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Black Retro Housewife Cooking Up Sexy Birthday car…
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Inside Text: ... so take your clothes off and meet me in the bedroom!
Artist: Tracy Miller Designs
Artist Notes: A homemaker from the 50's with black hair and dark skin stirs ingredients in a bowl while telling her partner she's making him something for his birthday.
Product Id: 1071343
Cartoon Naked Man with Cake, Birthday Greetings fo…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Big Boy!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Colorful cartoon of a naked, smiling man, holding a large birthday cake. The words inside read 'Happy Birthday Big Boy!'.
Product Id: 1017901
Red sexy lips birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to my lovely man!
Artist: Leksele
Artist Notes: Close-up sexy red women lips
Product Id: 615620
Happy Birthday Sexy Card
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Inside Text: Dream On!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 383430
Mule Humor Sexy Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Okay...is that enough ass kissin’ to get me through ’til next year? Have a great birthday!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Product Id: 136205
Real Dicks Always Welcome Sperm Bank Funny Birthda…
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Inside Text: A place where nobody knows your name. But they’re always glad you came. Happy Birthday, stud!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: Okay, so thereís a time and place for real dicks. A place where no body knows your name, but theyíre always glad you came.
Product Id: 1287622
New Wheels Naked Seniors Running Funny Birthday Ca…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to a guy who still knows how to get my motor running!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: So he wants to take his new wheels for a spin. And although these hot new wheel donít come with a back seat you can get naked in, who says you still canít get naked to celebrate his birthday? So go ahead, wild child. Get the party started with this funny birthday card, only from FunnyBone Greetings.
Product Id: 1322028
Birthday Rhino card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! You big HORNY RHINO!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 540109
Sexy Birthday idea - FUNNY card
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Inside Text: You can board me as many times as you’d like. Happy Birthday, honey!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 432340
Funny Courtroom Humor On Your Birthday - Adult Car…
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Inside Text: Youíre also well-birthdayed! Congratulations!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: This is an adult-oriented birthday card for him. Only the card buyer can judge if the card is tasteless enough for her friends.
Product Id: 1408244
Cute-Funny-Pancake-Flippin-Chef-Birthday-Card card
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Inside Text: To a guy who likes ’em hot, fast and stacked.
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: Feel free to change or add your own message on the inside.
Product Id: 913758
Birthday Wishes Adult Humor Dude Sexy Mod Women ca…
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping all of your birthday wishes come true!
Artist: Betsy Bush
Artist Notes: Send adult humor birthday wishes to a dude with this design of two sexy women at a roadside stand offering shot & a beer for 25 cents on a mod look pink & orange background with a humorous suggestion on a way to spend his special day.Original design by Betsy Bush,Birthday Cards Cafe'.
Product Id: 1155398
Funny Birthday Cards 🔥 Sexy Blonde at your Birthda…
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Inside Text: But I’d be willing to get naked for that Twenty your Grandma sent you...
Artist: Brad Hodges
Artist Notes: This is an original illustration, produced by Brad Hodges.
Product Id: 652010
Adult Birthday Card For A Fisherman Fishing Is A L…
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Inside Text: When it’s great, it’s great! When it’s bad, it’s still great! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Birthday card with a fisherman near a lake. he has cast his bait. The words say, they say that fishing is a lot like sex! Inside says, When it's great, it's great! When it's bad, it's still great! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1555396
Tell Me Your Fantasy card
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Inside Text: I’m Listening ;)
Artist: Jason Keck
Product Id: 549428
FUNNY Bigfoot Sexy Time Birthday card
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Inside Text: That’s right ... they wear big socks, so now take yours off and let’s go to bed, Birthday Boy.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 250731
Sexy legs birthday card
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Inside Text: On your Special Day, I hope all your dreams come true! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Norma Cornes
Artist Notes: Lots of other cards available in this series!
Product Id: 643650
Ace Of Spades And Girl Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: Wishing You A Very Lucky Bithday
Artist: Brian McConnell
Artist Notes: Adult Happy Birthday open card for him. Card features a simple but striking design of a back lit silhouette of a Girl sitting on an Ace of Spades and a Happy Birthday Message. Put your own special message inside
Product Id: 1415982
Now you’re Old enough Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: This is a card that can be used to say Happy Birtday to a boy or man when he is old enough to see a nude.
Product Id: 1115970
Hey, Birthday Boy card
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Inside Text: Do you want your present wrapped or unwrapped?
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Bet you know a birthday boy who deserves the best present of all. This card can be personalized.
Product Id: 327802
Adult Birthday Card With Glass Of Beer With Candle…
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Inside Text: I heard you wanted a little head for your birthday! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Funny adult birthday card with a drawing of a glass of beer with a foaming head and lit candles. No words outside. Inside says, I heard you wanted a little head for your birthday! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1529942
Humorous Adult Birthday Card For Him I Love Your P…
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Inside Text: Sorry, my mind wandered. Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday Card for him, with a cartoon woman and the words I love your penis (crossed out) smile! Inside says: Sorry, my mind wandered. Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1622376
’You’re as Young as You Feel’ Birthday Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Judy Adamson
Artist Notes: A humorous birthday card for the older man.
Product Id: 547796
Birthday for him, nude man, sexy hunk card
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Inside Text: Mmmwahh!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Sketch of a man's torso
Product Id: 1219212
You in a Suit - Sexy Happy Birthday for Him card
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Inside Text: You look stylish, professional and hot when you are dressed up in a suit! However, I am looking forward to celebrating your birthday in our "birthday suits." HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my SEXY MAN!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Sexy card for his birthday. : )
Product Id: 915247
Husband sexy adult birthday card
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Inside Text: No one else in all the world could love you as I do. Have a wonderful Birthday xxx
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 462950
Birthday to Male, Adult humor, general, Raccoon’s …
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Inside Text: How about a little tail? "Happy Birthday, You Ole Rascal"
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Say Happy Birthday to that special man in your life with a flirty, humorous card featuring a raccoon's tail on a orange background with black text. Inside like all cards on Greeting Card Universe can be personalized by you if you wish.
Product Id: 975007
Sexy male fun facts birthday card
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Inside Text: Have a happy day! *WINK*
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 459510
Sexy Birthday - RETRO FUNNY card
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Inside Text: ... so far so good. Now that you’ve practiced with this card, I’M ALL YOURS! Happy Birthday Sweetie!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 514942
Funny Jolly Roger Lots of Booty Birthday For Him c…
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Inside Text: Here’s to lots of booty!
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: An illustration of a pirate's skeleton head (jolly roger) with a do rag and stylized script font that says Happy Birthday. It has the appearance of a fun logo design. The red and white colors on a rich black background gives this card a classy look, but is still fun. Inside reads, "Hereís to lots of booty!" Double meaning (loot and sex).
Product Id: 1384512
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