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Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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“Absolutely love these cards...top quality and love the ability to personalize!”
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Birthday Candles Farted Out card
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Inside Text: Have a safe and sane birthday!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 220175
Bangkokless Charades Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Have a bang-up time on your birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Knock out the laughs with this funny card from NobleWorks Cards today! Be careful what kind of word you pick for charades, it would be painful.
Product Id: 1090142
Birthday - Squirrel Cake card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday, have some cake!!
Artist: Mel Henze
Product Id: 578106
Not My Real Dad Jesus Water to Wine Humor Birthday…
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Inside Text: Jesus Christ! It’s your birthday! Have a happy one.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Being a teenager is hard. Being Jesus as a teenager is even harder.
Product Id: 1090010
Funny Wine-Serving Dog Birthday card
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Inside Text: Hoping your birthday serves up nothing but good stuff!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a dog who is so well-trained in the fine art of pouring wine, who cares if he still poops on the carpet? 2015 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1392380
Red Convertible CAR for Birthday Humorous card
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Inside Text: Which is short for Card And Really cool envelope! Have a great one!
Artist: Angela Castillo
Artist Notes: Red convertible drawing on front of card. Inform someone you got them a birthday CAR (Card And Really cool envelope). Funny card for birthday.
Product Id: 363649
Could’ve Sworn This Card Was Stuffed With Birthday…
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Inside Text: Could’ve sworn this card was stuffed with Birthday cash when I mailed it. That’s the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Two lawyers approach the judge in court. One questions the propriety of the tip jar sitting next to the judge. Inside reads, I could've sworn this card was stuffed with birthday cash. Great Birthday card for anyone touched by the legal system, or birthday boy/girl with a sense of humor! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered
Product Id: 356978
The Word Fuck Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: I bought it because it says fuck twice. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The word of the day is "buy." Buy this freaking hilarious card today!
Product Id: 1089922
Funny Beagle Birthday card
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Inside Text: Relax, lay in the sun and warm your pink belly. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Sandi Frunzi
Artist Notes: This funny Beagle Birthday card features a lazy beagle warming her pink belly on a sunny day.
Product Id: 280442
Funny Birthday Card - Dog with Goofy Grin card
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Inside Text: ... I’m perfecting my HAPPY BIRTHDAY smile!
Artist: Natalie Kinnear
Artist Notes: Humorous photographic birthday card featuring portrait image of a Jack Russell Terrier dog lying upside down with his eyes closed, sticky outy ears and a soppy toothy grin on his face. Text on front reads 'Shhhhh, please do not disturb ...' and inside '... I'm perfecting my HAPPY BIRTHDAY smile!'
Product Id: 1078112
Funny Birthday, Standup Comic Dog card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday. Let the heckling begin.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 944474
Happy Birthday Hope it’s a Blast card
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Inside Text: Happy birthday, hope it’s a blast!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Two hoods in an alley lament the difficulties of gift-giving. One says the other, I'm lousy at picking out gifts. Last year I gave her money which was great until the dye-pack exploded. Inside reads, Happy birthday, hope it's a blast! A birthday card for that special woman in your life that features the down-side of cash gifts! Great birthday greeting that even the legit person will get a kick out of. Disarm them with this birthday greeting and with your wicked sense of humor! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu
Product Id: 352780
Slot Machine Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a WiNNING year! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 856375
Birthday - Have a Ball card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a ball on your birthday!
Artist: Jen Cosgrove
Product Id: 50356
How People View You - Funny Birthday Card for Him …
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Inside Text: Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: Vintage photo of the same man in the 1920's as a boy and then later in the 2000's, well into his 80's. It's funny how people view you, based on their own age. Vintage paper adds to the vintage look of this card. Feel free to change or add to the inside copy.
Product Id: 1076056
Classic Rock Muzak Getting Older Funny Birthday Ca…
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Inside Text: At your age, at least your hearing still rocks! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: There's a classic rock fan out there somewhere in need of this card! Get it today from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089998
Sarah Palin birthday card
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Inside Text: ... AND THE FLAMES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 280982
Birthday Go Ahead Kid Lie About Your Age card
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Inside Text: Go ahead, kid, lie about your age. You can always plead insanity. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Court room scene with an attorney questioning a person in at the witness box in front of the judge. Just who do you think you're kidding, he asks. To which the defendant replies, The jury. Caption reads, Bob finally answers truthfully. Inside reads, Go ahead, kid, lie about your age. You can always plead insanity. Happy Birthday! You know someone who would relate to this one! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered
Product Id: 604737
Funny Cake Quotes Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the happiest of birthdays no matter how you slice it.
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Artist Notes: When you're passing out the birthday cake, folks like to get just the right piece. "Corner piece!" "Lots of frosting!" "Just a sliver!" This humorous card illustrates all of those opinions on its colorful cover. But no matter how you slice it, they'll feel warm, fuzzy, and wished the happiest of birthdays with this sweet card.
Product Id: 1601554
Funny Cat and Fish in Tank Cute Happy Birthday car…
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Inside Text: Wishing you all that you desire on your special day! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Stephanie Laird
Artist Notes: A fun birthday card with a cat "keeping an eye" on a fish tank. This has a kind of black humor to it, not too bad, but kind of clever. This image is darling with the cat eyeballing a couple of tropical fish in a tank. The clarity of the image is perfect. A fun cat lover's birthday card, and if they have a sense of humor, that's a bit on the dry side, this is perfect for them too.
Product Id: 593478
Happy Birthday Cat Dressed as Trump Humor card
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Inside Text: I hope your birthday doesn’t stink! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: Say Happy Birthday to someone who loves a little offbeat humor, cats and Donald Trump with this hilarious kitty in a blonde wig and red tie wanting to make litter boxes great again!
Product Id: 1529010
Smiling birthday brown bear in water card
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Inside Text: Weren’t you old enough last year? Have a beary happy one!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: smiling bear in water for humorous birthday
Product Id: 463890
Weirdo card
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Inside Text: and you’re mine! Happy Birthday
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 590861
Funny Birthday Day Barbecue Man Cave card
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Inside Text: I hope your day sizzles and meats all your expectations. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Nothing can ruin Tony's barbecue like a veggie burger on his grill. But he has the perfect man cave to retreat to complete with a pig clock, cow lampshade, chicken table and a steak rug.
Product Id: 1503320
Man with Beers and Boobs Eyes Humorous Football Bi…
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Inside Text: Of course this is only 99.9% accurate and the results may change during football season. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Humorous happy birthday greeting card with naive artwork of a man holding a beer in a flowery Hawaiian type shirt with words in his eyes saying, beers and boobs on a blue watercolor style background.
Product Id: 1211376
Birthday, Cartoon Tires, Let The Good Times Roll! …
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Drive By Greetings
Product Id: 237404
Sexy Happy Birthday Egg! card
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Inside Text: Get laid! Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: Cartoon egg with a slightly lewd expression on his/her face, saying: "Do what I did on my birthday!" With a very suggestive and ambiguous remark on the inside: "Get laid!"
Product Id: 200250
Show em’ what you’ve got/birthday card
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Inside Text: Show em’ what you’ve got! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Kimberly McCrory
Product Id: 43520
Courtesy Flush Spider in Bathroom Birthday Card
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Inside Text: The writing is on the wall: Have a happy birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090116
Trump Says You Look Fantastic on Your Birthday car…
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Inside Text: AND THAT’S NOT FAKE NEWS!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features President Donald Trump telling the birthday guy or gal that he or she looks fantastic, THE BEST ... and that's not FAKE NEWS! Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1491430
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