Jewish Humor Mohels Birth Announcement for Girl card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

“We three mohels of Brit Milah, Inc./tried to circumcise in a sink./It was slippery./Poor was our snippery./Now the child dresses in pink.” (It helps to recite this verse with the same cadence as the Christmas song, “We Three Kings.) So maybe the child was meant to be a girl after all. These slippery-fingered mohels are certainly banking on it, although it’s doubtful they could charge extra for performing a sex change operation. In any case, what you have here is a very funny and original birth announcement for Jewish girl. One you can only buy from FunnyBone Greetings.