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Funny Birthday Cards

Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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“Excellent, excellent quality, and never a glitch when I order from Greeting Card Universe. And the cards arrive quickly. Highly recommended!”
Mark - Jan 8th, 2018
“I have found the cards on this site to be of good quality. I love the fact that I can edit the wording to meet my personal preference and carry my personalized message. The price for this capability is very reasonable. I am buying more and more of my cards from this site. They ship very quickly despite all of them having a personalized message.”
George - Phoenix, Arizona - Jan 9th, 2018
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Crazy Cat Lady! card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: ©totallypainted
Product Id: 115004
Holy Bible Spoiler Alert Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday and many happy returns.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this funny Whyatt Bible card today. Only from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090126
White Mints Urinal Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hapee Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why not get this minty-fresh birthday card from NobleWorks Cards?
Product Id: 1090156
Funny Hillary and Donald Birthday card
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Inside Text: Tune out all the noise and have a happy birthday!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a Hillary Clinton character sparring with a Donald Trump character. ©2016 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1450888
Cheer Up Old Age Funny Card
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Inside Text: You’re not old, but don’t worry...it won’t last long! Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994599
Knock Knock Joke Woodpecker Birthday Paper Card
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Inside Text: Joking aside, here’s wishing you a knock-knockout birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089992
Traces Of Nuts Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Now for the real truth...you’re a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this nutty card from NobleWorks before the day ends!
Product Id: 1090132
Shark Playing Catch with Beach Balls, Funny Birthd…
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday doesn’t bite. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Birthday greeting card features Charlie, a Great White shark trying to catch beach balls thrown by other animals at Willie's Water World aquarium.
Product Id: 1124238
Your tires may be bald...Your stick may not be shi…
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Inside Text: But you’re still the greatest model ever made! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Drive-By-Greetings
Product Id: 239854
Middle Aged Once Funny Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994597
Life’s Journey Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Enjoy the journey!
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Product Id: 72240
Birthday Hole Foods, Doughnut, Swiss Cheese, Bunt …
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Inside Text: I hope you have a whole lot of fun. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card is giving advice for a happier life by eating more hole foods like doughnuts, bunt cake, swiss cheese and candy.
Product Id: 1482782
Birthday Aging, Chocolate Humor card
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Inside Text: It may not be true, but do we DARE take that chance? Enjoy your BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Sandra Rose Designs
Artist Notes: For the chocolate lover, here is a great birthday card with humor based on the love of chocolate. Polka dots add to the fun and whimsy of this funny card.
Product Id: 1280892
Shirley the Turkey card
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Inside Text: Happy birthday to a "natural" beauty!
Artist: Cherie Haines
Artist Notes: If you would like the front of this card personalized or changed in any way, please contact me and I will have it ready for you within 24 hours in most cases. Please let me know if you have any other requests or comments.
Product Id: 299241
Shoot Me Dressed Like That Getting Older Funny Bir…
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Inside Text: Been nice knowing you. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: No need to get violent! Just buy this funny couple card from NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090002
I’M Sexy Humor Card
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Inside Text: Have a FINE time on your Birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994565
The Word Fuck Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: I bought it because it says fuck twice. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The word of the day is "buy." Buy this freaking hilarious card today!
Product Id: 1089922
Birthday Taco humor card
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is el grande!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Cute cartoon of a kawaii taco with party hat on a red background with the text "Ay Caramba! it's your birthday, let's taco 'bout it." Fun birthday card for everyone!
Product Id: 1160832
Birthday - Cinnamon Smell card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday! Enjoy all the sights and sounds!! And the smells.
Artist: Mel Henze
Product Id: 582874
Birthday humor, Trash Can with Rainbow, Treasure c…
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Inside Text: Your gift will be sitting at the end of my driveway on Wednesday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny happy birthday greeting card features a rainbow coming out of a garbage can. The joke is that one man's trash is another man's treasure, so your gift will be in the trash can.
Product Id: 974541
Think Positive, Not As Old, Birthday Humor card
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Inside Text: Wishing You All The Best On Your Birthday
Artist: Brian McConnell
Artist Notes: Send a Funny message to a family member or friend male or female on their birthday. Featuring striking white and red text on a black background the card points out in a humorous way that they should be positive about this year's Birthday because next year they will be older. Put your own special message inside.
Product Id: 1417240
Funny Birthday Computer Joke card
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Inside Text: Have a Tech-Free, Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Birthday greeting card features a cartoon of an elderly man and woman at the computer trying to pay their bills online.
Product Id: 1292446
I pooed a little card
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Inside Text: I got so excited about your birthday, I pooed a little
Artist: Sara Field ©
Product Id: 262835
Bangkokless Charades Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Have a bang-up time on your birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Knock out the laughs with this funny card from NobleWorks Cards today! Be careful what kind of word you pick for charades, it would be painful.
Product Id: 1090142
Birthday Humor, Cute Pig with Booger Surrounded by…
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Inside Text: A Hambooger with Flies. I picked this just for you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This silly Birthday greeting card features a pig pun with an illustration of a pink pig with a booger in the nose and three flies flying around.
Product Id: 974531
Bad Girls Go Hilarious Birthday Card
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Inside Text: You go, girl! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This vintage bad-girl card is the perfect birthday card! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089936
Pinata Firing Squad Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is smashing!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090032
Hipster Cow Pun with Coffee, Funny Birthday card
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Inside Text: Charlie got the stink eye from the barista when he ordered his favorite, half-calf moocha. Have a latte fun on your Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This birthday greeting card features a hand drawn bovine character named, Charlie, a hipster or hipsteer ordering his favorite beverage, half-calf moocha.
Product Id: 1349248
Got Your Back Stick Figure Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another year behind you...happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Send the best stick figure joke to your friend today! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090110
People repeat things card
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Inside Text: happy birthday... I SAID, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 217557
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