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Amusing bathroom humor retirement congrats for a…

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Inside Text: Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385762
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Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!

Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419638
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Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!

Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1419664
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Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!

Retirement Congratulations Funny Rat Race Theme

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Inside Text: On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 1420082
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On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT!

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Retirement Congratulations What Do You Call One…

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Inside Text: Retired! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1545882
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Retired! Congratulations

Nappy (Happy) Retirement For Anyone Funny Cat…

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Inside Text: Relax & enjoy! Congratulations!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Product Id: 1548342
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Relax & enjoy! Congratulations!

Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562112
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Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.

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Nothing's Perfect Retirement is as Close as it…

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Inside Text: Enjoy every single moment because you earned it!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Product Id: 1578028
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Enjoy every single moment because you earned it!

Retirement License Plates Retired Humor for…

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Inside Text: Enjoy the ride!
Artist: Judith Gorgone
Product Id: 1578032
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Enjoy the ride!

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Humorous Retirement Card With Cows We Herd You…

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Inside Text: That's UDDERLY awesome! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1580404
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That's UDDERLY awesome! Congratulations

Retirement Card From All Of Us With Cartoon…

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Inside Text: We were too damn cheap to buy individual cards! Wishing you a wonderful retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1581844
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We were too damn cheap to buy individual cards! Wishing you a wonderful retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card With Cartoon Behind Every…

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Inside Text: ... wishing he'd go back to work! Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1587278
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... wishing he'd go back to work! Congratulations on your retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card Now You're Free To Do…

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Inside Text: ... your wife tells you to do! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1587280
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... your wife tells you to do! Congratulations

Congratulations On Retirement Card With To-Do List…

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Inside Text: Mission accomplished! Congratulations on your retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1588952
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Mission accomplished! Congratulations on your retirement

Humorous Retirement This Place Is Really Going To…

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Inside Text: . . . even more than it usually does! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1667520
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. . . even more than it usually does! Happy Retirement!

Humorous Retirement Card Best Part Is Not Having…

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Inside Text: Not having to set the alarm for the next day! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1683858
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Not having to set the alarm for the next day! Congratulations

Humorous Retirement Only Trouble Is You Never Get…

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Inside Text: . . . you never get a day off! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693684
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. . . you never get a day off! Happy Retirement!

Humorous Retirement Mantra Don't Want To Don't…

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Inside Text: Don't want to. Don't need to. Can't make me. Congratulations On Your Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693686
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Don't want to. Don't need to. Can't make me. Congratulations On Your Retirement!

Humorous Retirement You Can Do Nothing Without…

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Inside Text: . . . worrying about getting caught at it! Congratulations On Your Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693688
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. . . worrying about getting caught at it! Congratulations On Your Retirement!

Humorous Retirement You're Not Retired You're Now…

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Inside Text: Now you're a full time grandma! Congratulations On Your Retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1693692
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Now you're a full time grandma! Congratulations On Your Retirement!

Humorous Retirement Congratulations On Your Escape…

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Inside Text: Happy Retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1696792
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Happy Retirement

Humorous Retirement So You Decided To Retire And…

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Inside Text: What are you going to do for the second month? Happy Retirement
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1698388
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What are you going to do for the second month? Happy Retirement

Humorous Retirement They Retire Race Horses And…

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Inside Text: Maybe retirement won't be so boring after all! Congratulations!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1700950
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Maybe retirement won't be so boring after all! Congratulations!

Humorous Congratulations On Retirement With…

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Inside Text: Congratulations!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1702254
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Congratulations!

Congratulations Retirement The Best Way To Think…

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Inside Text: . . . two six-month vacations a year! Congratulations
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1708810
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. . . two six-month vacations a year! Congratulations

Congratulations Your Retirement Enjoy Your…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1708816
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Congratulations on your retirement!

Coworker Retirement With Angry Cartoon Bear You…

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Inside Text: We meant to say, "Happy Retirement!"
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1712386
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We meant to say, "Happy Retirement!"

Ready to Retire?

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Inside Text: Heck, you've still got plenty of tread left! Happy Retirement!
Artist: Diane N. Ennis
Product Id: 923032
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Heck, you've still got plenty of tread left! Happy Retirement!

Sometimes - funny/humorous congratulations

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Inside Text: Congratulations!
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Product Id: 1069315
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Congratulations!

Funny Devilishly Warm Retirement Congratulations

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1196508
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CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.