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Jewish Humor Noah Iceberg Biblical Birthday Card

What's a party without plenty of ice? Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor David & Goliath Biblical Aim High…

It's your birthday. Aim high!

Jewish Humor Solomon Baby Biblical Birthday Card

Happy Birthday to the wisest person I know.

Jewish Humor Daniel Lion Biblical Birthday Card

Hope your birthday is anything but tame!

Jewish Humor Good Education Birthday Card

There's nothing sexier than an educated woman. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Putts Golfer Jewish Birthday Card

Happy Birthday to a man who has always had his priorities straight!

Jewish Humor Spare Rib Jewish Birthday Card

It's your birthday. You should eat.

Jewish Humor Isaac Breastfeed Biblical Birthday…

You must have had lots of advantages as a kid. Look how well you turned out! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Jewish Humor Joseph Fat Cows Biblical Birthday…

Dreams are what you make of them. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Moses Burning Bush Biblical Birthday…

It's your birthday. You are hereby commanded to have s'more fun!

Jewish Humor David & Goliath Slinger Not Thong…

Always remember, it's the slinger, not the thong. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Circumcised Banana Birth Announcement…

Please welcome to the world: Name:____________________ Weight:___________________ Length:___________________ Born:____________________

Jewish Humor Mohels Birth Announcement for Girl

It's a girl! Born:_______________________ Name:______________________ Weight______________________ Length______________________

Jewish Humor Good Education Graduation Card

There's nothing sexier than an educated woman. Congratulations, Graduate!

Jewish Humor Noah's Ark Iceberg Biblical Party…

What's a party without plenty of ice? And what's a party without you? Please join us: Date:________________ Time:________________ R.S.V.P.:______________

Jewish Humor Moses Burning Bush Biblical BBQ…

Please join us for our backyard barbecue! Date:________________ Time:_________________ R.S.V.P.:_______________

Jewish Humor Solomon Baby Bar Mitzvah…

Now that you're a Bar Mitzvah, may you always be guided by wisdom. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Daniel Lion Bar Mitzvah…

Your Bar Mitzvah is one tough act to follow. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Noah Iceberg Bar Mitzvah…

What's a Bar Mitzvah party without plenty of ice? Enjoy your special day. You've earned it! Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor David Goliath Biblical Anniversary…

God only knows where I'd be without your support. Happy Anniversary to my sexy wife!

Jewish Humor David Goliath Biblical Love & Romance…

God only knows where I'd be without your support.

Jewish Humor Shylock Pound of Flesh Valentine's…

Happy Valentine's Day!

Jewish Humor Frozen People Jewish Christmas Card

We're dreaming of a white Christmas, too. Have a merry one!

Jewish Humor Kissed Under the Mazeltoe Jewish…

So, when you come right down to it, we're not all that different underneath, are we? Merry Christmas!

Jewish Humor Posture Final Mother's Day Card Thank…

Thanks, Mom, for giving me all the skills to succeed in life. Happy Mother's Day!

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag Auto Racing Blank Note Cards

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag Auto Racing Blank…

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag Auto Racing…

But that's only on Sundays. The rest of the time my heart belongs to you. Happy Anniversary!

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag Auto Racing…

But that's only on Sundays. The rest of the time my heart belongs to you. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Lot's Prayers Biblical Birthday Card

It's your birthday. Hope everything shakes out exactly how you want it.

Nice Guys Finish Last Valentine's Day Card

Happy Valentine's Day to the nicest guy I know!

Nice Guys Finish Last Birthday Card

Happy Birthday to the nicest guy I know.

Nice Guys Finish Last Anniversary Card

Happy Anniversary to the nicest guy I know.

Starfish Lovers Do It Deeper Anniversary Card

From the top of the highest mountain to the bottom of the deepest sea, I'm yours forever. Happy Anniversary!

Jewish Humor First Jewish President Graduation…

Mazel Tov! You're now a graduate. And for you anything is possible.

Jewish Humor Golda Meir Jewish Mother's Day Card

Okay, I made that all up. I just wanted you to know how special you are. Happy Mother's Day!

Jewish Humor Sarah Multitasking Jewish Mother's…

Nobody can do all you do, Mom, and make it look so easy. Happy Mother's Day!

