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Amusing bathroom humor retirement congrats for a…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1385762 |
Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!
Retirement Funny Pirate Theme with a Vintage Touch
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| Inside Text: | With a "Yo-Heave-Ho!" and a "Fare-you-well!" We plunge you deep in the retirement swell! Shiver me timbers, matey, you've done it! |
| Artist: | ©Doreen Erhardt |
| Product Id: | 1386824 |
With a "Yo-Heave-Ho!" and a "Fare-you-well!" We plunge you deep in the retirement swell! Shiver me timbers, matey, you've done it!
Congratulations On Your Retirement or Early…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | RELAX AND PUT YOUR FEET UP |
| Artist: | Dee Gee |
| Product Id: | 1416540 |
RELAX AND PUT YOUR FEET UP
Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419638 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Funny Happy Retirement hobby and collecting…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1419664 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll have all the time in the world to pursue that bizarre little hobby you have. ENJOY!
Retirement Congratulations Funny Rat Race Theme
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| Inside Text: | On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT! |
| Artist: | ©Doreen Erhardt |
| Product Id: | 1420082 |
On making it through the MAZE! HAPPY RETIREMENT!
Cartoon of man relaxing in hammock in Australian…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So just relax, you're not over the anthill yet. |
| Artist: | Alan Benge |
| Product Id: | 1420132 |
So just relax, you're not over the anthill yet.
Wishing You A Happy Retirement. A Snowman retires…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It's time to put your feet up. CONGRATULATIONS |
| Artist: | Dee Gee |
| Product Id: | 1421896 |
It's time to put your feet up. CONGRATULATIONS
No More Clock Watching Retirement
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Your Time Is Now Your Own Congratulations On Your Retirement. |
| Artist: | Brian McConnell |
| Product Id: | 1428600 |
Your Time Is Now Your Own Congratulations On Your Retirement.
Humorous Retirement Congratulations
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| Inside Text: | Forget the present, I didn't get you one. Congratulations on your retirement. Have lots of fun. |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1439378 |
Forget the present, I didn't get you one. Congratulations on your retirement. Have lots of fun.
Funny Retirement Card, Nacho Average Old Person
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old person. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441868 |
Now you are a retired old person. Congratulations
Funny Retirement Card for a Man, Nacho Average Old…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old man. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441870 |
Now you are a retired old man. Congratulations
Funny Retirement Card for a Woman, Nacho Average…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Now you are a retired old lady. Congratulations |
| Artist: | Amy Hadden |
| Product Id: | 1441942 |
Now you are a retired old lady. Congratulations
Retirement Congratulations with Comic Older Man…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Judy Adamson |
| Product Id: | 1469118 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Angry Wife to Retired Man Making Paper Airplanes.
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1473116 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Zen Congratulations - a funny retirement…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bad Poetry Cards |
| Product Id: | 1477850 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Retirement Casual Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! Enjoy! |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Product Id: | 1514796 |
Congratulations on your retirement! Enjoy!
Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such the…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Kathleen Johnson |
| Product Id: | 1519912 |
Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement!
Retirement Congratulations What Do You Call One…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Retired! Congratulations |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1545882 |
Retired! Congratulations
Nappy (Happy) Retirement For Anyone Funny Cat…
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| Inside Text: | Relax & enjoy! Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Sharon Dominick Photography |
| Product Id: | 1548342 |
Relax & enjoy! Congratulations!
Congratulations On Your Retirement With Cartoon…
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| Inside Text: | Now that's a really big dill! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1548910 |
Now that's a really big dill!
Congratulations On Retiring Card You Know The Best…
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| Inside Text: | When you learn they had to hire three people to do your job! Congratulations on your retirement |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1553186 |
When you learn they had to hire three people to do your job! Congratulations on your retirement
Amusing Retirement and Bucket List Suggestion
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1562112 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things before you kick it.
Amusing Retirement Congrats and a Bucket for Your…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1562376 |
Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. I hope your bucket is filled with wonderful things from your list before you kick it.
Tired of all the Bull Retirement humor
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| Inside Text: | When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement; you've earned it! |
| Artist: | KC Steffensen |
| Product Id: | 1567920 |
When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement; you've earned it!
Funny Retirement Crying Baby Don't Worry About Us
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| Inside Text: | ... in time, we'll be all right. Wishing you all happiness in your retirement! |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Product Id: | 1570616 |
... in time, we'll be all right. Wishing you all happiness in your retirement!
Funny Congratulations On Retirement Card With Man…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy! |
| Artist: | Laughing Hippo Studio |
| Product Id: | 1572066 |
Congratulations on your retirement. Maybe now you can take it easy!
Nothing's Perfect Retirement is as Close as it…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Enjoy every single moment because you earned it! |
| Artist: | Judith Gorgone |
| Product Id: | 1578028 |
Enjoy every single moment because you earned it!
Retirement License Plates Retired Humor for…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Enjoy the ride! |
| Artist: | Judith Gorgone |
| Product Id: | 1578032 |
Enjoy the ride!
Hope Your Retirement Is One Big Par Tee Golf Humor
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It will be of COURSE! |
| Artist: | Judith Gorgone |
| Product Id: | 1578036 |
It will be of COURSE!
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