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Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such the Ultimate Quitter card
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| 1 - 1* | $3.89 |
| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
| 5 - 9 | $3.19 |
| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
| 25 - 49 | $2.79 |
| 50 - 99 | $2.59 |
| 100 - 199* | $2.29 |
| 200 - 499* | $2.19 |
| 500 - 999* | $1.79 |
| 1,000 - 2,999* | $1.59 |
| 3,000+* | See bulk pricing |
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Inside Text:
Seriously, your long-awaited
freedom is well deserved!
Congratulations on your retirement!
freedom is well deserved!
Congratulations on your retirement!
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Product ID:
1519912
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In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Congratulate someone on their retirement with this fun typography style card which jokingly states, "I CAN"T BELIEVE IT! You are such the ultimate QUITTER" in bold white, yellow, and black letters on turquoise background. Headline is followed by smaller caption in white (but, I admit “retiring” is a pretty good excuse.). Inside can be customized with your own message.
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