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> Congratulations > Retirement > Humor
Retirement Male
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| Inside Text: | The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~Author Unknown Happy Retirement! |
| Artist: | Antoinette van Kleeff |
| Product Id: | 919702 |
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~Author Unknown Happy Retirement!
No more $#@! surprises! Happy Retirement!
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| Inside Text: | No more $#@! surprises Happy Retirement! |
| Artist: | © Mike Baldwin |
| Product Id: | 919998 |
No more $#@! surprises Happy Retirement!
Ready to Retire?
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| Inside Text: | Heck, you've still got plenty of tread left! Happy Retirement! |
| Artist: | Diane N. Ennis |
| Product Id: | 923032 |
Heck, you've still got plenty of tread left! Happy Retirement!
Happy Retirement Sorry I Couldn't Be There I Had a…
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| Inside Text: | Happy Retirement! Sorry I couldn't be there, I had a little car trouble |
| Artist: | © Mike Baldwin |
| Product Id: | 923191 |
Happy Retirement! Sorry I couldn't be there, I had a little car trouble
Retirement Greeting Card. Vintage Jolly Man
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| Inside Text: | You've Earned It! |
| Artist: | Mairin Studio |
| Product Id: | 939522 |
You've Earned It!
Little Springy Cartoon Cow Happy Retirement
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| Inside Text: | You've finally been put out to pasture! Hope your Retirement is "Udder-ly" Amazing! |
| Artist: | Nicole Spencer |
| Product Id: | 956229 |
You've finally been put out to pasture! Hope your Retirement is "Udder-ly" Amazing!
Socks and Sandals Retirement Congrats Greeting…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Lisa Crisafi |
| Product Id: | 964559 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Retirement bear with beer mug
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| Inside Text: | Kick back and relax ... you've earned it! |
| Artist: | Maria Dryfhout |
| Product Id: | 1022115 |
Kick back and relax ... you've earned it!
Retirement Congratulations for Cat and Book Lover
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| Inside Text: | Or not! It's really your choice. Whether you decide to read, relax, travel the world, work on your hobbies or something else entirely, here's hoping your retirement is everything you ever dreamed it could be, and more! Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Micklyn Le Feuvre |
| Product Id: | 1064617 |
Or not! It's really your choice. Whether you decide to read, relax, travel the world, work on your hobbies or something else entirely, here's hoping your retirement is everything you ever dreamed it could be, and more! Congratulations!
Sometimes - funny/humorous congratulations
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations! |
| Artist: | Bad Poetry Cards |
| Product Id: | 1069315 |
Congratulations!
CONGRATULATIONS RETIREMENT SLOT MACHINE
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| Inside Text: | WISHING YOU A HAPPY RETIREMENT, AND I HOPE YOU HIT THE BIG JACKPOT! |
| Artist: | Jeannette Goff |
| Product Id: | 1076876 |
WISHING YOU A HAPPY RETIREMENT, AND I HOPE YOU HIT THE BIG JACKPOT!
Fun BOOYAH On your Career Coach Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1195658 |
As a Career Coach you advised others to retire when:#1 - they forget names.#2 - they forget faces.#3 - they forget to zip up their fly.#4 - they forget to unzip their fly. Coach RickeyNow you're THERE!Congrats on your decisionto retire!
Funny Devilishly Warm Retirement Congratulations
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| Inside Text: | CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1196508 |
CONGRATULATIONS! Retirement means never having to worry about what to wear any more.
Fun retirement congrats with sandman, cats &…
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| Inside Text: | Here's hoping RETIREMENT is everything you've dreamed of. Enjoy it and the extra sleep! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1204204 |
Here's hoping RETIREMENT is everything you've dreamed of. Enjoy it and the extra sleep!
Fun dog-oriented retirement congrats - glad you're…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! We're glad you're out! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1212058 |
Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! We're glad you're out!
Humorous retirement congrats with bag of cash…
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| Inside Text: | "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1228968 |
"The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm sure money would have been better, but whatever ... CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Humpty Dumpty Funny Congratulations Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | Wishing you a long and happy retirement. Congratulations! |
| Artist: | © Dan Brown |
| Product Id: | 1259424 |
Wishing you a long and happy retirement. Congratulations!
The End is Near - retirement, any occasion, funny
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Eh-Okay Art Cards |
| Product Id: | 1262890 |
Congratulations on your retirement!
Congratulations on your retirement, free bird!
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations on your retirement, free bird! |
| Artist: | Cartertoons Media, LLC |
| Product Id: | 1277576 |
Congratulations on your retirement, free bird!
Happy Retirement, you daredevil
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations! Hope you have a devilishly fun retirement! |
| Artist: | Cartertoons Media, LLC |
| Product Id: | 1277596 |
Congratulations! Hope you have a devilishly fun retirement!
Amusing congrats on your retirement cartoon
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| Inside Text: | It's your time in life to do all the things you dreamed of ... Congratulations on your RETIREMENT! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1280906 |
It's your time in life to do all the things you dreamed of ... Congratulations on your RETIREMENT!
Funny congratulations to card recipient upon…
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| Inside Text: | The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1286956 |
The working world stress just went away for you. From here on out your only stress will be remembering to change your underwear daily. CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement!
Jewish Humor Matador El Shlemiel Oy Vey Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | Wishing you a soft landing in your retirement! |
| Artist: | © Dan Brown |
| Product Id: | 1290228 |
Wishing you a soft landing in your retirement!
Bull Sketch Take Retirement By the Horns humor
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| Inside Text: | You will really be missed!We know you will take retirementby the horns! |
| Artist: | M.S. Rosso |
| Product Id: | 1313570 |
You will really be missed!We know you will take retirementby the horns!
Tired of all the Bull Retirement humor
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| Inside Text: | When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement, you've earned it! |
| Artist: | M.S. Rosso |
| Product Id: | 1313572 |
When you are tired of all the bull! Enjoy your retirement, you've earned it!
Funny cartoon retirement card- a former tightrope…
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| Inside Text: | There inevitably comes that realization when you know it's time to call it quits. Congratulations on your retirement! |
| Artist: | Cartertoons |
| Product Id: | 1316866 |
There inevitably comes that realization when you know it's time to call it quits. Congratulations on your retirement!
Humorous Old Dogs at Bar - Toast Your Retirement…
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| Inside Text: | Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1334914 |
Tonight, old dog, I'm raising my glass to you and toasting your well-won retirement. HIP, HIP, HOORAH!
Amusing retirement and clock cartoon
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| Inside Text: | You've been at it a long time. Now you can set your clock however you want. CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1367500 |
You've been at it a long time. Now you can set your clock however you want. CONGRATULATIONS on your well-earned retirement!
Take A Break - a funny retirement congratulations…
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| Inside Text: | Congratulations |
| Artist: | Bad Poetry Cards |
| Product Id: | 1372896 |
Congratulations
Amusing Modern Cave Man Retirement Congratulations…
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| Inside Text: | It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind! |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Product Id: | 1376480 |
It's been quite a ride! CONGRATULATIONS on your retirement from the daily grind!
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