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Adult,Sexy, Happy Birthday to the Man I Love! Humo…
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Inside Text: What would you like on your special day let’s see if i can guess A day in bed with lots of people fussing over you gourmet food being served to you and a talented woman touching you in ways you have never been touched before On this special day, only the best - Happy, Happy Birthday! Relax and celebrate and I’ll do the rest, or pass out trying.
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: Digital Art. This contemporary card is funny and very manly. Thanks for shopping with Bright!
Product Id: 838126
Adult Birthday Card For Him With Sexy Woman Wearin…
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Inside Text: Want to unwrap it? Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Birthday card for him, with a sexy woman cartoon character wearing only a big red bow. The words say: I've got your birthday present all wrapped up! Inside says: Want to unwrap it? Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1605012
Sexy Birthday Card - Stockings And Suspenders card
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Inside Text: Have a Happy Birthday
Artist: Tanya Hall
Product Id: 302944
PORN LIVES ON - Birthday for Him card
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Inside Text: You can’t take it with you, so enjoy it while you can. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 498490
Birthday Sexy Humor Getting Older Pinstripe Quirky…
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Inside Text: So I got you a new vaporizer!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Product Id: 141388
Happy birthday to the King of the Castle! card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the ’KING of the CASTLE’! Your EVERY wish is my command! (Choose wisely, because tomorrow all bets are off.)
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: This card was inspired by my "King of the Castle", my teddy bear husband! We all know what the king of the castle really wants for his birthday and it's not cake! Make your king's sexy birthday wishes come true!
Product Id: 1379514
Simply Black - Free Porn Birthday Boy card
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Inside Text: Well I lied about the free porn, but at least you have a funny Birthday card.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1259452
Sexy birthday for him, bow tie on hanger, less is …
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Inside Text: Happy birthday to a man who looks good in anything!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: A sexy birthday greeting for him. A patterned dark blue and black bow tie sitting on a clothes hanger. Less is more ...
Product Id: 1461282
Bust Wishes, Cartoon Couple, Bra Humor. card
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Inside Text: Bust Wishes on your birthday!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Colorful cartoon of a woman pulling her shirt open to reveal her bra to a man who is standing next to her. The wording inside the card is 'Bust Wishes on your Birthday!
Product Id: 1017931
Birthday Casual Fridays.Birthday card for the offi…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! Time to do the NO PANTS DANCE!
Artist: mike shiell
Artist Notes: Birthday card for the office. A man shows up for casual Friday without his pants and his boss has to review the rules of casual Friday yet one more time.
Product Id: 1523422
Happy birthday girl standing in a lake card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Robert Becker
Artist Notes: If you would like something different on the cover please contact
Product Id: 1517504
Happy Birthday Topless Blonde Girl on Beach card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
Artist: Imphavok Impressions
Artist Notes: Please feel free to edit the inside text to fit your own personal needs and desires.
Product Id: 837290
Birthday IOU for him - RETRO FUNNY card
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Inside Text: Use the space below and make your list then hand it back to me. You have 10 minutes lover: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 514963
Adult Birthday For Him Sexy Cartoon Woman What Rhy…
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Inside Text: Foreplay. Happy Birthday, Big Boy
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/sexy birthday card for him, with a cartoon of a sexy woman in a red dress. The words say, Know what rhymes with birthday? Inside says, Foreplay. Happy Birthday, Big Boy
Product Id: 1573946
Kiss Me Cougar Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 420136
Happy Birthday Sexy Card
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Inside Text: Dream On!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 478247
She’s Interested, Birthday for him card
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Inside Text: I’m interested, but keep the mower running in case it’s a false alarm. Happy Birthday Honey!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 412871
Adult Birthday Card At Your Age, What You Need Is …
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Inside Text: So I’ll blow out the candles for you! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult/Sexy birthday car for a man (older man) with a silhouette of a shapely woman in red on a black background, The words say, At your age, what you need is a BLOW JOB! Inside says, So I'll blow out the candles for you! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1575238
Boyfriend sexy adult birthday card
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Inside Text: No one else in all the world could love you as I do. Have a wonderful Birthday xxx
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 462943
Birthday card with a sexy girl on a chopper card
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Inside Text: It’s Your Birthday! I hope you’ll be happy whatever you do, and your day will be special - Exactly like you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Norma Cornes
Artist Notes: Please see all the cards in this series, including cards for family members, all ages, and party invitations. If you would like a different name put onto this card please contact me. I can usually supply any name within 24 hours.
Product Id: 638784
Amusing vintage underwear happy birthday to him ca…
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Inside Text: In 1908, the record for getting into a womanís unmentionables was 3 minutes and 36 seconds. Letís see if you can beat that, Birthday Boy! Have a Happy One!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The vintage newspaper shows old underwear ads on the front, and sets the stage for birthday records. Give your guy this challenge!
Product Id: 1370814
Sexy Birthday for him - Retro Funny card
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Inside Text: I love how sexy you look when you are all dressed up. So take off your clothes, please. Happy Birthday handsome!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 439689
Adult, Humor, Sexy, Birthday for Him, Your Pad or …
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Inside Text: All systems are go! NASA, I think we have a party! Happy Birthday, Sexy Man!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: This card can be delivered to the intended receiver for most impact. NASA image, public domain. At 17,000 mph, this USA space shuttle, Endeavor, can travel across the U.S. in minutes! Thanks for shopping with Bright! .
Product Id: 829711
Birthday Surprise Inflatable Boobs card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Anyways!
Artist: © 2018 Steve Delmonte
Artist Notes: This is a great card for your special someone. A big surprise done on watercolor to drive the point home. Besides you know what's on his mind.
Product Id: 1539722
Adult, Sexy, Happy Birthday, Oh, Lover Boy! card
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Inside Text: Hi, there! Now that I have your attention, Let’s hook up and make this birthday Sexy and extra special! Happy Birthday, Lover Boy!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: Get that birthday man's attention and then wish them a happy day. They will love the compliment and enjoy the humor, too. Thank you!
Product Id: 1103854
Birthday to Birthday Boy, adult humor, raccoon in …
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Inside Text: ... and do the wild thing? Happy Birthday
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish any male in general Happy Birthday with a romantic, adult humorous card featuring an adorable raccoon, Bullwinkle in a playpen with a talk bubble saying do you what to come over to my playpen. The background is gray with blue text and colorful balloons. Inside like all Greeting Card Universe cards can be personalized by you if you wish to give it your own personal touch. Balloons by La Galerie de Jackie. Bullwinkle is an eleven year old male Wildlife Ambassador, he helps me educate the public about his magnificent species. I was lucky to get this perfect shot of him when he decided to climb into the playpen.
Product Id: 1360626
Now you’re Old enough Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: This is a card that can be used to say Happy Birtday to a boy or man when he is old enough to see a nude.
Product Id: 1115978
Happy Birthday, Adult, Sexy, Wicked Hot Dude! Lava…
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Inside Text: That’s Why I Lava You So Much! Happy Birthday, Sexy!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: This is an original oil painting reproduced here in card form, inspired by lava and water. I love to experiment and go to the extreme in color and design to make it fun for me and the viewer. You can add inner text to the inner card to make it your own. Thank you for shopping at Bright's
Product Id: 770552
Birthday Lion Tamer card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Stud We know what you want So go get some Cougar Tail!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 611048
Fiance sexy adult birthday card
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Inside Text: No one else in all the world could love you as I do. Have a wonderful Birthday xxx
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 462944
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