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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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Old-Age Dwarfs Humor Card
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Inside Text: You’re only as old as you feel. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994609
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: A bottle of WINE, lots of CHOCOLATE, and a GOOD PAIR of TWEEZERS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICK!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 604957
You Know You’re Getting Old When......... card
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Inside Text: You know that you are getting old when people start sending you cards like this. Wishing you a Happy Birthday
Artist: Steve Purnell
Artist Notes: As you get older time takes it's toll. This manikin shows the effects that aging can have on you. This is a humorous card designed for a fun birthday occasion.
Product Id: 1107872
Martini Workout Birthday Card
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Inside Text: YOU CAN GET LIT WHILE YOU STAY FIT!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 594216
Old, Old, Old Bullhorn Humorous Birthday card
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Inside Text: But you’re not dead yet. Let’s celebrate. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Colleen Kong-Savage
Artist Notes: A beastly card with merciless, obnoxious birthday wishes made to amplify age, lest the one you love forgets. An orange little monster hollers over the bullhorn, "Old, old, old" in yellow.
Product Id: 1469460
Over the Hill Funny Birthday Beer Theme in Traditi…
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Inside Text: Drink it all in, it’s all downhill from here!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Great Over the Hill Birthday card done in the traditional black and white theme with a bucket of beer (photo courtesy of Freeimages in the UK), confetti and black balloons for a humorous way to wish someone a Happy Birthday.
Product Id: 1015047
From One Old Goat to Another Humorous Birthday Car…
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Inside Text: We’ve made it over the hill, but nothing can stop us from acting like "kids". Happy Birthday!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: Humorous and fun birthday card from one old goat to another. Silhouette of two mountain goats with large horns looking directly into the camera on a background of vertical stripes in different shades of gray. Thick cartoon script font in orange and yellow with black and white outlines speak directly to the recipient from these silly farm animals.
Product Id: 1000223
Steep Drop Ahead Sign, Funny Over the Hill 40th Bi…
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Inside Text: I tried to warn you. You’ve really gone Over the Hill this time and there’s no way back up. Happy 40th Birthday!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: CAUTION: Steep Drop Ahead. Over the Hill 40th birthday greeting card. Balloons courtesy of inky2010/Openclipart and sign element courtesy of ocal/Clker.
Product Id: 1399066
Humorous over the hill birthday greeting cartoon c…
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Inside Text: Once you’re over the hill it’s patch, patch, patch. Have a great HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Laughter is the best medicine for the aging. It helps you forget all the aches and pains as you celebrate another birthday. The cartoon patient might have done better if he'd glued jokes all over his body.
Product Id: 1337736
Over the Hill Birthday for her - humor card
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Inside Text: Oh, my mistake. You’re there! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 491799
Over The Hill Blues Vegas Slot Machine Martini Car…
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Inside Text: VEGAS!! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 886773
Humor Over The Hill Birthday Cards
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Inside Text: Almost Lifelike!!!!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Artist Notes: by Moody
Product Id: 324851
Hot Mama Over The Hill Martini Beach Card
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Inside Text: Sun, Sand, and a Martini Shaker Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 867483
Happy 40th Birthday, Not over the hill just yet, C…
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Inside Text: Don’t worry ... you’re not over the hill just yet! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Heather Broster
Artist Notes: This cute card features a cat who is afraid that he might be "over the hill." The number 40 is falling out of the sky while the cat covers one eye and two mice run for their lives. The perfect card for someone celebrating a 40th birthday.
Product Id: 1423074
Funny-Over-The-Hill-Customizeable-Photo-Birthday-C…
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Inside Text: ... and over the hill you go! Hope your birthday is a walk in the park.
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: Feel free to change or add your own message on the inside.
Product Id: 913955
Old Man Boot Camp card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD TIMER! (Psst! Your fly is down.)
Artist: mike shiell
Artist Notes: An old drill sergeant tries to get his gaggle of old man recruits into shape by yelling at them at telling them to hoist their trousers up higher, unzip their zippers, and get some soup stains on their cardigans.
Product Id: 1478752
Thermoshield Mask Birthday card
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Inside Text: I’ve found the perfect gift that will help make it a safe and Happy Birthday. You’re getting hotter every year!
Artist: Hannah Creative
Product Id: 892897
You know you’re over the hill, humor birthday, fun…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a cake and glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 917470
Holy Mackerel - you’re HOW old? card
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Inside Text: You may be over the hill but you still kick "bass"! Happy Birthday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 799936
Happy Birthday, Over the Hill, Rock Climbing Man c…
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Inside Text: You’ll be over that hill in no time!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Product Id: 871520
Happy Birthday Card - Over the Hill is Better than…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Leroy Smith
Product Id: 1009483
Face it - Attitude is Everything card
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Inside Text: Especially when we realize "over the hill" is now "down hill." And whether you choose to coast, cruise or fly down that hill, I hope you do it with Attitude and lots of it! Happy Birthday
Artist: Natasha McManus
Product Id: 246067
Funny Over The Hill Dog Card
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Inside Text: Happy birthday, you old dog.
Artist: A Dog's Life Photography
Artist Notes: This old Basset Hound is sure to cheer up your over the hill friend on their birthday.
Product Id: 1413652
Humorous way over the hill happy birthday cartoon …
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Inside Text: It’s your birthday, you’re way over the hill and up against the proverbial wall. You know time’s short ... Any final requests? My request is for you to enjoy a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Time's in short supply with our cartoon guy. Anyone with a few decades of birthdays is also a short-timer. The verse drives home that point.
Product Id: 1344522
Happy birthday for her, over the hill, humor birth…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that female friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog wearing a purple hat with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924405
Shit Happens Wheelchair on Stairs Funny Birthday C…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. It’s all downhill from here!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this birthday humor card from NobleWorks Cards today.
Product Id: 1090112
Trail horse & gal rider card
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Inside Text: You’re not over the hill yet. Happy Birthday!
Artist: none
Product Id: 202994
Drink Wine Over The Hill Card
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Inside Text: It helps you forget about the HOT FLASHES, and can make you feel years younger (at least until the next day) Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 708126
Amusing over the hill birthday greeting cartoon ca…
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Inside Text: Well, enough about me. You’re the one so far over the hill that any direction from there is up. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY no matter the geography!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The woman in the cartoon, chin on her cartoon desk, has just realized how far over the hill she is. The party balloons, both of them, are pathetic. She has only one Birthday card. You can reinforce the angst and misery of the yearly passing with the purchase of one card like this for each of your aging friends. If you have any left.
Product Id: 1366628
Martini and Pedicure Over the Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: While I try to remember I think I’ll have an Apple Martini and a Pedicure! Happy Birthday
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 682107
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