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Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny card
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Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let’s discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Now go back and replace any ones that you know I won’t do, again. Thank you.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 440205
Showing some love card
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Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
Masturbation Birthday for him - Funny card
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Inside Text: Your eyesight is not getting worse due to age. Find a new hobby. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 490721
Schoolgirl Naughty Boy Sexy Birthday Card
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Inside Text: I think you deserve some Birthday spankings!
Artist: Imphavok Impressions
Artist Notes: Please feel free to edit the inside text to fit your own personal needs and desires.
Product Id: 826956
Hey handsome - sexy & flirty lipstick kisses birth…
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Inside Text: ... this card’s a sneak preview to your birthday treat tonight!
Artist: InspirationzStore
Artist Notes: This birthday card features a lady's sexy lipstick kisses marks on a clean white background. The outside text reads "Hey handsome..." with the flirty inside reading "... this card's a sneak preview to your birthday treat tonight!" A naughty, fun happy birthday card to give to a boyfriend or husband.
Product Id: 1099100
Genie Wishes Pussy & Beer Adult Humor Birthday Car…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Wishes!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Grant your friend's wish by buying this 3 wishes card for your friends today.
Product Id: 1090016
Birthday Card For Him - Sexy Legs card
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Inside Text: Have a very happy birthday!
Artist: Tanya & Roger Hall
Artist Notes: This card can include a name if you so wish. Please contact me if you require this personalised service. You can either keep in the happy birthday, or you may take it out for a name or have both the happy birthday and name if you so wish.
Product Id: 303026
Mud Flap Babe & Dude Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! It’s no secret what you want!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 399700
Birthday Humor, Big Pair Of Cojones card
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Inside Text: . . . so grab the bull by the horns and have a Happy Birthday!
Artist: T. Coffin
Artist Notes: A humorous cartoon birthday card depicting a cartoon bull with his male parts hanging low. The text on the front of the card reads “It Takes A Big Pair Of Cojones To Face Your Birthday.” The inside of the card reads “. . . so grab the bull by the horns and have a Happy Birthday!”
Product Id: 1376260
Waiting for the fun card
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Inside Text: I was going to hire help and give you exactly what you want & dream of, but instead decided to keep you all to myself and instead wear the new sexy outfit I bought with the savings Better luck next year
Artist: ValxArt
Artist Notes: If you would like the wording on the front of the card or inside the card,different simply send me a message and we will customize it just for you!
Product Id: 484059
Happy birthday day greeting card,sexy lips card
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Inside Text: My Romantic Hot Birthday Kiss Only For You!
Artist: Sergey Korotkov
Product Id: 904479
Pussy says - Adult Sexy Birthday card
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Inside Text: ... for my Birthday boy?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 771585
Getting Older Birthday Card With An Old Woman Jump…
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Inside Text: At your age, who did you expect to pop out of your cake? Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/Sexy Birthday card for someone (probably a man) getting older. On the front is a cartoon of an unattractive, elderly woman popping out of a birthday cake. She is overweight with sagging boobs. Inside says, At your age, who did you expect to pop out of your cake?
Product Id: 1534320
Sexy birthday for him card
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Inside Text: ...ME!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 148540
Bad Dog With Whip card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU DIRTY DOG!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 219823
Birthday Treasures card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Sweetgrass Photography
Product Id: 122669
Birthday Card For An Older Man With Cartoon Of Old…
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Inside Text: ... hey, if she dies, she dies! Guess there’s hope for you old guys after all! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy Birthday card for an older man. The front shows a cartoon of an old man in a blue bathrobe with a cane. The words say, Walter is ninety-seven, he recently married a nineteen year old stripper! When asked if he was concerned if they had sex at his advanced age, he said ... Inside says, ... hey, if she dies, she dies! Guess there's hope for you old guys after all! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1528158
Sexy Birthday Card - Sexy Legs With Stockings And …
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Inside Text: May all that you wish for come true on your Birthday
Artist: Tanya Hall
Product Id: 302922
Western Stunt Cock Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday big boy.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why not buy this funny cock card today from NobleWorks Cards?
Product Id: 1090102
Sexy birthday greeting for Him, Kiss on the back o…
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Inside Text: Where shall I place the next kiss, birthday boy?
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: A kiss on the back
Product Id: 965575
Adult Birthday Card Bikini Clad Cartoon Woman I’m …
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Inside Text: ... lots of kisses! Happy Birthday, you lucky man!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult/Sexy birthday card for a guy, with a cartoon showing a young woman in a polka dot bikini. The suggestive words say, For your birthday, I'm going to blow you ... Inside says, ... lots of kisses! You lucky man! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1576870
Sexy Lady Holding Up A Suggestive Sign For Male’s …
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Inside Text: It means you’re still alive. Congratulations!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: A sexy lady in tight jeans and a crop top is holding up a bright red sign which reads, "It's your birthday! You know what that means..." Her face is hidden by the sign, but you can tell she's probably hot. The card front should give the male recipient something to briefly fantasize about.."you know what that means" conjures up all kinds of ideas. Well, at least until he reads the punchline inside... "It means you're still alive. Congratulations!"
Product Id: 1383814
Nude Ebony Beauty ~ Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: Hoping your birthday is Wet and Wild!
Artist: Rita Ballantyne
Artist Notes: You can change the wording to suit your needs.
Product Id: 681236
Birthday Fantasy card
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Inside Text: IOU something you will never forget. xxx
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 164670
Birthday Sex for him - Funny card
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Inside Text: You’re not getting any. Happy Birthday Stud
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 490121
Happy Birthday Naughty card
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Inside Text: You Dirty Old Man!!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Product Id: 208776
Funny Drew Line At Clothing The Naked Birthday Car…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: So Fred was a guy whose heart was in the right place. He always helped feed the hungry, heal the sick and comfort the bereaved. But here he is standing below his favorite boy’s night out hot spot, the neon sign, “Nude Girls, Live”, flashing red, blue and yellow across his face and, well, he just can’t bring himself to clothe the naked. At least not to tonight.
Product Id: 1285630
Happy Birthday Sexy card
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Inside Text: I know you would like a silicon filled booby doll for your Birthday but this card will have to do. Cheers!
Artist: Kevin Middleton
Product Id: 228074
Birthday with a Sexy Girl and a Bike card
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Inside Text: Life’s a trip, I hope you always enjoy the ride and you have fun on the way! Happy Birthday.
Artist: Norma Cornes
Artist Notes: A sexy girl standing beside a motorbike points seductively. A great birthday card for the man who loves motor bikes.
Product Id: 881188
Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: I know what you like, now let’s do a few things that you LOVE.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 214167
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