dog owner laugh out loud. This black and white cartoon image of a dog scooting across the bottom of the sentiment is a funny reminder of life with man's best friend.
Product Id: 1471156
Traces Of Nuts Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Now for the real truth...you’re a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this nutty card from NobleWorks before the day ends!
Product Id: 1090132
Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Kimberly Palmer
Product Id: 379377
St. Dude Funny Happy Birthday Mortal Sins Greeting…
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday again? Sweet!
Artist: Nobleworks
Artist Notes: St Dude Funny Happy Birthday Mortal Sins Greeting Card
Product Id: 1024161
LOOK OUT! Here comes another birthday! card
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Inside Text: Hope yours is full of surprises!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 410232
Funny Birthday Wish Granted card
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Inside Text: You WERE wishing for a birthday card from me, right? Happy Birthday from Yours Truly
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Artist Notes: A cheerful little card imagines that their birthday wish is to receive a card from YOU. Probably not their first wish, but odds are they're really happy you remembered them on their special day! Wish them happy birthday with a wink and a smile. Watercolor sky and thunderbolt illustrate the front of this humorous card.
Product Id: 1569702
Huge Dessert Diet Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another birthday? Sweet.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Indulge with this clever card from NobleWorks and send it to your friend today.
Product Id: 1090048
Cow and Rocking Chair Birthday Riddle card
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Inside Text: Give up already! The cow eating grass is the one on the right. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This humorous birthday card features a rocking chair and a cow set up like riddle. The joke is, it's not a riddle just an observation.
Product Id: 945766
Birthday - Banana Trick card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday... go bananas!!
Artist: Mel Henze
Product Id: 582188
Labrador Retriever with birthday party hat card
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Inside Text: ... even in dog years!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Product Id: 515969
Birthday Cake card
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Inside Text: Your Birthday Cake from Space.
Artist: Lynne Chrapliwy
Product Id: 49299
Happy Birthday Humor Old Goat Wearing Glasses card
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Inside Text: NAAA, YOU ARE JUST AN OLDER KID! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black. Image of an old goat with glasses standing on a hill and chewing on a flower. Uses the pun of old goat and kid in this humorous birthday card. Find more Christie Black cards at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 47650
Humorous Birthday Card with Two Owls on a Tree Bra…
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Inside Text: Actually, it’s happy birthday to YOU!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon showing two owls at night on a tree branch. The one owl is talking and says, It's not happy birthday to whoooo. It's happy birthday to whom! Inside says, Actually it's happy birthday to YOU!
Product Id: 1479684
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