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Happy Retirement, you daredevil! card
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Inside Text: Congratulations! Hope you have a devilishly fun retirement!
Artist: Cartertoons Media, LLC
Artist Notes: A "Retirement congratulations" card, from Cartertoons Media. Give a little laughter to somebody today with a zany Cartertoons humor card, only by Jon Carter!
Product Id: 1277596
Tired of all the Bull Retirement humor card
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Inside Text: When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement, you’ve earned it!
Artist: M. Rosso
Original image by:
Memo Angeles/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: Send this humorous joke to someone who is retiring and tired of all the bull! Animated bull hiding behind a wood fence wall giving a thumbs up.
Product Id: 1313572
You’re retiring! Retirement card with sleeping cat…
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Inside Text: Or not! It’s really your choice. Whether you decide to read, relax, travel the world, work on your hobbies or something else entirely, here’s hoping your retirement is everything you ever dreamed it could be, and more! Congratulations!
Artist: Micklyn Le Feuvre
Artist Notes: A hand drawn illustration of a cute, grey, cartoon cat fast asleep on a huge pile of books with titles like: 1001 New Ways to Relax. Text: You're retiring! Finally, a chance to catch up on all the books you've always wanted to read! A cute, humorous card for someone who is about to retire.
Product Id: 1064617
Socks and Sandals Retirement Congrats Card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: Funny congratulations greeting card features a photo of a man's feet in socks and sandals standing proudly in his driveway. Placed on a colorful wavy plaid background and a bit of sarcasm in the sentiment. Perfect for any achiever with a sense of humor.
Product Id: 964559
The End is Near - retirement, any occasion, funny …
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Eh-Okay Art Cards
Artist Notes: It's night; full dark. Suddenly before you is something large and white. As your eyes adjust, you see the smiling face of a polar bear turning back to look at you. You realize you are looking right at the end, and The End is Near.
Product Id: 1262890
Little Springy Cartoon Cow Happy Retirement card
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Inside Text: You’ve finally been put out to pasture! Hope your Retirement is "Udder-ly" Amazing!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Artist Notes: Card can be customized to fit your needs and occasion. If there is something specific you are looking for-- let me know and I can add it for you! Thanks for looking! =)
Product Id: 956229
Funny cartoon retirement card- a former tightrope …
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Inside Text: There inevitably comes that realization when you know it’s time to call it quits. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Cartertoons
Artist Notes: Card features cartoon showing two men talking at a party. One of them has legs which appear stretched, all the way into his torso. The other is saying, "So Erma tells me you were a tightrope walker." Cartertoons humor cards are available in every category, including birthdays, anniversaries, and more! Give a little laughter to somebody today with a zany Cartertoons humor card, only by Jon Carter!
Product Id: 1316866
Retirement Casual Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays Thur…
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! Enjoy!
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Artist Notes: An office memo goes out announcing Casual Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays--because the recipient has retired. They can wear whatever they want now that they are out of the office.
Product Id: 1514796
Tired of all the Bull Retirement humor card
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Inside Text: When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement; you’ve earned it!
Artist: KC Steffensen
Original image by:
Memo Angeles/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: Send this humorous joke to someone who is retiring and tired of all the bull!
Product Id: 1567920
Retirement Congrats, Funny - You’re Such the Ultim…
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Inside Text: Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Kathleen Johnson
Artist Notes: Congratulate someone on their retirement with this fun typography style card which jokingly states, "I CAN"T BELIEVE IT! You are such the ultimate QUITTER" in bold white, yellow, and black letters on turquoise background. Headline is followed by smaller caption in white (but, I admit “retiring” is a pretty good excuse.). Inside can be customized with your own message.
Product Id: 1519912
Funny congratulations to card recipient upon retir…
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Inside Text: The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon shows two non-working fellows making observations on a worker in a suit strolling by. The verse inside congratulates the card recipient on retiring and beginning the stress-free life.
Product Id: 1286956
Retirement - I hired a clown for your party but he…
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Inside Text: I hired a clown for your party but he’s had a little engine trouble and probably won’t be there in time. He also took the $50 that was stuffed in this card. Happy Retirement?
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Artist Notes: Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered
Product Id: 923191
CONGRATULATIONS RETIREMENT SLOT MACHINE card
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Inside Text: WISHING YOU A HAPPY RETIREMENT, AND I HOPE YOU HIT THE BIG JACKPOT!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1076876
Retirement Congratulations What Do You Call One Wh…
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Inside Text: Retired! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Congratulations on your retirement card. there is a silly grinning cartoon character with the words, What do you call someone who loves Mondays? Inside says, Retired! Congratulations
Product Id: 1545882
Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Everyone has a bucket list, some secret wants, some open. Make certain your bucket is full before you kick it.
Product Id: 1562112
Funny Congratulations On Retirement Card With Man …
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Congratulations on your retirement card with a cartoon showing a man in the men's room sitting on the toilet. There's a laptop on his lap and he's on a cell phone. The words say, For the last time, I am not a workaholic! Inside says, Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy!
Product Id: 1572066
Retirement License Plates Retired Humor for Retire…
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Inside Text: Enjoy the ride!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Artist Notes: Playful send-off and congratulations for the retiree. Loaded with funny references and messages to decipher like no more work, early-bird specials, never too old, and golf that every retired person can relate to. Well wishes for happiness, play, and enjoyment for their retirement life!
Product Id: 1578032
Retirement License Plates Retired Humor for Retire…
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Inside Text: Enjoy the ride!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Artist Notes: Playful send-off and congratulations for the retiree. Loaded with funny references and messages to decipher like no more work, early-bird specials, never too old, and golf that every retired person can relate to. Well wishes for happiness, play, and enjoyment for their retirement life!
Product Id: 1578032
Retirement License Plates Retired Humor for Retire…
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Inside Text: Enjoy the ride!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Artist Notes: Playful send-off and congratulations for the retiree. Loaded with funny references and messages to decipher like no more work, early-bird specials, never too old, and golf that every retired person can relate to. Well wishes for happiness, play, and enjoyment for their retirement life!
Product Id: 1578032
Retirement License Plates Retired Humor for Retire…
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Inside Text: Enjoy the ride!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Artist Notes: Playful send-off and congratulations for the retiree. Loaded with funny references and messages to decipher like no more work, early-bird specials, never too old, and golf that every retired person can relate to. Well wishes for happiness, play, and enjoyment for their retirement life!
Product Id: 1578032
Retirement Greeting Card. Vintage Jolly Man card
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Inside Text: You’ve Earned It!
Artist: Mairin Studio
Product Id: 939522
Zen Congratulations - a funny retirement congratul…
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A funny retirement congratulations card, featuring a bad poem and illustration, about our "enlightened" applause for your sublime accomplishment.
Product Id: 1477850
Humorous retirement congrats with bag of cash cart…
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Inside Text: "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I’m sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: All the years I put in and what I got was a weak bladder and a rash. The cartoon employee retiring at least has a chance at a reward if he's fast enough. Artwork was rendered in pen and ink.
Product Id: 1228968
Amusing Modern Cave Man Retirement Congratulations…
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Inside Text: It’s been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cave people in the cartoon are about to travel to work on stone in this early version of mass transit. The card congratulates a modern cave man retiring from the daily grind, grind being the operative word.
Product Id: 1376480
Retirement bear with beer mug card
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Inside Text: Kick back and relax ... you’ve earned it!
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Product Id: 1022115
Retirement Male card
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Inside Text: The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~Author Unknown Happy Retirement!
Artist: Antoinette van Kleeff
Artist Notes: Original artwork by Whimsy Primsy used with permission.
Product Id: 919702
Retirement Congratulations Funny Rat Race Theme ca…
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Inside Text: On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Congratulate a co-worker, friend, or family member on finally retiring from the rat race with this fun retirement congratulations greeting featuring a faded skyline, three 'office rats' in suits and one happy rat crossing the finish line to freedom!
Product Id: 1420082
Take A Break - a funny retirement congratulations …
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Inside Text: Congratulations
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A funny retirement congratulations card, featuring a bad poem and illustration, that outlines some of the core competencies of retirement.
Product Id: 1372896
Ready to Retire? card
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Inside Text: Heck, you’ve still got plenty of tread left! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Diane N. Ennis
Artist Notes: This photograph was affected in Photoshop to make it look like a painting.
Product Id: 923032
Angry Wife to Retired Man Making Paper Airplanes. …
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Retirement card showing a man making and throwing paper airplanes. His angry wife says, This Is NOT How I Pictured Your Retirement!
Product Id: 1473116
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