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Funny Announcement about Retiring

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Inside Text: I'm retiring.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1462972
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I'm retiring.

Amusing Retirement and the Lip Saving Reason for…

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Inside Text: I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510276
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I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.

Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…

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Inside Text: It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510658
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It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.

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Funny retirement announcement with bag of cash &…

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Inside Text: I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228946
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I'M RETIRING! I took the money and ran! Now I have time to spend all that accumulated wealth on cheap booze, house repairs, and hemorrhoid creams ...

Funny retirement announcement with clowns cartoon

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Inside Text: Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1318152
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Just to let you know - I've finally retired and I'm looking forward to a bright future of love, laughter, health, hearth and home ... and, oh yeah, the freakin' yard work.

Retirement Announcement for her - Funny

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Inside Text: Guess who's retiring? ME!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 491938
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Guess who's retiring? ME!

I'M Retiring Beach Card Announcement

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Inside Text: Gotta go! The sun, sand and sea is waiting on me!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 897611
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Gotta go! The sun, sand and sea is waiting on me!

Funny Retirement Announcement Pug Dog in…

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Inside Text: It's time to mark new territory!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Product Id: 657775
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It's time to mark new territory!

I am retired, Retirement Announcement, vintage,…

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Inside Text: As of today, it's "Goodbye tension, hello pension" and my fun time has started. I'm retired!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 700925
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As of today, it's "Goodbye tension, hello pension" and my fun time has started. I'm retired!

Retiring - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Yes, and this time it's for real!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 407033
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Yes, and this time it's for real!

Funny Retirement Announcement with French Bulldog…

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Inside Text: Nope!I've changed my mind.Someone else canfetch it now.I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1687574
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Nope!I've changed my mind.Someone else canfetch it now.I'm retiring!

Humorous Electrician Retirement Announcement in…

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Inside Text: So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)
Artist: Stacia Gorge
Product Id: 1383904
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So, you see, although I'm now OFFICIALLY RETIRED, I'm going to enjoy finding NEW WAYS to CHANNEL MY ENERGY! If you have some ideas for me, I'd love to hear from you. (I've got time to be social now.)

Amusing retirement announcement from the postal…

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Inside Text: I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1507166
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I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410978
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I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

Amusing slightly off-color announcement of…

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Inside Text: I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1436950
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I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's retiring. Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362465
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He's retiring. Oh God.

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's Retiring!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364661
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He's Retiring!

I'm retired and you're not!, Old Man with a Grin

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Inside Text: HEH! HEH! HEH!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 863234
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HEH! HEH! HEH!

Funny lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219708
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I'm not washed-up, I'm just retiring from the law practice to spend time at the beach, skiing, traveling, partying, hunting, fishing, relaxing with my sweetheart, reading, and polishing the sports car!

Amusing End of a Career Announcement by a Happy…

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Inside Text: It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1572340
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It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!

Amusing newly-retired male announcing he's made it

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Inside Text: Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509056
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Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!

I am retiring, fish, shells, humor

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Inside Text: Goodbye tension, hello pension! Just wanted to let you know how I'll be spending my time!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Product Id: 794873
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Goodbye tension, hello pension! Just wanted to let you know how I'll be spending my time!

I quit - Dinosaur at the Beach Retirement…

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Inside Text: RETIREMENT (noun) - a time to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!
Artist: Favreau
Product Id: 901195
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RETIREMENT (noun) - a time to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!

Finally Retiring - Dinosaur at the Beach…

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Inside Text: The plan is to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!
Artist: Favreau
Product Id: 901176
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The plan is to get lazy, spoiled and a great suntan!

Retiring or Retired

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Inside Text: He's retiring! Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251748
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He's retiring! Oh God.

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

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Inside Text: I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456924
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I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.

Amusing lawyer retirement announcement

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Inside Text: As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223916
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As a lawyer I've decided to throw off the chains, hang it up and retire. As a retiree I'll be free!

Retirement Announcement

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Inside Text: Yes! He's Retiring! World productivity will surge, we think.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393373
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Yes! He's Retiring! World productivity will surge, we think.

FUNNY Woman Retirement Announcement - Crowd

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Inside Text: Name: Date of Retirement: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 768855
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Name: Date of Retirement: Other:

FUNNY Man Retirement Announcement - Crowd

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Inside Text: Name: Date of Retirement: Other:
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 768858
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Name: Date of Retirement: Other: