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Funny Birthday Cards

Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.

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Birthday - Face Reality card
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Inside Text: We need better mirrors. Happy Birthday
Artist: Jen Cosgrove
Product Id: 42192
My Color Is Brown Don’t Give a Shit Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Wear nothing but a smile with this funny, brown birthday card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089956
St. Dude Funny Happy Birthday Mortal Sins Greeting…
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday again? Sweet!
Artist: Nobleworks
Artist Notes: St Dude Funny Happy Birthday Mortal Sins Greeting Card
Product Id: 1024161
Funny Trump Will Make Birthday Great Again card
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Inside Text: ... BY NOT COMING TO YOUR PARTY. Have a HUGELY happy birthday.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a Donald Trump character promising to make someone's birthday great again ... by not attending the birthday party. ©2016 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1450886
Slot Machine Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a WiNNING year! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 856375
Birthday for Her Funny Tree and Sheep card
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Inside Text: Yes, it’s all about YOU! Have a fantastic birthday!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: It's All About You! A fun little birthday card. Please feel free to add to, or change the inside message to make this card your own.
Product Id: 527512
Funny Trump Won’t Deport Old People Birthday card
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Inside Text: ... I DON’T PLAN TO DEPORT OLD PEOPLE. Have a HUGELY happy birthday.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Artist Notes: This funny birthday card features a Donald Trump character promising that he won't deport old people if he's elected president. ©2016 Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1450884
Funny Birthday Card - Dog with Goofy Grin card
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Inside Text: ... I’m perfecting my HAPPY BIRTHDAY smile!
Artist: Natalie Kinnear
Artist Notes: Humorous photographic birthday card featuring portrait image of a Jack Russell Terrier dog lying upside down with his eyes closed, sticky outy ears and a soppy toothy grin on his face. Text on front reads 'Shhhhh, please do not disturb ...' and inside '... I'm perfecting my HAPPY BIRTHDAY smile!'
Product Id: 1078112
Humorous Birthday Card with Two Owls on a Tree Bra…
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Inside Text: Actually, it’s happy birthday to YOU!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Birthday card with a cartoon showing two owls at night on a tree branch. The one owl is talking and says, It's not happy birthday to whoooo. It's happy birthday to whom! Inside says, Actually it's happy birthday to YOU!
Product Id: 1479684
Red Convertible CAR for Birthday Humorous card
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Inside Text: Which is short for Card And Really cool envelope! Have a great one!
Artist: Angela Castillo
Artist Notes: Red convertible drawing on front of card. Inform someone you got them a birthday CAR (Card And Really cool envelope). Funny card for birthday.
Product Id: 363649
Not My Real Dad Jesus Water to Wine Humor Birthday…
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Inside Text: Jesus Christ! It’s your birthday! Have a happy one.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Being a teenager is hard. Being Jesus as a teenager is even harder.
Product Id: 1090010
Snoring Pug : Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: It must be love. Happy Birthday.
Artist: Far Gone Greetings
Artist Notes: Pugs are known to snore loudly.
Product Id: 475720
Birthday - Squirrel Cake card
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday, have some cake!!
Artist: Mel Henze
Product Id: 578106
Smiling birthday brown bear in water card
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Inside Text: Weren’t you old enough last year? Have a beary happy one!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: smiling bear in water for humorous birthday
Product Id: 463890
Funny Birthday Card: Wine Philosophy card
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Inside Text: I say: They both think too much! Bottoms up . . . and have a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ira Coffin
Artist Notes: A Funny Cartoon Birthday Card with a cartoon of a half a glass of wine and the text “An optimist might say the glass is half full . . . a pessimist the glass is half empty . . .” The inside of the card reads “I say: They both think too much! Bottoms up and have a Happy Birthday!”
Product Id: 1301916
Birthday Wishes Humor Caps Lock Style card
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Inside Text: Loud and Proud. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: T Coffin
Artist Notes: This is a funny birthday wish in the true Caps Lock style. This card design is about celebrating a birthday in a loud and proud fashion. It uses the notion that using caps lock is a way to convey yelling at someone as silly as it sounds. If you want to convey a Happy Birthday message loud and proud, then this card does just that using humor and a cute little cartoon caps lock character.
Product Id: 1488104
Birthday, Cartoon Tires, Let The Good Times Roll! …
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Drive By Greetings
Product Id: 237404
Yes We Can birthday card
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Inside Text: NO WE CAN’T. BUT HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 315876
Birthday humor, Uranus, If Comedians Designed the …
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday isn’t a pain in the @#!*& HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: Who doesn't like a good Uranus pun. This birthday greeting card features an illustration of space with the planet Uranus looking like a butt, buttocks, rear end, keister, booty, well you get the point.
Product Id: 974539
Classic Rock Muzak Getting Older Funny Birthday Ca…
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Inside Text: At your age, at least your hearing still rocks! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: There's a classic rock fan out there somewhere in need of this card! Get it today from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089998
I’d rather be working card
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Inside Text: Birthdays can be pretty rough. All that pressure to have fun.
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Search: "Cornered by Mike Baldwin+books" to see Cornered books on Amazon.
Product Id: 468246
You Are Fucking Awesome Note to Self Birthday Card
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Inside Text: P.S. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089982
Wish Sheep Were Women Adult Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing ewe a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This naughty sheep card from NobleWorks is ready to wish your friends a happy birthday.
Product Id: 1090154
Happy Birthday Cat Dressed as Trump Humor card
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Inside Text: I hope your birthday doesn’t stink! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: Say Happy Birthday to someone who loves a little offbeat humor, cats and Donald Trump with this hilarious kitty in a blonde wig and red tie wanting to make litter boxes great again!
Product Id: 1529010
How People View You - Funny Birthday Card for Him …
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Inside Text: Better start hanging out with old people. Happy Birthday, young man!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: Vintage photo of the same man in the 1920's as a boy and then later in the 2000's, well into his 80's. It's funny how people view you, based on their own age. Vintage paper adds to the vintage look of this card. Feel free to change or add to the inside copy.
Product Id: 1076056
Wasted Youth Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is a lot of fun!
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994587
Martini Workout Birthday Card
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Inside Text: YOU CAN GET LIT WHILE YOU STAY FIT!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 594216
Department Gives a Shit Office Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Hold everything and have a happy birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089962
Happy Birthday, laughing Persian cat, humor card
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Inside Text: In cat years you’d be ... um ... ANCIENT!! Happy Birthday! Hope you have an awesome day!
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Artist Notes: An adorable photograph of a laughing, fluffy, white Persian cat. Text reads: It's your birthday! Inside verse reads: In cat years, you'd be ... um ... ANCIENT! Happy Birthday! Perfect to give a friend on their birthday, a cute card with a touch of humor.
Product Id: 1037435
Tabby Cat Wishing Happy Purr-thday card
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Inside Text: Enjoy your day!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: A humorous fisheye image of an adorable tabby cat with a big head and green eyes wishing you a Happy Purr-thday! Design & Photo © Sharon Dominick Photography 2018.
Product Id: 1518998
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