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Funny Birthday Cards

Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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Holy Cow! it’s your birthday! card
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Inside Text: Hope your day is ’udderly’ fantastic!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 604162
Birthday Aging, Chocolate Humor card
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Inside Text: It may not be true, but do we DARE take that chance? Enjoy your BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Sandra Rose Designs
Artist Notes: For the chocolate lover, here is a great birthday card with humor based on the love of chocolate. Polka dots add to the fun and whimsy of this funny card.
Product Id: 1280892
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions card
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Inside Text: Here’s to another year of doing all the things you love! Happy Birthday, pervert!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary design and edgy humor!
Product Id: 266635
Funny Cat Eating a Giant Piece of Birthday Cake. c…
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Inside Text: Cat-astrophic! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Melinda Pritzel
Artist Notes: This chunky kitty opens his mouth extra wide to accommodate an enormous piece of tasty birthday cake. This comical Tabby cat is Perfect for any cat lover and is certain to generate laughter and joy.
Product Id: 1507950
Queen Picks Her Nose Funny Card
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Inside Text: I picked this card especially for you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994593
Dog with Toilet Straw Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Every dog has his day. This is yours! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This doggy, potty humor card by Whyatt is sure to make everyone laugh. Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090130
Religious Truth Humor Card
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Inside Text: I believe it’s time to get wasted! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Visionworks
Product Id: 994709
Shoot Me Dressed Like That Getting Older Funny Bir…
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Inside Text: Been nice knowing you. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: No need to get violent! Just buy this funny couple card from NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090002
Kung Poo Panda Humorous Birthday card
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Inside Text: Hope your Birthday isn’t crappy!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Birthday greeting card artwork consists of a black and white Giant Panda sitting on the toilet while reading the newspaper on a bright orange background. Nunchucks and type reading, Kung Poo Panda complete the kung fu parody.
Product Id: 945897
Wrinkles Poem Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Feel Them Flutter In The Wind. Peeing Every Time You Sneeze, Climbing Stairs Can Make You Wheeze. Graying Hair Becoming Thin, Can’t Remember Where You’ve Been. Happiest Birthday Wishes. Enjoy Your Body’s Many Surprises.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Artist Notes: Funny birthday card about growing older.
Product Id: 844835
Taste Souffle Last Supper Religious Humor Birthday…
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is to die for! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this Last Supper birthday card from NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1090148
Babies Have Gone Eggs Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a really good egg!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It' no secret that birthdays fly by quickly. So don't make it hard for yourself and get that special someone a birthday card now that will definitely crack them up later. Now wasn't that a piece of cake?
Product Id: 1089984
Birthday Hole Foods, Doughnut, Swiss Cheese, Bunt …
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Inside Text: I hope you have a whole lot of fun. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card is giving advice for a happier life by eating more hole foods like doughnuts, bunt cake, swiss cheese and candy.
Product Id: 1482782
Humorous Birthday with smiling bear in dinghy on w…
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Inside Text: Weren’t you old enough last year? Happy Birthday to you!
Artist: maria dryfhout
Artist Notes: Smiling bear in dingy on water for general humorous birthday.
Product Id: 221463
Zombie Dyslexic Birthday Humor card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Paul Woods
Product Id: 625058
Your tires may be bald...Your stick may not be shi…
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Inside Text: But you’re still the greatest model ever made! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Drive-By-Greetings
Product Id: 239854
Keep Calm Shopping Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another year in the bag. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Keep calm and buy this funny card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090100
Happy Birthday-Three Cows Mooing card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black of Creations from the Heart. This popular image is of three cows leaning over the fence to say "Herd it was your birthday!" Find more versions of this image at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 52506
One Parachute Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: ...I’d miss you lots and think about you all the time. Happy Birthday, old champ.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This parachute birthday card is funny and at NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1089954
Clean House Wasted Life Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Quit the chores and celebrate!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Don't waste your money on any other cards. Get this card from NobleWorks for your friend's birthday!
Product Id: 1089958
Robot with Balloons and Cupcake Happy Birthday car…
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Inside Text: I hope your day doesn’t byte!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy robot is wishing you a happy birthday with three balloons and holding a cupcake with a lit candle.
Product Id: 1502354
Vodka Girl Humor Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. Bottoms up!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994591
Heaven / Hell Shopping Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Have a heavenly birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: If you find shopping heavenly or hellish, then why not pick up this NobleWorks card today?
Product Id: 1090136
White Mints Urinal Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hapee Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why not get this minty-fresh birthday card from NobleWorks Cards?
Product Id: 1090156
Old Heart Humor Card
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Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday with a bang.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994603
Little Horse birthday card
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Inside Text: Enough horsing around ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 425915
Funny Birthday Computer Joke card
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Inside Text: Have a Tech-Free, Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Birthday greeting card features a cartoon of an elderly man and woman at the computer trying to pay their bills online.
Product Id: 1292446
Moon Walking Funny Card
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Inside Text: Jesus, you’re really getting old. Happy Birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994783
Raisin Cookies Trust Issues Birthday Card
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Inside Text: I trust you will have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089974
Funny Zombie Brain Fart birthday card
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Inside Text: Another year older? Beware of brain farts.
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944632
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