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Rat Napping Retirement Announcement

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Inside Text: I'm leaving the rat race.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1759156
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I'm leaving the rat race.

Funny notice of retirement announcement

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Inside Text: It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1219538
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It's been great but I've decided to retire and lie fallow FOREVER!

Humorous announcement - retirement from justice…

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Inside Text: I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1227278
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I did it and I'm no dummy! I've advanced to the end of my career in the justice system and I'M RETIRING!

Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416
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My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

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Inside Text: I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421692
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I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

Amusing pulling the plug retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1448930
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I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!

Amusing God opens a new door retirement…

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Inside Text: I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1500732
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I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.

Grim reaper hobby and a retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1523680
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I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.

Amusing Retirement Announcement and the Ice Floe

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Inside Text: My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1558578
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My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!

Amusing Retirement Announcement and a Long Bucket…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562394
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I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.

Comic Announcement of Retirement and Walk of Fame…

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Inside Text: I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1620906
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I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!

Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667514
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I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!

Amusing Retirement Announcement and My Old Chair

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. I'm planning to introduce my old tush and my favorite old chair to a life-long friendship.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1753946
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I'm retiring. I'm planning to introduce my old tush and my favorite old chair to a life-long friendship.

Amusing Announcement of Retirement and the Gold…

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Inside Text: It's time I call it a day. I'm retiring and looking forward to no clocks in my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1810970
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It's time I call it a day. I'm retiring and looking forward to no clocks in my life.