Jewish Humor Strange Day at Wailing Wall Birthday…

May your day be filled with unforgettable exploits and tales of wonder. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Strange Day at Wailing Wall Bar…

May your life as a Bar Mitzvah be filled with unforgettable exploits and tales of wonder. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Hillel's Dog Funny Graduation Card

Okay, Graduate, it's time to change the world!

Jewish Humor Next Year in Orlando Passover Card

Happy Passover! (Wherever you end up celebrating it.)

Jewish Humor Star Shlep Star of David Yarmulke Bar Mitzvah Card

Jewish Humor Star Shlep Star of David Yarmulke Bar…

To explore is to live with purpose. To become a Bar Mitzvah is to explore. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Star Shlep Star of David Yarmulke Bat Mitzvah Card

Jewish Humor Star Shlep Star of David Yarmulke Bat…

To explore is to live with purpose. To become a Bat Mitzvah is to explore. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Star Shlep Star of David Yarmulke…

Okay, you're getting older. But you still look light-years younger than anyone else your age. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Eve Birth Announcement for Girl Card

Please welcome to the world: Name:______________________ Born:______________________ Weight_____________________ Length_____________________

Jewish Humor Bris Kit Jewish Birthday Card for Him

Hey, two good memories out of three ain't bad. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Bris Kit Jewish New Baby…

Congratulations on the birth of your baby boy. May his life overflow with joyous memories!

Jewish Humor Uncle Al Airline Birthday Card

Wherever life takes you, don't let anyone spoil the ride. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Uncle Al Airline Bon Voyage Card

Wherever life takes you, don't let anyone spoil the ride. Bon Voyage!

Local Train Slowing Down Getting Older Funny…

Think of yourself as a local. Happy Father's Day!

Jewish humor Elijah White House Seder Passover…

Happy Passover!

Jewish humor Do Not Disturb Angel of Death…

Happy Passover!

Jewish Humor Ants Afikomen Too Well Hidden…

Happy Passover!

Jewish Humor Plague of Blood AB-negative Passover…

Hope you have an uncommonly good and happy Passover!

Jewish Humor Tevye Milk Money Funny Chanukah Card

But some mean kids at school stole his milk money. Happy Chanukah!

Jewish Humor Tevye Milk Money Birthday Card

But some mean kids at school stole his milk money. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Strange Day at Wailing Wall Bat Mitzvah Card

Jewish Humor Strange Day at Wailing Wall Bat…

May your life as a Bat Mitzvah be filled with unforgettable exploits and tales of wonder. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor First Jewish President Bat Mitzvah Card

Jewish Humor First Jewish President Bat Mitzvah…

Mazel Tov! You're now a Bat Mitzvah. And for you anything is possible.

Jewish Humor Noah Iceberg Bat Mitzvah Congratulations

Jewish Humor Noah Iceberg Bat Mitzvah…

What's a Bat Mitzvah party without plenty of ice? Enjoy your special day. You've earned it! Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Daniel Lion Bat Mitzvah Congratulations

Jewish Humor Daniel Lion Bat Mitzvah…

Your Bat Mitzvah is one tough act to follow. Mazel Tov!

Jewish Humor Graffiti Artist Tenth Plague Passover…

Happy Passover!

Jewish Humor Matador El Shlemiel Get Well Oy Vey…

No bull. Hope you get well real soon!

Jewish Humor Ortho Docs Dental Birthday Card

Let's see that million dollar smile!

Retired Frog Construction Workers Funny Retirement Card

Retired Frog Construction Workers Funny Retirement…

May the days ahead be even more glorious and riveting. Happy Retirement!

Starfish Do It Deeper Birthday Card

From the top of the highest mountain to the bottom of the deepest sea, I'm yours forever. Happy Birthday!

Summer Seasonal Happiness Disorder Funny…

Friendship is best with those who make others laugh. Like you!

Jewish Humor Kosher Cows Mating Funny Anniversary…

It's our anniversary. To resist celebrating would be futile!

Jewish Humor Jewish Mothership Mother's Day Mom…

Happy Mother's Day to a truly awesome mom!

Jewish Humor Jewish Mothership Mom Birthday Day…

Happy Birthday to a truly awesome mom!

Jewish Humor Jewish Weight Training Birthday Card…

Repairing the world is a mitzvah. So is taking the time to celebrate your birthday!

