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Sexy Birthday - RETRO FUNNY card
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Inside Text: Sorry, I don’t do toes. How about I kiss the other thing, TWICE! Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 514939
Funny a friend getting older birthday cartoon card
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Inside Text: You’re getting older, old friend. Menu choices are now column A, column B or column S for soft. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Didn't we all study the ancient histories and fabled relics of eras past? Learning the column names was part of my youth's training. Now that I've aged I have to relearn a few ...
Product Id: 1352664
Bad Boy Birthday card
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Inside Text: After Cake and Balloon’s Your Good Girl is going to GO BAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Kay Murphy
Product Id: 262526
Rhino card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! You big HORNY RHINO!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 540625
Amusing adult birthday wish for him and his bad bo…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday you dirty, dirty dog!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: It's his birthday and he's been especially bad lately. Give this card to him and tell him he's been a bad, bad boy!
Product Id: 1509968
Funny Adult Birthday Another Year Older Another Wr…
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Inside Text: ... on the old nutsack! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card with a cartoon man and the words: Another year older, and another wrinkle ... Inside says: ... on the old nutsack!! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1617496
Funny Adult Birthday Card For Him From One Old Far…
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Inside Text: ... from one old fart to another! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Birthday card for him, with a cartoon man and the words: Happy Birthday, Old Man ... Inside says: ... from one old fart to another! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1617498
Now you’re Old enough Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: This is a card that can be used to say Happy Birtday to a boy or man when he is old enough to see a nude.
Product Id: 1115976
HAPPY BIRTHDAY card
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Inside Text: INSIDE IS BLANK
Artist: jeffrey durrett
Product Id: 311392
Oh! Valentine Birthday card
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Inside Text: I meant, since your birthday is on Valentine’s Day, you could put a ’H E A R T’ on!
Artist: Cherie
Artist Notes: You can change the text inside or leave it blank. Matte finish. Cherie's Art ©2009
Product Id: 356123
Sexy Naughty Birthday - Sexy Cowgirl card
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Inside Text: No doubt you’ll receive Many wishes today, But none more sexy or say what I’ll say... Here’s wishing your Birthday Is only the start Of a wonderful year That will bag you a tart! If you play your cards right!! Happy Birthday Hunk xx
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Artist Notes: avalonbears@talktalk.net .. Please feel free to contact me at any time regarding customization of the cards, I am always happy to help.
Product Id: 663355
Now you’re Old enough Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: This is a card that can be used to say Happy Birtday to a boy or man when he is old enough to see a nude.
Product Id: 1115992
Mud Flap Babe Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! It’s no secret what you want!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 399693
Happy Birthday Sexy Card
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Inside Text: Dream On!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 382913
Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: NicoleB Photography
Product Id: 164756
Birthday Proposition Couple card
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Inside Text: happy birthday do you want your present now?
Artist: Cathy Koestner
Product Id: 760006
Amusing adult lucky once a year happy birthday car…
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Inside Text: So, once a year you get lucky and you’ll have to beg me to stop, big boy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon bar scene shows an old patron complaining about his love life. It took him three hours to adequately explain himself. This card is a womanly way to say happy birthday!
Product Id: 1382376
Missing you on your birthday-Adult, Sexy card
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Inside Text: I’ll be missing you tonight! Happy Birthday! I Love You!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491312
I’m Looking For The Birthday Boy! card
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Inside Text: I Found Him!
Artist: Alice's Artwerks
Artist Notes: I'm Looking For The Birthday Boy greeting card with photo of woman and text.
Product Id: 211822
Few Good Semen Sperm Bank Funny Birthday Card for …
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Inside Text: The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: Good genes are hard to come by. So don’t the best among us owe it to the rest of us to reproduce like rabbits, only in safe and clean medical facilities of course. Certainly you must know a guy who deserves this distinction.
Product Id: 1287548
Many Called Few Frozen Sperm Bank Funny Birthday C…
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Inside Text: The world would be a much better place with more people like you. Happy Birthday!
Artist: © Dan Brown
Artist Notes: To parody the famous words of President John F. Kennedy, “Many are called. Few are frozen.” Ain’t it the truth. And would the world be a much better place with more people like that special friend of yours.
Product Id: 1287538
Happy Birthday, Cartoon African American Lady in B…
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Inside Text: To you!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: A fun birthday card sure to raise a smile. A cartoon of an african american burlesque dancer, lying in a large cocktail glass with one leg in the air.
Product Id: 1599992
Partner sexy adult birthday card
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Inside Text: No one else in all the world could love you as I do. Have a wonderful Birthday xxx
Artist: Moonlake Designs
Product Id: 462945
Sexy Gift for His Birthday card
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Inside Text: I have an exciting gift for your birthday! I have to give it to you personally. It is something special JUST FOR YOU! Let’s CELEBRATE!
Artist: Geree McDermott in Pichilemu, Chile
Product Id: 456430
Adult, Sexy, Rainbow Card, Checkered Past Birthday…
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Inside Text: I can help you keep up that reputation, if you like. Happy Birthday, You Naughty Boy!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: You may change or delete the text inside to make it your own message. Original design by Bright. Thank You for Shopping with Bright!
Product Id: 875983
Old enough Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: This is a card that can be used to say Happy Birtday to a boy or man when he is old enough to see a nude.
Product Id: 1115964
Sexy Birthday card
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Inside Text: I hope he likes chocolate cake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 402835
Now you’re Old enough Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Jan Keteleer
Artist Notes: This is a card that can be used to say Happy Birtday to a boy or man when he is old enough to see a nude.
Product Id: 1115994
Birthday Wishes Adult Humor Hey Guy Sexy Mod Women…
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Inside Text: Here’s hoping all of your birthday wishes come true!
Artist: Betsy Bush
Artist Notes: Send fun adult humor birthday wishes to a guy with this design of two sexy women at a roadside stand offering shot & a beer for 25 cents on a mod look pink & orange background with a humorous suggestion on a way to spend his special day.Original digital art design by Betsy Bush,Birthday Cards Cafe'
Product Id: 1155038
Humorous Adult Getting Older Birthday With Age Com…
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Inside Text: ... and grey pubes and saggy balls! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Getting Older Birthday card with a cartoon older man and the words: With age comes wisdom ... Inside says: ... and grey pubes and saggy balls! Happy Birthday
Product Id: 1632662
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