Jewish Humor Jewish Weight Training Birthday Card…

Repairing the world is a mitzvah. So is taking the time to celebrate your birthday!

Jewish Humor Morton Hears A Jew Funny Birthday…

Who told him it was your birthday. And since an elephant never forgets, Morton remembered to tell me. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Morton Hears A Jew Funny Anniversary…

Now you know how he remembered it was his anniversary. But I would never need any help remembering ours. Happy Anniversary!

Jewish Humor Samson Mop Toupee Congratulations New…

Congratulations on your new job. Just don't let anyone mop the floor with you!

Defoliated Fluffy Hairless Cat Funny Hair…

Hair loss happens. Even to cool cats like you. But you're doing something about it and that's great. Feel better soon!

Crybaby Cowboy Funny Anniversary Card for Wife

I'm sorry, sweetheart. I always get a little choked up when I think about how lucky I am to have a wife like you. Happy Anniversary!

Fred Play By Rules Funny Birthday Card for him

It's your birthday. Break some rules for a change!

Snowed In NSA Whistleblower Arrested Funny…

It's your birthday. Take the day off. Call in sick. But choose your excuse carefully. The FBI could be listening!

Not Getting Slower Watch Getting Faster Funny…

Getting older isn't so bad with a forever friend like you. I just wish forever was as long as it used to be.

Moderation Never Enough Funny Birthday Card for…

It's your birthday. Screw moderation!

Moderation Never Enough Funny Anniversary Card for…

It's our anniversary. Tonight you're getting all you can eat!

Jewish Humor Jonah Whale Kindle Friendship Funny…

May you always enjoy the warmth of good friends. Happy Birthday!

Gas Again? Flying Farting Toddler Funny Friendship…

One of the great joys in my life is farting around with a friend like you.

Crybaby Cowboy Funny Valentine's Day Card for her

I'm sorry, sweetheart. I always get a little choked up when I think about how lucky I am to have a girl like you. Happy Valentine's Day!

Second Wind Gas Blew Away Field Funny…

Ah, the sweet smell of success. Congratulations!

Anteater Picnic Forgot Ants Funny Anniversary Card…

I might not always get it right. But I sure got it right when I married you. Happy Anniversary!

Jewish Humor Katz Family Fasting Yom Kippur Card

May your Yom Kippur fast be an easy one and the line at your Break-the-Fast be short.

Jewish Humor Bagel Lox Cream Cheese Patch Yom…

Wishing you an easy fast and a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year!

Jewish Humor Kaddish Prayer Birthday Card

Until he found out it was the Kaddish. If it's not the years sneaking up on you, it's something else. Happy Birthday!

Jewish Humor Kaddish Prayer Divorce Card

Until he found out it was the Kaddish. Hang in there, buddy. And watch your back!

Funny Drew Line At Clothing The Naked Birthday…

Happy Birthday to a guy who has always had his priorities straight.

Ambidextrose Eat Sweets with Both Hands Funny…

Happy Birthday, you sweet and talented young thing!

Ambidextrose Eat Sweets with Both Hands Funny…

I could go for a couple of ice cream cones. How about you, my good friend?

Are We There Yet? Child Pushing Car Funny Birthday…

With age and experience come wisdom. Happy Birthday, wise guy!

Are We There Yet? Child Pushing Car Funny…

Yes, you're finally there. Congratulations, graduate!

Sad Day Redwood Forest Funny Friendship Card

Time flies, my friend. But we ain't firewood yet!

Twin Barmaids Big Drinkers Seeing Double Funny…

It's your birthday. Have yourself a double good time!

Twin Barmaids Big Drinkers Seeing Double Funny Divorce Card

Twin Barmaids Big Drinkers Seeing Double Funny…

Breaking up is hard to do. So have yourself a double!

Many Called Few Frozen Sperm Bank Funny Apology…

How much better the world would be with more of you and less of me! I'm so sorry!

Life Reception Helping Hand Fertility Funny Congratulations Card

Life Reception Helping Hand Fertility Funny…

It all began with a brave first step. Then a few missteps. And tears. But you made it. Finally, you made it. And no two will be better parents. Congratulations!

Life Reception Helping Hand Fertility Clinic Funny Encouragement Card

Life Reception Helping Hand Fertility Clinic Funny…

You took the first step. And many since. At times progress has been painfully slow. But how else could you reach your goal, if not by taking baby steps?